alas, pingkha harvests his brown rice underneath the brown sun, sweat rolling across his bushy unibrow as he calculates the theorem of bose-einstein condensation
mother won't be proud when pingkha comes back home because he killed the family elephant from force-feeding it masala
now pingkha will have brown rice and stale curry for the rest of his life
the buddha is not proud of his work, so when pingkha dies from vitamin deficiency he will be reincarnated as a lowly fly
poor pingkha
SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE DIFF MY INDIAN ALTER EGO IS GOING TO BE REINCARNATED AS A FLY
ENLIGHTEN HIM DIFF
ENLIGHTEN HIM
[21:08] <+Klaghills> pee bee arr
[21:08] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> pdc?
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> oh i get it
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> a pirate with urinary tract
[21:09] <+Slushie> that boy aint right