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#1 2015-03-05 13:58:48

s6thgaming
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Are there any video games that have realistic and accurate firearms?

With the abundance of short-range shotguns, the frequent occurrences of revolvers are just better, (Come on. .357 ammunition is almost identical in size to 9x19 luger, yet the HL2 revolver is a 1 hit kill for almost all enemies.) pistols being very accurate weapons, while SMGs or machine guns having a wide spread, (longer barrel means more accurate firing. It should be the other way around.) I have found myself wanting a realistic first person shooter.

So, do any of these actually exist?


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#2 2015-03-05 14:42:23

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Re: Are there any video games that have realistic and accurate firearms?

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#3 2015-03-05 15:56:09

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Re: Are there any video games that have realistic and accurate firearms?

Is borderlands accurate?


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#4 2015-03-05 15:57:42

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Re: Are there any video games that have realistic and accurate firearms?

Also I think n1kf will make a sudden reappearance now that a TV Troper has advertised his troperness.


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#5 2015-03-05 16:06:23

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Re: Are there any video games that have realistic and accurate firearms?

Different55 wrote:

Is borderlands accurate?

More than some maybe, but not very much.


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#6 2015-03-05 17:30:50

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Re: Are there any video games that have realistic and accurate firearms?

What about Far Cry?


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#7 2015-03-05 18:23:36

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Re: Are there any video games that have realistic and accurate firearms?

Different55 wrote:

What about Far Cry?

No, it follows pretty much all the tropes.


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#8 2015-03-05 18:30:31

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Re: Are there any video games that have realistic and accurate firearms?

What about...

Actually that's pretty much my entire game collection.


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#9 2015-03-06 10:47:57

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Re: Are there any video games that have realistic and accurate firearms?

Mine's not very big either.

I have 26 steam games

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About 10 Nintendo DS games

Maybe 20-30 SNES games

2 Wii U games

10 or so mobile games.

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#10 2015-03-06 11:25:07

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Re: Are there any video games that have realistic and accurate firearms?

What about Crono Trigger? I bet that has realistic gun physics.


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#11 2015-03-06 14:34:46

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Re: Are there any video games that have realistic and accurate firearms?

Different55 wrote:

What about Crono Trigger? I bet that has realistic gun physics.

Not particularly.

Why would a hydraulic peashooter be more powerful than a compressed air gun? Not to mention that the bullets for the peashooter are supposedly smaller. I suppose they'd have more velocity due to lower air resistance, but it would also have lower momentum and because it is being fired out of something along the lines of a bike pump, it's not going to have much momentum or velocity to start with.


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#12 2015-03-06 14:57:41

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Re: Are there any video games that have realistic and accurate firearms?

Mario Kart?


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#13 2015-03-06 16:32:52

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Re: Are there any video games that have realistic and accurate firearms?

brothers in arms?


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#14 2015-03-06 16:44:04

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Re: Are there any video games that have realistic and accurate firearms?

Oh, I know.

BoutCheetah/BOTZ


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#15 2015-03-06 22:06:20

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Re: Are there any video games that have realistic and accurate firearms?

Different55 wrote:

Mario Kart?

I can confirm, Mario Kart has no inconsistencies related to guns!

skullz17 wrote:

brothers in arms?

Yeah... It's totally realistic to fire a .30 caliber mounted machine gun for indefinite amounts of time without the heat from both the discharges inside the chamber and the friction from the barrel not becoming too hot to bear.

Different55 wrote:

Oh, I know.

BoutCheetah/BOTZ

I don't think I've ever heard of a more obscure game. Does it even have guns?

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#16 2015-03-06 22:15:10

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Re: Are there any video games that have realistic and accurate firearms?

world of warriors

clash of clans

bloons tower defense battles


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#17 2015-03-06 22:23:09

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Re: Are there any video games that have realistic and accurate firearms?

Pingohits wrote:

world of warriors

Doesn't have realistic firearms. Doesn't have firearms.

Pingohits wrote:

clash of clans

I'd drag my retinas through fifteen miles of broken glass before associating with that game.

Pingohits wrote:

bloons tower defense battles

What kind of gun, especially a sniper rifle, wouldn't tear through every layer of nested balloons? I'm sure a single shot can down a blimp in real life too. Unrealistic.

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#18 2015-03-06 22:26:34

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Re: Are there any video games that have realistic and accurate firearms?

s6thgaming wrote:
Pingohits wrote:

world of warriors

Doesn't have realistic firearms. Doesn't have firearms.

Pingohits wrote:

clash of clans

I'd drag my retinas through fifteen miles of broken glass before associating with that game.

Pingohits wrote:

bloons tower defense battles

What kind of gun, especially a sniper rifle, wouldn't tear through every layer of nested balloons? I'm sure a single shot can down a blimp in real life too. Unrealistic.

dude you took it so seriously i can't stop laughing
you know what here do some more

VVVVVV

geometry dash

team fortress two

dr. mario


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#19 2015-03-06 22:29:27

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Re: Are there any video games that have realistic and accurate firearms?

s6thgaming wrote:
Different55 wrote:

Oh, I know.

BoutCheetah/BOTZ

I don't think I've ever heard of a more obscure game. Does it even have guns?

It's on the same level of gun physics consistency as Mario Kart. I wrote a review about it here: http://tewin.ml/viewtopic.php?pid=61461#p61461


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#20 2015-03-06 22:43:47

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Re: Are there any video games that have realistic and accurate firearms?

Different55 wrote:

I wrote a review about it here: http://tewin.ml/viewtopic.php?pid=61461#p61461

ooh, that one. There's a review about it on youtube.

Pingohits wrote:

VVVVVV

Has no guns.

Pingohits wrote:

team fortress two

fun? yes. Realistic? no.
Sure, lemme just shoot someone in the head... yeah, he walked away because my shot did only 150 damage.
Shotgun+scattergun pellets turn into cotton candy when fired at a target more than 10 feet away.
Heavy's minigun doesn't overheat and either burn him or cease to function when firing for more than a few seconds. Not to mention he NEVER has to add a new bandolier.
Being at the heart of an explosion doesn't kill you, it just sends you away from it at high velocity!
Why is spy's revolver so much more powerful than the scout or the engineers pistol? As discussed before, the size of the rounds are negligibly different.
The back scatter, a gun with an extended magazine has 2 less shot than the default scattergun.
You can't load more than RPG into a launcher. but in TF2, you can! They're also magical and not affected by gravity!
Speaking of gravity, the bullets aren't affected by it either.
Video game flamethrowers suck.
Darts inject, not splatter.

And there's much, much more I could talk about but that should be good for now.

Pingohits wrote:

dr. mario

Again, no guns.

Pingohits wrote:

Geometry dash

That game was fun. Difficult, but fun.

No guns either.

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#21 2015-03-07 07:06:31

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Re: Are there any video games that have realistic and accurate firearms?

This is why I have trust issues.


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#22 2015-03-07 08:23:54

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Re: Are there any video games that have realistic and accurate firearms?

Minesweeper


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#23 2015-03-07 13:44:28

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Re: Are there any video games that have realistic and accurate firearms?

roblox paintball

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kingdom hearts

realm of the mad god

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#24 2015-03-07 17:41:55

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Re: Are there any video games that have realistic and accurate firearms?

Onjit wrote:

Minesweeper

No guns there.

Pingohits wrote:

roblox paintball

I'm pretty sure you need a time machine to find anyone with a living memory of when that game was cool.

Pingohits wrote:

kingdom hearts

Yeah... no.

Pingohits wrote:

realm of the mad god

Kablem can't do anything right. Stupid pay to win bull****

Pingohits wrote:

kindle icloud reader

lol


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#25 2015-03-07 19:32:05

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Re: Are there any video games that have realistic and accurate firearms?

s6thgaming wrote:
Onjit wrote:

Minesweeper

No guns there.

So they must be realistic and accurate!


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