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#1 2014-02-11 21:07:55

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How to make a good spam thread

When making a good spam thread, there are 3 basic rules that need to be kept in mind. I'll be sharing these with you in the following 208 words.

The first and most important rule when making a spam thread is to be internally consistent. If you start by spamming images, end it with images. If you begin with random letters, end it with random letters. Don't switch to other spam types in the middle of your opening post. If you make multiple spam posts, you can switch styles from post to post but each post should still remain internally consistent. This is vital, as it affords a sense of unity to each of your posts.

Second, it should be noted that some of the most successful spam threads have been similar to intelligible discussion. Random letter spam, at least when used in the opening, often leads to a quick burst of activity at creation which quickly falls until nobody posts there anymore.

Third, don't abandon your thread. This may seem like common sense, but it's important and needs repeating. It's one of the easiest things to do to help your thread live on. If it's not doing as well as you would have hoped, make a few posts in it to set an example and to inspire others. Nourishing your spam thread with posts can mean the difference between 50 pages of posts and 2 posts.


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#2 2014-02-12 00:47:17

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Re: How to make a good spam thread

Different, there hasn't been a spam thread with 50 posts. or 23, for that matter. The record is probably 10 or something.


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#3 2014-02-12 01:16:03

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Re: How to make a good spam thread

Silverheart wrote:

Different, there hasn't been a spam thread with 50 posts. or 23, for that matter. The record is probably 10 or something.

I'll just leave this here...
http://tewin.ml/viewtopic.php?id=2110&p=1


I'll come up with something to put here eventually.

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#4 2014-02-12 09:10:25

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Re: How to make a good spam thread

whoops, meant pages. and you said pages, so it still stands.


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#5 2014-02-12 09:15:23

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Re: How to make a good spam thread

It's a wonderful thing called [rainbowspongebob]EXAGGERATION[/rainbowspongebob]


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#6 2014-02-12 19:46:06

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Re: How to make a good spam thread

nevah. You must always underexaggerate. something like

Nourishing your spam thread with posts can mean the difference between 1 posts and 0 posts.


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#7 2014-02-12 21:56:24

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Re: How to make a good spam thread

I dunno, it seems pretty advanced. I'm not sure I'll be able to control such awe-inducing power.


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#8 2014-02-12 23:14:49

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Re: How to make a good spam thread

You can do it if you believe. Say it with me now. "I believe".

by the way, ScreenShot2014-02-12at80931PM.png.
I know it's scaling to my computer screen, but I am always struck with now odd it looks when it's like this. Not sure what you could do about that. Maybe center it and set a specific size for it?

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#9 2014-02-12 23:26:26

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Re: How to make a good spam thread

Holy crappy that is a wide screen. How big is that? Looks like somewhere around 2100 from the smilies.

I'm not sure, setting a specific size makes a huge gap appear between the smilies and the text box for some reason, although you might not mind with your obscene amount of horizontal space. I could try using CSS media queries, which would detect when someone with an obscenely wide screen is on the site and then make it fixed and gap-y. Or I could set a fixed max-width for the site, which would make the whole site take up less horizontal space for wide-screened people like you.


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#10 2014-02-13 09:23:22

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Re: How to make a good spam thread

Perhaps a max width would look nice. How gappy does it look when it's gappy?


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#11 2014-02-13 15:54:04

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Re: How to make a good spam thread

About 205 pixels worth of gap on my 1024x768 screen.


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#12 2014-02-13 20:48:42

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Re: How to make a good spam thread

That does seem like a rather large gap. You could always make the smileys a popup or scroll box up top, too. They seem a bit oddly placed where they are.


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#13 2014-02-13 21:58:00

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Re: How to make a good spam thread

Like... like a button? And then you click it and smilies appear?


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#14 2014-02-13 23:15:33

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Re: How to make a good spam thread

Yeah, with a popup window or dropdown.


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#15 2014-02-13 23:27:00

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Re: How to make a good spam thread

I'll see what I can do in roughly 2 hours when I have access to a computer or tomorrow depending on how tired I am after this car trip.


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#16 2014-02-13 23:27:04

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Re: How to make a good spam thread

I'll see what I can do in roughly 2 hours when I have access to a computer or tomorrow depending on how tired I am after this car trip.


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