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#1 2014-12-08 21:02:25

Dachi
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Drinkable Sausage

Have you tried it?
Tastes good.
Patrick likes it.


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#2 2014-12-08 22:17:16

Fradeshan
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Re: Drinkable Sausage

wt


wait what why

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#3 2015-02-01 23:07:08

Mousey123
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Re: Drinkable Sausage

try blending a sausage


no

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#4 2015-02-02 00:13:15

Onjit
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Re: Drinkable Sausage

pls no

a meat smoothie

no thanks


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#5 2015-02-02 00:20:02

SPT
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Re: Drinkable Sausage

oh god no

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#6 2015-02-02 01:15:24

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Re: Drinkable Sausage

As someone who was on a liquid diet and tried to blend pizza, LIQUID SOLID FOOD IS AWFUL.


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#7 2015-02-02 10:36:45

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Re: Drinkable Sausage

Different55 wrote:

As someone who was on a liquid diet and tried to blend pizza, LIQUID SOLID FOOD IS AWFUL.

liquid mac and cheese is gr9 m9


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#8 2015-02-02 10:55:56

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Re: Drinkable Sausage

no

no it isn't. Tried that, too. It was easier to swallow whole than it was to drink it, just because of the awful texure that all blended foods have.


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#9 2015-02-02 15:13:01

Pingohits
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Re: Drinkable Sausage

Different55 wrote:

no

no it isn't. Tried that, too. It was easier to swallow whole than it was to drink it, just because of the awful texure that all blended foods have.

then
how about
spaghetti


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#10 2015-02-02 15:14:32

Different55
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Re: Drinkable Sausage

That just tastes like spaghetti sauce.


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#11 2015-02-03 00:14:50

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Re: Drinkable Sausage

how about hotdogs


no

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#12 2015-02-03 09:56:07

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Re: Drinkable Sausage

And horseshoes


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#13 2015-02-03 12:59:35

Different55
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Re: Drinkable Sausage

Mousey123 wrote:

how about hotdogs

Never tried blending those. They were easy enough to cut into pieces and swallow whole.


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#14 2015-02-03 14:20:14

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Re: Drinkable Sausage

Different55 wrote:

no

no it isn't. Tried that, too. It was easier to swallow whole than it was to drink it, just because of the awful texure that all blended foods have.

i'm going to puke just thinking about it


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#15 2015-02-03 14:39:52

Different55
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Re: Drinkable Sausage

some man wrote:
Different55 wrote:

no

no it isn't. Tried that, too. It was easier to swallow whole than it was to drink it, just because of the awful texure that all blended foods have.

i'm going to puke just thinking about it

Pizza flavored sludge was my first meal after getting home from the hospital. I shudder just thinking back to it.


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#16 2015-02-03 15:17:17

Pingohits
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Re: Drinkable Sausage

What happen different55 i Missed out

Did you do pregnant or something


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[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> oh i get it
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> a pirate with urinary tract
[21:09] <+Slushie> that boy aint right

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#17 2015-02-03 15:47:10

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Re: Drinkable Sausage

I was repeatedly (and professionally) stabbed in the face and had my jaw broken into 3 pieces and had to be on a liquid diet for ~8 weeks.


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#18 2015-02-03 16:46:31

Pingohits
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Re: Drinkable Sausage

Different55 wrote:

I was repeatedly (and professionally) stabbed in the face and had my jaw broken into 3 pieces and had to be on a liquid diet for ~8 weeks.

WAT
WHO DID THIS
WHO DID THIS TO YOU

GIVE ME A NAME
A PLACE
A TIME
SOCIAL SEURITY NUMBER

NOW


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[21:08] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> pdc?
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> oh i get it
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#19 2015-02-03 18:46:00

Different55
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Re: Drinkable Sausage

Um

Dr Lypka
November 10
I don't know for sure, but it went on for about ~6 hours and when it was over it was 10PM, so I'd estimate 4PM.
No idea what his SSN is.


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#20 2015-02-03 20:07:07

Pingohits
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Re: Drinkable Sausage

??
your doctor stab face

what kind of doctor is that

EDIT: does he live in george bush land

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[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> oh i get it
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> a pirate with urinary tract
[21:09] <+Slushie> that boy aint right

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#21 2015-02-03 21:06:27

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Re: Drinkable Sausage

He's from Canada, but he works in the US.


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#22 2015-02-03 21:15:03

Pingohits
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Re: Drinkable Sausage

no

george
bush
land

(texas)


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#23 2015-02-03 22:46:13

Mousey123
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Re: Drinkable Sausage

Floor

Id

A

(Florida)

yeah try blending that yikes


no

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#24 2015-02-03 22:53:53

Different55
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Registered: 2011-05-18
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Re: Drinkable Sausage

Pingohits wrote:

no

george
bush
land

(texas)

Different55 wrote:

He's from Canada, but he works in the US.


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#25 2015-02-04 07:25:28

Onjit
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Re: Drinkable Sausage

u srs?


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