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#26 2011-09-26 14:23:01

Coolio
That one guy
From: ...Huh. Where am I again?
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 5,354
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, however the cloud is hard and bumpy. You have a lot of trouble falling asleep.
I wish I had some tape.


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#27 2011-09-26 19:58:23

Muffin
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but it's on your lungs...

I wish I could breathe under water.


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#28 2011-10-07 22:34:24

ultrasuperdude
Failure
Registered: 2011-07-15
Posts: 208
Fails: 105

Re: Corrupt a Wish

You did sleep on it before falling into the ground.
I wish for more wishes!


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#29 2011-10-08 07:48:00

Bimps1002
Man ****
From: bolegdeh
Registered: 2011-09-17
Posts: 1,668
Fails: 2
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Too bad big_smile!

I wish for a pickle.


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#30 2011-10-16 22:00:57

Cookiepaw
Failure
From: here
Registered: 2011-08-02
Posts: 41
Fails: 21

Re: Corrupt a Wish

It's in a jar you just can't seem to open!

I wish for sunglasses


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#31 2011-10-18 20:22:50

Muffin
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Wish granted, but the tint is completely black.

I wish I had a bag of donuts.

Btw, stop playing wrong...


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#32 2011-10-20 16:44:25

Dominator3000
Failure
Registered: 2011-09-28
Posts: 5
Fails: 3

Re: Corrupt a Wish

wish granted but donuts have fungi on it

i wish for another wish

Last edited by Dominator3000 (2011-10-20 16:45:00)


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#33 2011-10-26 07:40:07

Muffin
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Wish granted, but the wish may only be wished for items less than 5 cents.

I wish I had sum popcorn.


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#34 2011-10-26 14:12:05

Coolio
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Registered: 2011-05-18
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but has pears, and you're allergic.
I wish for a laser pointer.


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#35 2011-10-26 16:37:44

Muffin
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Wish granted, but it sends out a crooked beam of light in the shape of Justin Bieber.

I wish I had sum monneh


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#36 2011-10-27 19:10:09

rob1nfly
Waffle Inspector
From: In a secret paradox
Registered: 2011-07-28
Posts: 886
Fails: 443

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but the money inflicts a zombie virus to anyone who touches it.
I wish I was Kirby the pink puffball.


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#37 2011-10-27 19:44:23

Muffin
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but now you're smaller than this period --> .

I wish I had an Icecreamz


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#38 2014-01-31 12:01:43

Different55
The Beanmaker
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 9,142
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Granted.
You get hit by a truck.
Luckily, there's plenty of free ice cream in the hospital you end up in.
Unluckily, you'll never walk again.

I wish that people would return to the fail forums.


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#39 2014-01-31 16:17:08

colon
"Furry"
From: 4444
Registered: 2011-06-25
Posts: 5,109
Fails: 3
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but spam.

I wish everything is mine.


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#40 2014-01-31 21:02:08

Creature
Kristanish Duke
Registered: 2014-01-31
Posts: 1,341
Fails: 353

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but someone stoles all your things.
I wish get A+

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#41 2014-01-31 21:09:26

Silverheart
VIF
Registered: 2011-07-12
Posts: 1,584
Fails: 1

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but it is only worth 0.1% of your grade

I wish I was better at making up things to say after I respond.


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#42 2014-01-31 21:24:20

Creature
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Registered: 2014-01-31
Posts: 1,341
Fails: 353

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but everyone ignores it.
I wish be a artist.

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#43 2014-02-11 07:43:57

Different55
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Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 9,142
Fails: 0

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but your artistic skill comes at the cost of your sanity. Your quickly degrading mind becomes unable to handle everyday life after just a few days, and you eventually scare off even your closest friends. Alone in the dark, your mind continues to fall apart. After only a few months of what you used to call "artistic vision", you are considered unfit for society and thrown in an insane asylum, to live out the rest of your days.

I wish for a burrito.


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#44 2014-02-12 00:11:27

Artemis
Failure
From: Nowhere and Everywhere
Registered: 2011-07-13
Posts: 272
Fails: 0

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but it's got a dead roach in it.

I wish for pie.


I'll come up with something to put here eventually.

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#45 2014-02-18 16:36:22

Different55
The Beanmaker
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 9,142
Fails: 0

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but it falls from the sky onto your face, causing you to go blind.

I wish for a lot of sleep.


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#46 2014-02-18 18:36:38

Coolio
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From: ...Huh. Where am I again?
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 5,354
Fails: 55,555

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but you become Sleeping Beauty with no prince to save you.

I wish for a pizza.


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#47 2014-05-25 14:05:58

N1KF
REBORN CORPSE
Registered: 2012-05-16
Posts: 6,923
Fails: 100,956

Re: Corrupt a Wish

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#48 2014-05-25 15:53:53

some man
Dotcra Moreo
From: The Road of Ultimate
Registered: 2014-05-06
Posts: 3,264
Fails: 55,555

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but you never get to play it due to spending too much time on TV Tropes and eventually dying of starvation.
I wish for a yummy sammich that will create an invincible barrier around me, with nothing lethal or alive in the sandwich or the barrier


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#49 2014-05-25 16:04:18

Different55
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Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 9,142
Fails: 0

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but that includes you. As soon as the barrier is formed, your wish comes true and nothing living is left inside.

I wish for a burrito


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#50 2014-05-25 19:48:18

some man
Dotcra Moreo
From: The Road of Ultimate
Registered: 2014-05-06
Posts: 3,264
Fails: 55,555

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Granted. It is explosive.

I wish I dead.


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