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#1 2014-02-20 18:35:30

scienceguyz
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Stocks

So, over the last three days I went from 1000 dollars in earnings to -800 dollars and now I'm up to -57 dollars in earnings. (don't worry it's not real money it's just a sim.) Have you guys ever tried stocks, real or simulation?

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#2 2014-02-20 18:41:33

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Re: Stocks

Yes, and I know for a fact that those simulations were out to get me. The split second before my hand hit the buy button, the price would jump up. Moments before I hit the sell button, the price would drop. That game wanted to see my starving on the streets.

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#3 2014-02-20 21:28:46

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Re: Stocks

we should run a competition on a stock market simulation thing

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#4 2014-02-20 23:47:26

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Re: Stocks

I will look into this. Prizes could be awards and fails.

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#5 2014-02-21 12:39:06

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Re: Stocks

Real-time fail stock market GO!

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#6 2014-02-21 13:41:50

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Re: Stocks

*market crashes*

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#7 2014-02-21 18:27:33

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Re: Stocks

I guess you could say that the stock market is

A FAIL

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#8 2014-02-21 21:34:50

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Re: Stocks

*market fails**

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#9 2014-02-22 11:54:35

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Re: Stocks

aaand I'm at -$538

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#10 2014-02-22 14:03:13

Different55
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Re: Stocks

Sounds like you're having air for dinner for a while.

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#11 2014-02-22 16:57:49

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Re: Stocks

Don't you know how expensive air is these days? He can't afford that.

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#12 2014-02-24 13:43:51

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Re: Stocks

I'm back up to -$274.44 now...

I should invest in any company I don't like, to ENSURE that they fail.

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#13 2014-02-24 14:02:47

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Re: Stocks

You shouldn't give them the honor of letting them fail.

EDIT: That's the first time I've used the Split/Merge Topics feature. It's nice.

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#14 2014-02-26 10:01:46

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Re: Stocks

And now I'm at -$1,164.52

Screw you too stock markets.

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#15 2014-02-26 11:12:33

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Re: Stocks

I'm getting the faint impression that you and the stock market don't get along very well.

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#16 2014-02-26 11:17:08

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Re: Stocks

Different55 wrote:

I'm getting the faint impression that you and the stock market don't get along very well.

Faint. Faint. *shakes fists in the air in exasperation*

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#17 2014-02-26 11:22:56

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Re: Stocks

You should borrow virtual money from your virtual friends and family. Any good stock market simulation has virtual friends and family.

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#18 2014-02-26 11:23:37

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Re: Stocks

Not this one. BTW if you want to try it out we could set up one for the fail forums. You wanna try it?

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#19 2014-02-26 11:25:33

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Re: Stocks

Sure. I was planning on finding one as evidenced by:

Ratburntro44 wrote:

we should run a competition on a stock market simulation thing

Different55 wrote:

I will look into this. Prizes could be awards and fails.

but I couldn't find a good one.

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#20 2014-02-26 11:34:41

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Re: Stocks

Ok if we were to do it then when would the competition end?

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#21 2014-02-26 13:07:59

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Re: Stocks

Maybe one or several weeks

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#22 2014-02-26 16:58:41

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Re: Stocks

Come here then

password is "tewinml"

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#23 2014-02-26 17:58:07

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Re: Stocks

Okay I joined. I'm Jarom Ort. I'm buying all the stocks and leaving none for you guys.

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#24 2014-02-26 18:32:51

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Re: Stocks

Hurry and buy stock before Diff owns 100% of every company!

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#25 2014-02-28 11:23:51

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Re: Stocks

This isn't going well. So I bought lots of TWC to make up for it. Seconds later I realized that TWC sucks and that might not have been a good thing to incest in.

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