Choose your own adventure.

some man · 2014-05-19 15:37:55

C)

You fall down a hole and find yourself in an alternate-dimension Burrito Bell.

A) Order a bell
B) Order a belt
C) Draw on the cashier's face
D) Fiddle with the napkins

Creature · 2014-05-19 17:10:29

D

Now you cannot see anything

A) Run
B) Hide yourself with your hands
C) Dance
D) What now?

some man · 2014-05-19 17:34:23

A)

Oh god no THERE'S A NAPKIN ON YOUR FACE AAAAAAAAAA

A) Dial 911
B) Trip and fall onto the floor
C) Hop back down into the hole to Taco Bell
D) Just take the censoreding napkin off of your face dramatically faint

Starvr344 · 2014-05-21 23:02:13

A

You can't see, so you dial 411
"411, how may I help you?"
A) "HOLY [Cencored] THERE'S A NAPKIN ON MY FACE HELP ME"
B) "Is your refrigerator running?"
C) "I'm a Nigerian prince so give me your credit card number."
D) "Telp me! I tink I taw a puddy tat!"

some man · 2014-05-21 23:38:07

A)

411 quickly rushes a businessman to Burrito Bell for you but is even more confused on what to do then you are.
A) Attempt to slap him in the guts until he takes off the napkin on your face
B) Have the napkin blow off your face
C) Run into the cashier
D) Attempt to fiddle with the napkin again

N1KF · 2014-06-02 01:19:17

B)

You have the napkin blow off your face. Well, that's awkward.

A) Use the napkin to make a gun that opens a portal to an alternate world
B) Attempt to make a burrito out of the napkin
C) Through the napkin at the businessman's face
D) Throw the napkin in the trash
E) Litter

some man · 2014-06-02 06:35:12

A)

You enter the portal and find yourself in Burrito Pendulum.

A) This is getting really redundant. Let's just exit Taco Bell
B) Throw ALL the napkins at ALL the cashiers' faces
C) Eat the napkin
D) Fiddle with the tips jar

Starvr344 · 2014-06-08 10:21:43

D

A) OH GOD A DOLLAR IS ON MY FACE
B) OH GOD A GLASS JAR IS ON MY FACE
C) OH GOD A NAPKIN IS ON MY FACE
D) OH GOD THE POLICE ARE ON MY FACE

some man · 2014-06-08 10:31:49

D)

OH GOD NO WHAT WILL YOU DO

A) Pull out the omega sword!
B) Run around screaming
C) ...then fall into the tip jar
D) Phish some grandmas and reveal their credit card number online

Ratburntro44 · 2014-06-08 13:11:55

B

The Police get annoyed, so Sting decides to challenge you to a singing contest. While Andy Summers and Stewart Copeland are looking on, you decide to sing the song…

A) Happy Birthday
B) Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star
C) Mary Had a Little Lamb
D) Row, Row, Row Your Boat

Starvr344 · 2014-06-08 14:28:14

A

The judges are all awed by your spectacular show of your vocal cords matching almost perfectly at the tune of Happy Birthday.
You win...

A) An Oscar
B) A cookie
C) A fail
D) A Nintendo 64

some man · 2014-06-08 14:35:20

E)

You get a stick of HeadOn.

A) Apply directly to the forehead
B) Apply directly to the forehead
C) Apply directly to the forehead
D) HeadOn, available at Walgreens and other stores nationwide.
E) Forget that, just get the N64 already.

Starvr344 · 2014-06-28 13:44:43

E

You scream in painful joy as you drop the N64 on your toe.

A) Jump around.
B) Jump nowhere.
C) Jump everywhere.
D) Jump off.

some man · 2014-06-28 13:56:39

D)

You jump off and find yourself in Taco Pendulum.

A) Tell the cashier "These unoriginal reversals are too much for me, shoot me in the head and let it be over"
B) Put on some cool ASCII sunglasses and smile
C) Insert Tomodachi Life into your N64
D) Cosplay as Little Mac

Starvr344 · 2014-06-28 14:14:43

A) Punch the cashier's lights out.
B) Punch the napkins.
C) Write a bad fanfic about Punch-Out
D) TKO

some man · 2014-06-29 10:32:09

C)

"little mac was in the world fighting championship thing and he was going to punch someones nuts out but then touhou and mlp and doctor who apeared and eventually everyone died and sweard a lot this fanfic is bull the end"

A) Publish it to fanfiction.net
B) Print it and use the story to make a nice fire
C) Superglue it to the menu so everyone can read your glorious story
D) Punch your N64

Starvr344 · 2014-06-29 12:12:54

A

An angry mob of Punch-Out lovers are outside your house carrying signs.

A) Write more fanfics.
B) Punch them out.
C) Invite them in for pizza.
D) All of the above.

some man · 2014-06-29 12:28:50

A)

"part 2: but then little mac got revied and he gone to see glass john his mortal enemy! he charged up his metal punch and he punched glass john in the nuts hed been waiting years for this! his nuts cracked so loudly that glass john exploded into blood and poo! then he won the world chanpion ship"

By now your house is probably burnt down. Guess you won't have to pay for rent anymore.

A) Purchase a new house
B) Change the Omega Sword into an Omega GUN
C) ...Then shooty shooty bang bang the Punch-Out fans
D) Get some construction paper, a bowl of Mac 'n Cheese, and a laptop

Starvr344 · 2014-06-29 13:44:11

A

You steal buy a house.

A) "Fix" it.
B) Fiddle with the oven.
C) Clog the toilet.
D) part 3 :little mac now has to fite in the universe chanpion ship were he meets his his mortaler enemieer emenie glass john the hedgehog and little mac had to fite him. little mac sade "u wot m8" an kicked him in the balls it was sooooooooooooooooooooo epic!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!11!!!!12 but glass john was leik "o no u di-int" an punched little mac in the balls and little mac DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

some man · 2014-06-29 14:10:51

D)

Suddenly, you become Little Mac in the fanfic.

A) Try to run away from the chanpion ship
B) Use your Omega Sword to kill glass john
C) Throw your N64 on glass john's foot
D) Just let yourself be killed. You are the master of resurrection.

Starvr344 · 2014-06-29 15:46:10

A

The champion ship sucks you in to the fighting ring, where Glass John The Hedgehog is waiting.

A) Die.
B) Kick Glass John The Hedgehog in the balls.
C) White a fanfic about Glass John The Hedgehog the please him.
D) TRASNTS FORM INTO EMILY THE PONY

some man · 2014-06-29 17:37:03

With your newly gained awesomeglasses powers YOU KIK HIM IN THE BALLS INSTEAD OF PUNCHING. Now you won the chanpion ship.

A) Go to Pizza Hut
B) Escape the fanfic
C) Spin around and dance until you get dizzy
D) Cut the referee's head off with the Omega Sword

Starvr344 · 2014-07-03 11:47:08

B

You are out of the fanfic.

A) Go to Enchilada Pendulum.
B) Go on Fail Forums
C) Go on TedTalks
D) Go to school.

some man · 2014-07-07 18:25:20

B)

You go on Fail Forums, and check out a topic that catches your eye.

"ur litle mac and u in taco bel

a) punch teh stuf out
b) go to ocat bel
c) go poopoo on the clork
d) rite a poopoo fafnic"

A) Post on the topic with no idea what to do or what's going on
B) Go to TV Tropes
C) Report the post for mocking Punch-Out and assuming it is any less then dominating the earth
D) Get off the computer

Starvr344 · 2014-07-08 12:33:49

B

You open a billion trillion tabs.

A) Close them all.
B) Read them all.
C) Create a trope page for Fail Forums.
D) Cry.

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