Announcement

GOOGLE CHROME IS A BOTNET? GOOGLE CHROME IS A BOTNET? GOOGLE CHROME IS A BOTNET? GOOGLE CHROME IS A BOTNET? GOOGLE CHROME IS A BOTNET? GOOGLE CHROME IS A BOTNET? GOOGLE CHROME IS A BOTNET? GOOGLE CHROME IS A BOTNET? WE LIVE INSIDE A DREAM. GOOGLE CHROME IS A BOTNET? GOOGLE CHROME IS A BOTNET? GOOGLE CHROME IS A BOTNET? GOOGLE CHROME IS A BOTNET? GOOGLE CHROME IS A BOTNET? GOOGLE CHROME IS A BOTNET? GOOGLE CHROME IS A BOTNET? NO MORE SPAM
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT THE FORUMS ARE DEAD AND THAT THE LIFE OF THE PARTY CURRENTLY RESIDES IN #FAIL #EEFORUMSANARCHY #EEFORUMS #hi ON RIZON.

YO RIZON #HI
it's closing time you don't have to go home but you can't stay here

Advertisement

»  » 

Pages: 1

#1 2015-03-24 17:52:26

Dachi
USB Charging Station
Registered: 2014-11-12
Posts: 516
Fails: 55,555

The Legend of Dachi

Once upon a time, there was a guy. He was chopping down a tree when it almost fell on him! (:O). Then came an unknown creature that saved the guy from getting crushed by the tree. When the guy saw the creature, it turned out to be a cat, but then when he showed it to his friends, it turned into a whale! He put his whale in a fish tank and fed it some dog food (since he couldn't afford whale food). After that he ate some alphabet soup then he barfed on the whale, and out came out the letters "D-A-C-H-I". He decided to name his whale Dachi.


10 6/7 years later...
For the whale's 10th (or so) birthday, he gave Dachi a computer. Since Dachi couldn't type very well, he smashed his fin on the computer and since he was using a computer underwater, he got electrocuted. While he was having a seizure because he was getting electrocuted, he accidentally typed "tewin.ml". After that he kept trying to type stuff but he kept getting seizures from getting electrocuted.


2 minutes later...
Dachi gave up typing up posts with bad grammar so he went to his owner, stole 79 cans of alphabet soup, cooked it, and barfed out letters to his owner saying "I WANT RUBBER GLOVES". The guy then bought Dachi a pair of rubber gloves so he could type properly.


This is the Legend of Dachi and how he came to be.

I am not anch159 as you can clearly see in my avatar.

Offline

#2 2015-03-24 17:53:38

Pingohits
celestial egglord
From: NO
Registered: 2015-01-28
Posts: 2,039
Fails: 290

Re: The Legend of Dachi

DACHI IS WHALE

[21:08] <+Klaghills> pee bee arr
[21:08] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> pdc?
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> oh i get it
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> a pirate with urinary tract
[21:09] <+Slushie> that boy aint right

Offline

#3 2015-03-24 17:56:08

Dachi
USB Charging Station
Registered: 2014-11-12
Posts: 516
Fails: 55,555

Re: The Legend of Dachi

You never knew that!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?oneoneo1neonoenOEN!O!ENO!NEoN!EON!OENEEoquestionmarkqueisotnueourg7u3o4gtgdivrgfdvf4ffd

I am not anch159 as you can clearly see in my avatar.

Offline

#4 2015-03-24 17:58:15

Pingohits
celestial egglord
From: NO
Registered: 2015-01-28
Posts: 2,039
Fails: 290

Re: The Legend of Dachi

ok

[21:08] <+Klaghills> pee bee arr
[21:08] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> pdc?
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> oh i get it
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> a pirate with urinary tract
[21:09] <+Slushie> that boy aint right

Offline

#5 2015-03-24 18:01:27

Dachi
USB Charging Station
Registered: 2014-11-12
Posts: 516
Fails: 55,555

Re: The Legend of Dachi

Is that a yes or no?
*holds up notepad waiting for a response*

I am not anch159 as you can clearly see in my avatar.

Offline

#6 2015-03-24 18:02:19

Pingohits
celestial egglord
From: NO
Registered: 2015-01-28
Posts: 2,039
Fails: 290

Re: The Legend of Dachi

wat

notepad

[21:08] <+Klaghills> pee bee arr
[21:08] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> pdc?
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> oh i get it
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> a pirate with urinary tract
[21:09] <+Slushie> that boy aint right

Offline

#7 2015-03-24 18:05:40

Different55
The Beanmaker
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 9,142
Fails: 0

Re: The Legend of Dachi

Maybe he wants you to write your answer down?

Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

Offline

#8 2015-03-24 18:05:57

Dachi
USB Charging Station
Registered: 2014-11-12
Posts: 516
Fails: 55,555

Re: The Legend of Dachi

No like a small portable notebook with a springy thing to bind sheets of paper on the shorter side.

I am not anch159 as you can clearly see in my avatar.

Offline

#9 2015-03-24 18:11:11

Pingohits
celestial egglord
From: NO
Registered: 2015-01-28
Posts: 2,039
Fails: 290

Re: The Legend of Dachi

what does that even have to

[21:08] <+Klaghills> pee bee arr
[21:08] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> pdc?
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> oh i get it
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> a pirate with urinary tract
[21:09] <+Slushie> that boy aint right

Offline

#10 2015-03-24 18:18:43

Dachi
USB Charging Station
Registered: 2014-11-12
Posts: 516
Fails: 55,555

Re: The Legend of Dachi

Oh I'm sorry but I WAS ANSWERING YOUR QUESTION MR.

I am not anch159 as you can clearly see in my avatar.

Offline

#11 2015-03-24 18:26:36

Pingohits
celestial egglord
From: NO
Registered: 2015-01-28
Posts: 2,039
Fails: 290

Re: The Legend of Dachi

then answer it

[21:08] <+Klaghills> pee bee arr
[21:08] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> pdc?
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> oh i get it
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> a pirate with urinary tract
[21:09] <+Slushie> that boy aint right

Offline

#12 2015-03-24 18:37:04

Dachi
USB Charging Station
Registered: 2014-11-12
Posts: 516
Fails: 55,555

Re: The Legend of Dachi

I MEAN I WAS WAITING FOR YOU TO ANSWER ME.

I am not anch159 as you can clearly see in my avatar.

Offline

#13 2015-03-24 20:06:54

Pingohits
celestial egglord
From: NO
Registered: 2015-01-28
Posts: 2,039
Fails: 290

Re: The Legend of Dachi

ok

hello

there is my answer

[21:08] <+Klaghills> pee bee arr
[21:08] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> pdc?
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> oh i get it
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> a pirate with urinary tract
[21:09] <+Slushie> that boy aint right

Offline

Pages: 1

Board footer

Jump to

We use Fail. Fail uses FluxBB

[ Generated in 0.010 seconds, 41 queries executed - Memory usage: 651.06 KiB (Peak: 674.73 KiB) ]