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#1 2015-06-18 19:22:01

some man
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HOW TO EAT DIAMONDS THE TUTORIAL ON EATING DIAMONDS

1. Acquire diamond. (ask sethbling lol)
2. Stab diamond with fork. (plastic if possible)
3. Gently lift diamond up to mouth. (make sure the diamond is on the fork. not as in "on top of the fork" but rather "stabbed by the prongs of the fork")
4. Crunch down on diamond very hard. (you may lose a few teeth in the process. NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, THIS IS WHY WE HAVE DENTURES)
5. Chew and swallow. (and digest, don't forget digesting)
6. You are done. (unless you want to eat ANOTHER diamond, in which case repeat from step 1)

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#2 2015-06-18 23:15:21

Different55
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Re: HOW TO EAT DIAMONDS THE TUTORIAL ON EATING DIAMONDS

thank you because if these excellent tutorial i am now expert denture wearer

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#3 2015-06-19 06:51:15

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Re: HOW TO EAT DIAMONDS THE TUTORIAL ON EATING DIAMONDS

dentures are very good because they are basically robot cyborg replacement teeth

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#4 2015-06-19 08:56:58

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Re: HOW TO EAT DIAMONDS THE TUTORIAL ON EATING DIAMONDS

wow i never knew pasta was this delicious

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[21:08] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> pdc?
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> oh i get it
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> a pirate with urinary tract
[21:09] <+Slushie> that boy aint right

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#5 2015-06-19 09:08:35

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Re: HOW TO EAT DIAMONDS THE TUTORIAL ON EATING DIAMONDS

Pingohits wrote:

wow i never knew pasta was this delicious

diamond is not pasta unless you put pasta in it

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#6 2015-06-19 10:38:44

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Re: HOW TO EAT DIAMONDS THE TUTORIAL ON EATING DIAMONDS

thank mr someman

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#7 2015-07-04 02:40:46

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Re: HOW TO EAT DIAMONDS THE TUTORIAL ON EATING DIAMONDS

Does this guide also work on "chocolate" diamonds and blood diamonds?

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