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#1 2014-10-23 11:10:30

Creature
Kristanish Duke
Registered: 2014-01-31
Posts: 1,341
Fails: 353

Fail Games Season 1 Day 1

Just making a random story without choices. It's a Hunger games based on Fail Forums, i took the members according their personality.

Characters

Day 1: A hell of a start.

0:00 AM
   18 failures were waiting in front of the board the announcement of the start of the fail games, when a voice announces:
-Which begins the fail!
   The District 1 begins at a burrito restaurant, eating burritos to grow, Different55 ate the possible maximum of burritos before leaving the restaurant looking for someone to kill. Coolio decided to rest after staying with a belly full of burritos.
   The District 2 starts counting to 100 before starting to kill someone, every time they counted, the get stronger, N1KF counted faster and was already been in search of killing, Ratburntro44 counted to 200 before start looking someone to kill.
   The District 3 begins on a hill, members vie to own the hill, each one pushing the other out, doing anything but racing fail games.
Some man: I think we should stop trying to dominate the hill and kill the other districts.
Creature: I agree.
   The District 4 begins in a maze where two failures seek desperate for a way out.
Bobithan: Let's call Mr. hat.
Starvr344: Dude, he does not exist!
Bobithan: So what?
   The District 5 begins at one spa for VIPs, but the VIFs members seem to be bored.
scienceguyz: Should not we be killing?
Silverheat: Relax, this club has a lot of security.
scienceguyz: But we should be killing.
   The District 6 begins at a bakery, members ate delicious muffins made by Muffin.
   The District 7 starts in a temple, the two members are AFK.
   The District 8 starts in a forest, Ice Flower WolfExile tries to take the floor.
Ice Flower: I can not!
WolfExile: You'll have to get!
   District 9 begins at a party, the music was in volume 100.
Elochai: Look at that boy yummy!
Skullz17: Shut up!
Elochai: What? I can not hear!

01:00 AM
   N1KF found District 3, and think of mastering the hill, he prays to the god of separating paragraphs and tells him to attack the district 3, and then he starts laughing, not realizing that this is just his imagination.
   Different55 solves enter inside a maze, which should be the area of the district 4.

01:30 AM
   After laughing half an hour, N1KF stop laugh and go back to the house, but suddenly appears behind Creature and gives a stab in the back of N1KF, Some man appears and pushes N1KF out of the hill, leaving N1KF fall down the hill, then Creature fires a shot that hits the N1KF belly, leaving him unconscious, after, Some man climb down the hill and throws N1KF's unconscious body in an incinerator, along with Doctor Who's things.
   Different55 realizes he is lost in the maze, and desperately searches for a way out, but only helped him to get even more lost.

Continuing shortly...

Last edited by Creature (2014-10-23 12:49:17)

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#2 2014-10-23 12:09:34

N1KF
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Re: Fail Games Season 1 Day 1

Creature wrote:

   The District 2 starts counting to 100 before starting to kill someone, every time they counted, the get stronger, N1KF counted faster and was already been in search of killing

i do not get this. am i searching for people to kill? if so, i am supposed to be a pacifist. whatever.

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#3 2014-10-23 12:10:57

Creature
Kristanish Duke
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Posts: 1,341
Fails: 353

Re: Fail Games Season 1 Day 1

N1KF wrote:
Creature wrote:

   The District 2 starts counting to 100 before starting to kill someone, every time they counted, the get stronger, N1KF counted faster and was already been in search of killing

i do not get this. am i searching for people to kill? if so, i am supposed to be a pacifist. whatever.

If you be pacifist you will get killed easily, are you sure?

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#4 2014-10-23 12:13:11

some man
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Posts: 3,264
Fails: 55,555

Re: Fail Games Season 1 Day 1

Creature wrote:

Some man: I think we should stop trying to dominate the hill and kill the other districts.

False
1/10 horrible fanfic
I shove the fanfic in your face and push you down the hill
my district


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#5 2014-10-23 12:18:19

Creature
Kristanish Duke
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Fails: 353

Re: Fail Games Season 1 Day 1

some man wrote:
Creature wrote:

Some man: I think we should stop trying to dominate the hill and kill the other districts.

False
1/10 horrible fanfic
I shove the fanfic in your face and push you down the hill
my district

Ok, then let's die together.

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#6 2014-10-23 12:19:32

N1KF
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Re: Fail Games Season 1 Day 1

Creature wrote:
some man wrote:
Creature wrote:

Some man: I think we should stop trying to dominate the hill and kill the other districts.

False
1/10 horrible fanfic
I shove the fanfic in your face and push you down the hill
my district

Ok, then let's die together.

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#7 2014-10-23 12:21:12

Creature
Kristanish Duke
Registered: 2014-01-31
Posts: 1,341
Fails: 353

Re: Fail Games Season 1 Day 1

N1KF wrote:
Creature wrote:
some man wrote:
Creature wrote:

Some man: I think we should stop trying to dominate the hill and kill the other districts.

False
1/10 horrible fanfic
I shove the fanfic in your face and push you down the hill
my district

Ok, then let's die together.

October fools!

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#8 2014-10-23 12:21:34

some man
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Posts: 3,264
Fails: 55,555

Re: Fail Games Season 1 Day 1

no
i kill you
then i nuke everyone else
my hill


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#9 2014-10-23 12:22:22

Creature
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Fails: 353

Re: Fail Games Season 1 Day 1

You die trying.

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#10 2014-10-23 12:23:25

some man
Dotcra Moreo
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Posts: 3,264
Fails: 55,555

Re: Fail Games Season 1 Day 1

ok
i use a starman before i do any of that
my hill
REALLY my hill


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#11 2014-10-23 12:23:31

N1KF
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Re: Fail Games Season 1 Day 1

inb4moved2forumgames

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#12 2014-10-23 12:24:47

Creature
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Fails: 353

Re: Fail Games Season 1 Day 1

Let's all ignore some man, it's the best thing to do!

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#13 2014-10-23 12:25:32

some man
Dotcra Moreo
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Posts: 3,264
Fails: 55,555

Re: Fail Games Season 1 Day 1

ok
everyone completely ignores me as i shove knives into their backs
my hill


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#14 2014-10-23 12:30:31

skullz17
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Posts: 1,179
Fails: 15

Re: Fail Games Season 1 Day 1

why am i with elochai

also

'Elochai: Look at that boy yummy!'

amazing


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#15 2014-10-23 12:32:01

some man
Dotcra Moreo
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Posts: 3,264
Fails: 55,555

Re: Fail Games Season 1 Day 1

skullz17 wrote:

'Elochai: Look at that boy yummy!'

amazing

'Elochai: What? I can not hear!'

SPECTACULAR

Last edited by some man (2014-10-23 12:32:25)


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#16 2014-10-23 12:33:59

skullz17
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Fails: 15

Re: Fail Games Season 1 Day 1

i was gonna say elochai is a cannibal but i guess 'yummy' just means he likes the taste of them


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#17 2014-10-23 13:42:42

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Re: Fail Games Season 1 Day 1

Thought we were rid of pedophilia-related conversion on fail? Think again!

>_>


Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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#18 2014-10-23 14:38:52

skullz17
Guy
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Posts: 1,179
Fails: 15

Re: Fail Games Season 1 Day 1

well i blame creature


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#19 2014-10-23 21:20:31

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Re: Fail Games Season 1 Day 1

pls scienceguyz is gone. rip. ded. rip rip.


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#20 2014-10-23 22:12:07

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Re: Fail Games Season 1 Day 1

except in Failémon forum

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#21 2015-02-21 10:21:16

some man
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Fails: 55,555

Re: Fail Games Season 1 Day 1

plscontinue


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#22 2015-02-21 11:31:18

s6thgaming
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Fails: 114

Re: Fail Games Season 1 Day 1

Silverheart wrote:

pls scienceguyz is gone. rip. ded. rip rip.

I'm not dead, I just used a name changer.

EDIT: oh, that was an old post. Back when I was ded.

Last edited by s6thgaming (2015-02-21 14:15:44)


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#23 2015-02-21 12:01:59

colon
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Re: Fail Games Season 1 Day 1

what is this thing


what the ****

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#24 2015-02-21 15:04:59

Pingohits
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Posts: 2,039
Fails: 290

Re: Fail Games Season 1 Day 1

im not sure go ask d55

Last edited by Pingohits (2015-02-21 15:05:09)


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[21:08] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> pdc?
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> oh i get it
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[21:09] <+Slushie> that boy aint right

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#25 2015-02-21 20:47:28

Onjit
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Fails: 9

Re: Fail Games Season 1 Day 1

okmr whi am i not in this


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