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#1 2014-11-26 18:02:36

Different55
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Missing baby found in Sandwich

I thought it meant sandwich but apparently it meant Sandwich.

Newsplace wrote:

38-year-old John J. Fielding is in custody after assaulting the mother of his 11-month-old daughter and fleeing with the infant, telling the mother this was the last time she would ever see the child.

The incident sparked a police search which ended when Fielding contacted police and revealed his location in the town of Sandwich. When police arrived he became aggressive and had to be subdued with pepper spray. The infant is back with her mother.


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#2 2014-11-26 20:37:25

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Re: Missing baby found in Sandwich

uh


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#3 2014-11-26 22:03:26

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Re: Missing baby found in Sandwich

Earl of Sandwich does not approve.


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#4 2014-11-26 22:17:09

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Re: Missing baby found in Sandwich

Lol the title is a bit misleading... I was wondering if the people who found the baby in the sandwich were given coupons for their next purchase.


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#5 2014-12-13 16:53:05

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Re: Missing baby found in Sandwich

mm tasty


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#6 2014-12-21 23:01:56

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Re: Missing baby found in Sandwich

Ho ho ho! There is no need to announce this kind of stuff! I watch every movement of every living kid! Ho ho ho!


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#7 2014-12-21 23:05:33

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Re: Missing baby found in Sandwich

Nobody else does tho


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#8 2014-12-21 23:34:39

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Re: Missing baby found in Sandwich

Except Satan, though! Ho ho ho!


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#9 2015-01-01 00:52:08

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Re: Missing baby found in Sandwich

What about the Eye of Thing?


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#10 2015-01-11 10:55:40

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Re: Missing baby found in Sandwich

INteresting sandwiches.
Very inreresing,


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#11 2015-01-16 22:56:39

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Re: Missing baby found in Sandwich

Dachi, do not say the password to enter the clubroom of the Society of the Giant Ogden out loud. We may get unwanted visitors.


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#12 2015-01-28 15:27:40

Different55
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Re: Missing baby found in Sandwich

Different55 wrote:

When police arrived he became aggressive and had to be subdued with pepper spray.

"Subdued with pepper spray" does not sound like something I ever want to be.

Let this be a lesson to you, kids: Don't kidnap kids and take them to Sandwich, or you will be subdued with pepper spray.

BTW, is pepper spray edible? Could you spray it on a burrito for an extra kick, or would it taste nasty?


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#13 2015-01-28 19:11:13

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Re: Missing baby found in Sandwich

I think it would taste nasty. Just a hunch, not speaking from experience.


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#14 2015-01-28 19:50:28

Different55
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Re: Missing baby found in Sandwich

Looked it up. It has the spicy of peppers but not the flavor.


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#15 2015-01-28 21:23:38

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Re: Missing baby found in Sandwich

what if you snort pepper spray like cocaine


[21:08] <+Klaghills> pee bee arr
[21:08] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> pdc?
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> oh i get it
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> a pirate with urinary tract
[21:09] <+Slushie> that boy aint right

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#16 2015-01-28 22:52:25

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Re: Missing baby found in Sandwich

Then your brain catches on fire.


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#17 2015-01-29 08:54:05

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Re: Missing baby found in Sandwich

but brain is mostly water

it would be hard to spontaneously combust


[21:08] <+Klaghills> pee bee arr
[21:08] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> pdc?
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> oh i get it
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> a pirate with urinary tract
[21:09] <+Slushie> that boy aint right

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#18 2015-01-29 09:19:49

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Re: Missing baby found in Sandwich

Brain is mostly fat. Fat burns just fine.


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#19 2015-01-31 17:17:26

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Re: Missing baby found in Sandwich

then your brain be cill


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#20 2015-02-01 14:19:40

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Re: Missing baby found in Sandwich

Different55 wrote:

Brain is mostly fat. Fat burns just fine.

60% to be esact


[21:08] <+Klaghills> pee bee arr
[21:08] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> pdc?
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> oh i get it
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> a pirate with urinary tract
[21:09] <+Slushie> that boy aint right

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#21 2015-02-01 14:35:59

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Re: Missing baby found in Sandwich

likely higher for you


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#22 2015-02-01 16:39:08

Pingohits
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Re: Missing baby found in Sandwich

Fradeshan wrote:

likely higher for you

60% to be exact


[21:08] <+Klaghills> pee bee arr
[21:08] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> pdc?
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> oh i get it
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> a pirate with urinary tract
[21:09] <+Slushie> that boy aint right

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#23 2015-03-04 23:59:11

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Re: Missing baby found in Sandwich

sideb order of ham pls


no

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#24 2015-03-05 12:31:54

Pingohits
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Re: Missing baby found in Sandwich

Mousey123 wrote:

sideb order of ham pls

slap that ham huh huh HUH


[21:08] <+Klaghills> pee bee arr
[21:08] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> pdc?
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> oh i get it
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> a pirate with urinary tract
[21:09] <+Slushie> that boy aint right

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#25 2015-08-10 06:07:19

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Re: Missing baby found in Sandwich

warning this is frkn ugly

#parentism #removeallparents #abuse #yourmom #hi
#uselesshashtags #/r/fatpeoplehate #hi

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