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#226 2012-04-16 03:56:32

Fiendish Llama
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Re: Exit

Jump up and down in anger

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#227 2012-04-16 10:00:37

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Re: Exit

999 out of service? unheard of!


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#228 2012-04-16 16:26:26

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Registered: 2011-07-27
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Re: Exit

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Yeah you're angry! I guess.

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scienceguyz wrote:

999 out of service? unheard of!

I know right? This place is really weird.


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#229 2012-04-16 18:31:45

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Re: Exit

Instead of trying 999, try 911.

#230 2012-04-16 18:59:45

Bobithan
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Re: Exit

GadgetGeek wrote:

Instead of trying 999, try 911.

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You already tried 911. You never dialed 999. You are pretty sure the author just assumed it was a typo.


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#231 2012-04-16 20:15:17

Coolio
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Re: Exit

Check BATTERY LIFE. How much longer do I have?


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#232 2012-04-17 06:31:24

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Re: Exit

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You go back to the menu and see the batter life is still full. You also notice the PHONE still says it's 3:14, even though it feels like an hour has gone by.


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#233 2012-04-17 17:11:21

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Re: Exit

ADD Mr. Hat to CONTACTS


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#234 2012-04-18 06:32:48

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Re: Exit

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Your phone lacks the CONTACTS APPLICATION


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#235 2012-04-18 06:47:44

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Re: Exit

Go on to the APP STORE.

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#236 2012-04-18 16:58:27

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Re: Exit

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The APP STORE is empty currently


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#237 2012-04-18 19:00:49

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Re: Exit

Randomly PRESS BUTTONS on IPHONE


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#238 2012-04-20 09:45:39

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Re: Exit

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Before you can complete your action, you become Mr. Hat again who has just regained consciousness and stood up.


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#239 2012-04-20 12:45:25

Coolio
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Re: Exit

MH: Look around room for evidence as to a secret way down.
MC: Call again.


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#240 2012-04-20 16:45:41

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Re: Exit

MH: EXAMINE BOXES.

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#241 2012-04-20 17:08:03

scienceguyz
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Re: Exit

GadgetGeek wrote:

Instead of trying 999, try 911.

Is it an american Dr. Who fan I see here?


No longer part of Fail. Sorry.

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#242 2012-04-20 20:05:41

GadgetGeek
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Re: Exit

scienceguyz wrote:
GadgetGeek wrote:

Instead of trying 999, try 911.

Is it an american Dr. Who fan I see here?

Actually I'm English. I thought MC called 999, not 911. I guess I got them mixed up.

#243 2012-04-20 21:38:03

Weegee
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From: PWNZORNESS (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
Registered: 2011-11-22
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Fails: 50
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Re: Exit

MC: Throw iPhone at EAST WALL and attain ALTERNATE ENDING.


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#244 2012-05-02 17:58:12

Bobithan
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Re: Exit

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You immediately look at the rectangle shaped object that is obviously a TRAP DOOR. But maybe first you should check out those boxes, there might be something important in there.

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You get the same answer as before

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Sorry I lost interest in doing this. I'm going to try doing it more again.


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#245 2012-05-02 20:17:09

Coolio
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Re: Exit

MH: Look through boxes and all over shelf. Open trapdoor and see what is down there without actually going down.
MC: Look around again for clues.


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#246 2012-05-04 20:14:33

Weegee
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Registered: 2011-11-22
Posts: 99
Fails: 50
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Re: Exit

SMASH boxes.


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#247 2012-05-09 17:29:03

Bobithan
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Re: Exit

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In the boxes, you find a HOME PHONE with full charge, ACTION FIGURES (3), and a DECENTLY SIZED STICK.
When you look down to the room below, you can see a PLATFORM on the floor with GEARS attached to it, and a BUTTON.

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You look at the ceiling and see a LARGE CRACK.


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#248 2012-05-09 17:33:55

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Re: Exit

Press BUTTON, because experience has taught me to investigate anything that can be pressed.

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#249 2012-05-10 06:19:53

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Re: Exit

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You grab your HAT and jump down to the room below, this time without hurting yourself because you were prepared for the jump.
The button press triggered the PLATFORM to climb up the wall to a DOOR.


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#250 2012-05-10 14:43:50

Coolio
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Fails: 55,555

Re: Exit

Press button again. See what happens. If it brings the platform back down, go on platform and use hat as BOOMERANG to press button.
MC: check map. maybe it will show you where MH is.


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