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#51 2012-02-15 16:12:05

Different55
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Re: Corrupt a wish

^that really doesn\'t make sense at all...

Granted, but they're all bots.

I wish that the guy above me said something that made sense.


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#52 2012-02-15 18:12:57

scienceguyz
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Re: Corrupt a wish

Granted, but it's in teir9 language!


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#53 2012-02-15 22:28:47

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Muffin wrote:

read the rules -.-'

I wish that the rules would be read.


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#54 2012-02-16 18:53:02

Different55
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Re: Corrupt a wish

Granted, but your rules are in Arabic. While they were read, they were not understood.

I wish Golden Sun did not lag.


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#55 2012-02-16 19:02:41

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Wish granted, it completely stopped.

I wish comprehension was as easy as buttering a squirrel.


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#56 2012-02-16 21:13:59

Coolio
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Re: Corrupt a wish

Granted, on a scale of 1 to 10, comprehension is now 11.
I wish for a paper crane.


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#57 2012-02-16 21:29:13

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Granted. The paper crane flies away.

I wish to be a threat to the alliance and a traitor.

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#58 2012-02-16 21:32:06

Coolio
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Re: Corrupt a wish

Granted, nobody trusts you and you get kicked out.
I wish for Ice Flower to be in work.


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#59 2012-02-16 21:33:02

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Granted. I take your job.

I wish for a mustache.

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#60 2012-02-16 21:34:21

Coolio
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Re: Corrupt a wish

Granted, now you loook like an evil villain.
I wish for post-its.


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#61 2012-02-16 21:35:33

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Granted, but you get paper-cuts.

I wish for evil minions that won't betray me and have epic aiming skills.

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#62 2012-02-16 22:50:31

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Granted, but they have no weapons and are too weak to hold them.

I wish I had a bag of lollipops.


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#63 2012-02-17 17:08:14

Coolio
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Re: Corrupt a wish

Granted, but you get sick and cavities everywhere.
I wish for a symbiote from Marvel.


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#64 2012-02-20 17:21:28

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Re: Corrupt a wish

(had to google that)
Granted, but it's made of plastic.

I wish unicorns were real.


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#65 2012-02-20 19:25:32

Different55
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Re: Corrupt a wish

Granted, but they eat human flesh. You happen to be a favorite.

I wish for the below person to come up with something creative,


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#66 2012-02-21 12:41:36

scienceguyz
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Re: Corrupt a wish

Granted, but it fails and you never get to see it!
I wish my html thingy I'm working on would work.


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#67 2012-02-21 13:15:03

Coolio
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Re: Corrupt a wish

Granted, but a hacker deletes it.
I wish for Justin Bieber to suffer.


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#68 2012-02-21 13:32:09

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Granted, but it makes him even more stupid!
I wish for a wand


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#69 2012-02-21 13:37:23

Coolio
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Re: Corrupt a wish

(I'm okay with that.)
Granted, but it's a toy.
I wish for Pottermore to come out for everybody.


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#70 2012-02-21 18:39:12

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Granted, but it sucks and no one cares for it.

I wish to destroy anyone who goes against my leadership besides myself.

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#71 2012-02-21 19:59:50

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Granted, but because you have no lips, your wish came through wrong. Now you destroy everyone who goes against the leadership of Danny Pudi.

I wish for chocolate.


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#72 2012-02-21 20:33:40

scienceguyz
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Re: Corrupt a wish

Granted, but it has peanuts and you are allergic to peanuts. (idk if you really are)
I wish I had a different title instead of "lil' fail"


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#73 2012-02-21 20:37:56

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Granted, but it is 'tiny fail'.

I wish I had more Post-It notes.


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#74 2012-02-22 11:12:04

scienceguyz
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Re: Corrupt a wish

Granted, but they all have writing already on them!
I wish for a fish on a dish going swish


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#75 2012-02-25 13:22:20

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Granted, but the dish shatters upon impact and makes the fish going swish inedible.

I wish I had edible explosives <3.


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