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#26 2012-02-21 18:49:01

Ice Flower
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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure: Joe the Pickle

Alright, that's enough, my minion. Go and do pickle-y stuff.

Sorry Bobithan, that was an opportunity I couldn't pass up. tongue

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#27 2012-02-21 18:50:20

Bobithan
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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure: Joe the Pickle

Never mind about The Great Wall, go to the Moon. I doubt pickles need to breathe.

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#28 2012-02-22 11:14:28

scienceguyz
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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure: Joe the Pickle

Go to the moon where is a bomb! blow him to Jupiter!

No longer part of Fail. Sorry.

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#29 2012-02-22 16:20:15

rob1nfly
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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure: Joe the Pickle

Buy Microsoft

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#30 2012-02-23 20:04:14

Muffin
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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure: Joe the Pickle

Find a wife -.-' Ladies love rich guys...

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#31 2012-02-24 20:00:23

Muffin
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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure: Joe the Pickle

Get a less crappy wife.

EDIT: or use the money to make her look better then marry her.

Last edited by Muffin (2012-02-24 20:00:52)

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#32 2012-04-10 15:58:22

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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure: Joe the Pickle

Buy a wife named Micrasoft who has 12 kids named joe, jay, jim, job, jill, jack, jackson, jeremey, johnny, jamacia, jered and justing, who are all cucumbers and tomatoes.

Try drawing that, Ice Flower.
Then buy a best friend named Carrie the Cucumber who always gets jealous of Microsoft.

Last edited by crastopher (2012-04-10 15:59:53)

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#33 2012-05-12 21:28:22

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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure: Joe the Pickle

Crastopher wrote:

Try drawing that, Ice Flower.

Hooray for reaction videos.

Anyways, using Bobithan's suggestion.

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After flying through the troposphere, Joe decides that he wants to fly high (so he can reach the highest of all of the heavens). But he really wants to go TO DA MOOOOOOOOOON! So he rents a UFO for $1,000, which flies him there.

Thus, he has fun with the antigravity and the fact that he doesn't breathe oxygen. Unbeknownst to him, however, his UFO leaves without him, and he is now stuck ON DA MOOOOOOOOOON! What does he do?

Funds: $99,760,896,024,061.27

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#34 2012-05-15 01:34:43

Fiendish Llama
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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure: Joe the Pickle

Do a barrel roll.

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#35 2012-05-15 07:37:55

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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure: Joe the Pickle

Go to the dark side (of the moon) and eat some of their cookies.

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#36 2012-05-16 12:03:15

WolfExile
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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure: Joe the Pickle

Make a new UFO made out of cash with Money propelled engines to fly back to earth.

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#37 2012-05-16 13:51:03

Different55
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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure: Joe the Pickle

Design a money recovery system so no money is lost through the flight. INFINITE FLIGHT.

Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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#38 2012-06-05 17:42:08

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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure: Joe the Pickle

Look for ducks that live on the moon.

Last edited by N1KF (2012-06-05 17:42:20)

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#39 2012-06-05 20:13:59

rob1nfly
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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure: Joe the Pickle

Find rival Frank the Pepper on the dark side of the mode plotting all doom on Joe.

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#40 2012-06-08 19:04:34

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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure: Joe the Pickle

I impatiently wrote:

Ahem...

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#41 2012-06-11 16:37:18

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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure: Joe the Pickle

Buy Microsoft via the moon's Wi-Fi hotspot and bring it to the moon and give Bill Gates a half of his earnings and spend the rest on flying home and get stuck in space because his money UFO ran out of money fuel. He is now homeless.

what the ****

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#42 2012-07-01 09:16:39

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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure: Joe the Pickle

I wrote:
I impatiently wrote:

Ahem...

*AHEM*

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#43 2014-06-30 22:46:36

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Re: Choose Your Own Adventure: Joe the Pickle

N1KF wrote:
I wrote:
I impatiently wrote:

Ahem...

*AHEM*

*AHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM*

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