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#101 2013-02-08 18:26:29

WolfExile
Failure
Registered: 2014-09-17
Posts: 935
Fails: 466

Re: Vending Machine

You get bacon

I insert Myself

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#102 2013-02-21 13:24:37

N1KF
REBORN CORPSE
Registered: 2012-05-16
Posts: 6,923
Fails: 100,956

Re: Vending Machine

You get more bacon.
I insert not number1kirbyfan.

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#103 2013-02-27 10:03:02

Bimps1002
Man ****
From: bolegdeh
Registered: 2011-09-17
Posts: 1,668
Fails: 2
Website

Re: Vending Machine

nothing comes out, what smells like fresh blood?

I THROW KRUBBY IN


qspkNh0.gif

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#104 2013-05-20 23:28:51

Fruit
Failure
Registered: 2013-05-20
Posts: 2
Fails: 1

Re: Vending Machine

YOU GET A PONY!

I insert everyone but me.

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#105 2014-01-28 19:27:31

Starvr344
Disco Bandit
From: Oxy Clean
Registered: 2011-06-26
Posts: 1,703
Fails: 0

Re: Vending Machine

You get everything but what you wanted.

I insert a crudely drawn picture of a pineapple.


Starvr344.gif
Big sunglasses are cool
Banana Pancakes

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#106 2014-01-31 19:54:56

colon
"Furry"
From: 4444
Registered: 2011-06-25
Posts: 5,109
Fails: 3
Website

Re: Vending Machine

You get the Mona Lisa

I insert Grand Theft Auto V


what the ****

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#107 2014-01-31 20:48:52

Creature
Kristanish Duke
Registered: 2014-01-31
Posts: 1,341
Fails: 353

Re: Vending Machine

You get shoten.
I insert a mystical coin.

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#108 2014-02-12 19:26:37

Different55
The Beanmaker
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 9,143
Fails: 0

Re: Vending Machine

You get a mystical pancake.

I insert half a potato.


Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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#109 2014-02-21 12:32:53

Typo
Failure
From: Classified
Registered: 2014-02-18
Posts: 29
Fails: 1

Re: Vending Machine

You get mashed onion (and strange looks from any onlookers who happen to be walking by).

Insert a wrapper, a stick of gum and a lollipop stick.

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#110 2014-02-21 13:38:44

Different55
The Beanmaker
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 9,143
Fails: 0

Re: Vending Machine

willy-wonka-you-get-nothing.gif

I insert nothing


Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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#111 2014-02-22 12:00:15

scienceguyz
VIF
Registered: 2012-03-04
Posts: 1,791
Fails: 114

Re: Vending Machine

You get an angry letter from the people who run the vending machine. They do have to eat, you know.

I insert a log of every single insult I've been insulted with


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#112 2014-02-22 14:01:42

Different55
The Beanmaker
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 9,143
Fails: 0

Re: Vending Machine

You get the heartbroken tears of a mentally collapsing vending machine. You could have at least thrown in a few compliments to soften the blow.

I insert a pat on the back.


Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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#113 2014-02-23 15:55:07

Artemis
Failure
From: Nowhere and Everywhere
Registered: 2011-07-13
Posts: 272
Fails: 0

Re: Vending Machine

You get the internet.

I insert spam.


I'll come up with something to put here eventually.

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#114 2014-02-23 17:18:18

Different55
The Beanmaker
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 9,143
Fails: 0

Re: Vending Machine

You get banned from all vending machines ever.

I insert leet hax


Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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#115 2014-02-23 17:51:37

N1KF
REBORN CORPSE
Registered: 2012-05-16
Posts: 6,923
Fails: 100,956

Re: Vending Machine

You get 1337 xtreme kool speakz.

I insert a banana.

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#116 2014-02-23 18:05:01

Different55
The Beanmaker
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 9,143
Fails: 0

Re: Vending Machine

You get an angry monkey.

I insert an angry monkey.


Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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#117 2014-02-23 18:06:43

N1KF
REBORN CORPSE
Registered: 2012-05-16
Posts: 6,923
Fails: 100,956

Re: Vending Machine

You get...a banana.

I insert what will come out.

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#118 2014-02-23 18:11:13

Different55
The Beanmaker
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 9,143
Fails: 0

Re: Vending Machine

You get what comes out.

I insert what came out.


Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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#119 2014-02-23 18:19:32

N1KF
REBORN CORPSE
Registered: 2012-05-16
Posts: 6,923
Fails: 100,956

Re: Vending Machine

"You got mail!"

I insert a hyper-speed super elephant with eyes that can shoot lasers.

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#120 2014-02-23 19:57:51

Different55
The Beanmaker
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 9,143
Fails: 0

Re: Vending Machine

You get World War VII

I insert Germany in a Pocket.


Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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#121 2014-02-24 13:39:19

scienceguyz
VIF
Registered: 2012-03-04
Posts: 1,791
Fails: 114

Re: Vending Machine

You get a newbie who uses the quickfix but only heals one person

I insert a vending machine, in which I have already inserted a vending machine, in which I have already inserted a vending machine...


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#122 2014-02-24 14:01:33

Different55
The Beanmaker
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 9,143
Fails: 0

Re: Vending Machine

You get vendception.

I insert sweet dreams made out of cheese.


Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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#123 2014-02-25 23:03:51

scienceguyz
VIF
Registered: 2012-03-04
Posts: 1,791
Fails: 114

Re: Vending Machine

You get one scienceguyz super congested. frikin allergies.

I insert every 10 year old COD player.


No longer part of Fail. Sorry.

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#124 2014-02-25 23:12:36

Different55
The Beanmaker
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 9,143
Fails: 0

Re: Vending Machine

You get your mother.

I insert early onset diabetes.


Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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#125 2014-02-25 23:14:52

scienceguyz
VIF
Registered: 2012-03-04
Posts: 1,791
Fails: 114

Re: Vending Machine

You get an effective parenting plan (if something goes wrong, cut the insulin)

I insert your nose


No longer part of Fail. Sorry.

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