My new keyboard (My sister is a moron)

Different55 · 2012-04-05 20:43:11

Our family has a new keyboard. Why? Because:

a. My sister left water on the computer desk.
b. She spilled it.
c. She refused to correct her accident.
d. She didn't blowdry it enough in time because of her attitude (I swear, if she doesn't adjust her attitude...)
e. The keyboard is fried. (example: pressing the "." key causes "\.k" to be typed on the screen)
f. We got a new keyboard.

The keys are shaped funny.
For as long as it takes to get used to the keyboard, I'm sabotaging the internet whenever she gets on.

Ratburntro44 · 2012-04-05 21:57:02

I'll say the keys are shaped weird, the only key is a blue question mark key.

Different55 · 2012-04-06 06:08:57

Yep. I don't know who thought a curved keyboard was a good idea. It looks cool but that's it.

scienceguyz · 2012-04-06 10:19:21

That's my keyboard.

Different55 · 2012-04-06 12:21:32

And those are normal, non-distorted keys. Lucky.

Muffin · 2012-04-06 16:04:57

So we're sharing our keyboards now?

(It's a laptop...)

Coolio · 2012-04-06 16:28:56

I would share mine, but it's such a process...

Different55 · 2012-04-06 18:36:10

The internet blocking filters are set. I set up 3 filters:
1. Deny access from the laptop.
2. Deny access from the desktop.
3. Deny access from everything.

They can be controlled from my PSP or either of the computers.

Bobithan · 2012-04-06 18:37:21

Seems like a pain to use that keyboard
I just have a laptop, like muffin. My keyboard is a little different though.

Last edited by Bobithan (2012-04-06 18:38:24)

Ratburntro44 · 2012-04-06 18:53:42

Different55 wrote:

The internet blocking filters are set. I set up 3 filters:
1. Deny access from the laptop.
2. Deny access from the desktop.
3. Deny access from everything.
They can be controlled from my PSP or either of the computers.

Why not do something better than blocking it? Then again, redirection might be too obvious, while blocking could just look like a bad network signal.

But rickrolling everything would still be pretty funny.

scienceguyz · 2012-04-06 19:54:49

Bobithan wrote:

Seems like a pain to use that keyboard
I just have a laptop, like muffin. My keyboard is a little different though.

I usually use a laptop w/ usb wireless keyboard. Sometimes I hide with the keyboard and use keyboard shortcuts to make "Ghost windows"

Different55 · 2012-04-06 20:37:27

Ratburntro44 wrote:

Different55 wrote:
The internet blocking filters are set. I set up 3 filters:
1. Deny access from the laptop.
2. Deny access from the desktop.
3. Deny access from everything.
They can be controlled from my PSP or either of the computers.
Why not do something better than blocking it? Then again, redirection might be too obvious, while blocking could just look like a bad network signal.
But rickrolling everything would still be pretty funny.

My router doesn't support redirects. Just denying access.

furqi · 2012-04-06 21:13:37

lol what the heck. is the space bar actually curved like that,. anyways, with my internet stuff, for me when my internet is blocked, you can still type in the ip adress and remove the block, so denying access may not work

Different55 · 2012-04-06 21:59:13

Dood. I'm talkin' about killing their internets. They can't access anything unless I say they can. I'm banning by Local IP. My Acer's Local IP is 192.168.1.109. So I tell my router to disallow internet access from that IP. And it does. I only disallow HTTP and HTTPS requests, so it's JUST the internet she loses.

Bobithan · 2012-04-06 22:20:37

No more Facebook for her
(I'd assume she's the type of person who's on Facebook all the time)

Different55 · 2012-04-07 07:28:31

No, she's the type of person who is on retarded games all the time. Games like weeworld and mechquest and papa's freezeria.

Also, here's a typing comparison.

The word "background" before:
background
The word "background after:
bacjkgriound

furqi · 2012-04-07 09:27:25

lol i remember getting addicted to MechQuest and then like quitting 3 days later because it was too scary for me

scienceguyz · 2012-04-07 10:53:14

@diff
At my school, during lunch, everyone sits on the computer and plays games. Most of the people play papa's freezeria. it is retarded. I code/ get on furqi.com. fwin.co.cc is blocked... >_<

Coolio · 2012-04-07 14:55:39

There it is, just found it online.

Different55 · 2012-04-07 15:23:35

scienceguyz wrote:

@diff
At my school, during lunch, everyone sits on the computer and plays games. Most of the people play papa's freezeria. it is retarded. I code/ get on furqi.com. fwin.co.cc is blocked... >_<

It's not fwin.co.cc that's blocked. It's co.cc. We're a subdomain of them so we get caught in their block. Maybe we could go to fwin.tk. That's not blocked, but moving AGAIN would be a pain.

Bobithan · 2012-04-07 16:30:39

I like .co.cc better than .tk

Ratburntro44 · 2012-04-07 18:46:33

You could just park the tk on top of this one, right? And have both as options?

Different55 · 2012-04-07 19:07:20

How would you do that on 000webhost?

scienceguyz · 2012-04-07 19:18:45

Coolio wrote:

There it is, just found it online.

That's the one the school uses.

Bobithan · 2012-04-07 19:38:27

scienceguyz wrote:

Coolio wrote:

There it is, just found it online.
That's the one the school uses.

Same here. I personally really like that keyboard.

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