my hill

colon · 2014-02-09 11:00:10

COLON USED DOUBLE-EDGE!

BUT IT FAILED!

Different55's hill

Starvr344 · 2014-02-09 16:05:20

I carry out a plan involving a motorcycle, duck tape, and a watermelon.

My hill

Different55 · 2014-02-09 16:28:36

I tape your eyes open and get you into a staring contest with the sun.

My hill.

N1KF · 2014-03-20 22:24:22

According to Different55's avatar, he's still loading. I take advantage of his lag, and try to push him off the hill. Due to the lag, he somehow appears somewhere far away from the hill.

My hill.

Different55 · 2014-03-20 22:41:35

I let out an ear-piercing NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO while the world fades to black and silence overtakes the hill. I take advantage of this hollywood moment to quickly dispatch N1KF.

My hill.

Starvr344 · 2014-03-20 22:45:01

I destroy you very Rube Goldberg-esque.

My hill.

scienceguyz · 2014-03-21 20:02:44

I destroy you very Rube Silverberg-esque.
My hill.

Different55 · 2014-03-21 22:24:51

I have a staring contest to the death with you. No less than 3 years later, I become bored and blindly push you off.

My hill.

scienceguyz · 2014-03-22 11:45:30

I equip the gunboats and rocket jump my way to the top, promptly smacking you with the market gardener.
My hill.

Different55 · 2014-03-24 12:52:37

I chuff you to bits.

My hill.

scienceguyz · 2014-03-25 10:44:33

BOINK! You were promptly smacked with the strange flying guillotine, inflicting bleed and you bleed to death. My hill.

Different55 · 2014-03-25 10:46:07

I bonk you with the force of a thousand V8s.

My hill.

scienceguyz · 2014-03-25 10:53:38

I activate the phlogistinator. MRRMPH!

MY hill.

Different55 · 2014-03-25 10:59:05

I divide by zero

M̨̂̿͐̒ͥ̄͋͐ͯ̿̍̑ͧ̊͟҉͓̫̪̟̼͍͖̜̱̞̲͉̟͇̼͚̠́͟ͅy̹̯̰̘͚̲̺͕͓̲̠̹̻̋̏̈̽ͦ͢͢͠ ̡̧̧̬͍̰̯̜̬̺͕̱͖̳̈́̓ͯͧ̃̄́̚̚h̯̞͎͖̣̬̥̜̻̳̘̦ͦ̃ͮ͟iͥͦ̒̚͏͈̖̼̺̝͎͎͚͇͕͙̳̩̻̤ͅḷ̩̟̜͇̜͎̙͇̱͚̳̫̼̝̿͒̄̀ͣ̾͆͗͋̐̎̈́́ͦ̌̕͢͞l̶̝̺͚͉̫̘̋ͫ͊ͨ̃̅ͧͬͦ̀ͫͨ̇͊̊̎ͭ̓̚͠

some man · 2014-05-13 20:50:09

I burn your calculator along with you to prevent any more time-breaking paradoxes.
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scienceguyz · 2014-05-14 09:31:03

I hit you with a baseball and then with a cleaver.

My hill.

Different55 · 2014-05-14 10:02:43

I steal your baseball and your left leg and throw them down the hill. The rest of you shortly follows, having lost a leg.

My hill and also cleaver because you dropped that on your way down.

some man · 2014-05-14 10:22:32

I drill through the hill and into your crotch.
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Different55 · 2014-05-14 10:23:34

I drop a large slab of rigid, dense substance on you.

My hill.

Creature · 2014-05-14 11:48:27

i push you to that substance.
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some man · 2014-05-14 13:24:25

I roll you into a lake while you're sleeping.
My hill.

Creature · 2014-05-14 16:41:45

I push you to lake too.
Nobody's hill.

some man · 2014-05-14 16:55:00

The question is, how exactly do you push someone while you're sleeping? Post invalid.
My hill.

Creature · 2014-05-14 18:19:12

I'm sleepwalking
Nobody's hill.

Different55 · 2014-05-14 20:46:28

I walk up and stand on top of the vacant hill.

My hill.

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