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#1 2014-06-07 20:35:19

Different55
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Electric Vehicles

Vehicles that run on electricity.

Imma get one.

Some day.

Not because of the environment.

Forget that nub.

Because they accelerate like the wind.

And because they're the ninjas of the car world.

The people I run over will never see it coming.

Because EVs are silent like the night.

I'm going for a Chevy Volt because it has a gas generator after the battery runs down that lets you keep going for hundreds of miles. Most EVs are pure electric and die after maybe 80 miles. No good for people who want to make long trips.

And when you pull back on the turn signal light, it chirps at people. Good for alerting the people that you don't want to run over.

Assuming there are any.


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#2 2014-06-08 07:57:34

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Re: Electric Vehicles

TIL you like to run people over.

So, can you drive now?


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#3 2014-06-08 09:30:20

Different55
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Re: Electric Vehicles

Um, not as such, no.

At least, not without running people over.

And running red lights.

And running stop signs.

I blame it on my ADHD.

Which is why it's important to have a vehicle that either:

a. has a 5 star safety rating to protect me.

b. is fun enough to drive to keep me out of my head and focused on the road.

c. does one or more of the above.

The Volt chose C and so I'm choosing the Volt. Now I just need a job that pays double minimum wage and work for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, for a little over a year. EVs are just a little expensive. Hopefully another price drop occurs in the next year(s).


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#4 2014-06-08 10:02:35

colon
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Re: Electric Vehicles

Tesla.






say no more


what the ****

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#5 2014-06-08 11:33:07

Different55
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Re: Electric Vehicles

That'd be my first choice but it's the second highest rated "super luxury car" and very very expensive.


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#6 2014-07-10 16:06:23

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Re: Electric Vehicles

Praise Me, Supreme Overlord of Hell, and I may give you a good car!


satan time is over

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#7 2014-07-18 19:37:24

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Re: Electric Vehicles

I would but it probably won't have air conditioning.


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#8 2014-07-18 20:59:45

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Re: Electric Vehicles

Yeah. It would be way too hot. Actually, it would probably catch on fire during the first two minutes of driving.

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#9 2014-07-18 21:00:44

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Re: Electric Vehicles

Ouch.


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#10 2014-07-19 09:12:43

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Re: Electric Vehicles

Does the inside catch on fire? I feel like being on fire would improve the experience when running over people.


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#11 2014-07-19 09:57:45

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Re: Electric Vehicles

It might, but I'm not an on fire type of guy


what the ****

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#12 2014-07-19 12:52:15

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Re: Electric Vehicles

What if I set you on fire?


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#13 2014-07-19 17:43:52

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Re: Electric Vehicles

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#14 2014-07-19 17:49:24

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Re: Electric Vehicles

No, what if I set colon on fire.


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#15 2014-07-19 17:54:01

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Re: Electric Vehicles

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#16 2014-07-19 18:25:12

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Re: Electric Vehicles

Well played.


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#17 2014-07-19 18:26:51

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Re: Electric Vehicles

I was going to do that, but then I realized that Ratburntro44 used a burn tag on his colon.

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#18 2014-07-19 21:15:21

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Re: Electric Vehicles

That sounds painful.


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#19 2014-07-19 22:19:12

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Re: Electric Vehicles

Did I just say that? Oops.

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#20 2014-07-20 17:02:40

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Re: Electric Vehicles

MY COLON
IT BURNS
AH
SOMEONE SAVE ME


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#21 2014-07-20 17:51:18

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Re: Electric Vehicles

Shouldn't someone be saving colon?


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#22 2014-07-20 20:37:11

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Re: Electric Vehicles

Nah.


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#23 2014-07-20 23:27:30

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Re: Electric Vehicles

I guess you're right.


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#24 2014-07-20 23:30:58

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Re: Electric Vehicles

*offers rat and star popcorn*


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#25 2014-07-20 23:33:36

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Re: Electric Vehicles

*gets soda*

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