The Normalizing game

Elochai · 2014-06-25 10:12:37

Sooooo... Someone says something like

Player 1: I kissed a little boy

Player 2: But it was his little brother. | I killed a dog today..

Player 3: But, Player 2 is a vet. Today I killed a person.. and so on..

Make sense, I'll start.

Today I buried a person.

some man · 2014-06-25 10:32:03

She was a little girl.
I just shot someone in the chest, cut their organs apart, and threw them into an incinerator.

Coolio · 2014-06-25 11:05:49

It's a good thing you were in the middle of filming a horror movie.

Some guy just bit my thumb off and ate it!

N1KF · 2014-06-25 13:02:59

No! Zombies are attacking!

Some evil guy with a mustache ties your love interest onto a train track!

Patchee · 2014-06-25 15:00:58

Surprisingly, the evil man never learned how to knot a rope!

A random man approaches you and sticks a needle in your arm!

some man · 2014-06-25 15:30:52

They're called shots at the doctor's office, duh!

You trip over a ladder and somehow find yourself on top of the ladder.

Different55 · 2014-06-25 16:19:20

Who left this ladder in the middle of the sidewalk?

You impale yourself with a kumquat. am i doin this rite?

Coolio · 2014-06-26 11:44:33

Luckily, the Fruit Ninja store has medics on site to help anyone who hurts themselves with the fruit ninja tools for display. They take the kumquat katana back and put it back in its case.

You just walked into a dinosaur's leg and the dinosaur growls at you!

Different55 · 2014-06-26 12:47:09

You really should pay attention more to where you're walking instead of your phone. The number of people who are seriously injured each year due to tripping and falling is actually quite significant. Don't become a statistic.

A talking raccoon flies at your head while you are laying down in bed reading a book on Ancient European History.

N1KF · 2014-06-26 12:49:17

It turns out to be Mario in a Raccoon Suit. Not that it's not that much more normal, but good enough.

The clouds in the sky have trees on them.

Different55 · 2014-06-26 12:55:15

That's a really nice painting. I really like the attention the painter gave to the detail on the clouds.

You find yourself falling off a cliff with a screwdriver and a roll of duck tape.

N1KF · 2014-06-26 13:01:57

You were crafting something at a cliff to get a good view for inspiration, but your roll of duck tape rolled off the table right near the edge of the cliff. You accidentally fall trying to get it.

Everybody you know starts speaking a foreign language suddenly.

Different55 · 2014-06-26 13:07:59

#BilingualFamilyReunionProblems Whatever, it's a good thing that you know Spanish, too, or else you'd have real #problems.

You wake up hugging a dolphin in the Gulf of Mexico.

N1KF · 2014-06-26 13:14:04

It's a good thing you're a dolphin yourself.

You're playing a game, but all of a sudden, you get sucked into it and find yourself in the world the game takes place in.

Different55 · 2014-06-26 13:20:44

You are any one of the main characters in the many video games with that concept.

You find yourself in a colorful landscape with pink skies that occasionally drips onto the orange grass. You are riding an antelope.

Starvr344 · 2014-06-28 13:41:31

Virtual Reality fanfics suck.

I ate your mom.

some man · 2014-06-28 13:52:34

Hey dad.

You drink tap water, and it comes out of another person's mouth.

Starvr344 · 2014-06-28 14:18:59

It's a man shaped drinking fountain.

You're covered in puzzle pieces.

N1KF · 2014-06-28 14:59:59

A sore loser lost a card game that was being played on the same table as your puzzle, and flipped the table.

Gravity suddenly turns upside-down. (In other words, things fall up.)

PS: This is the 50,000th post!

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some man · 2014-06-29 11:29:54

You're playing VVVVVV.

You're playing war and lose an ace of spades to a 2 of diamonds.

Starvr344 · 2014-07-19 18:42:43

It's opposite day.

You're dead but reading this.

N1KF · 2014-07-19 18:48:17

You suddenly see underwater animals fly around outside water as if they were in water.

Starvr344 · 2014-07-19 18:56:13

It's that one stage from スーパーマリオブラザーズ2日本語版
Super Mario Brothers 2 japanese version I used Google translate so it's probably bad.
You're Satan.

N1KF · 2014-07-19 18:59:17

It turns out that "Satan" happens to be my real name, diferent from a certain Satan you all know.
I would have liked "Tyler" instead of "Satan," but OK.
Your head suddenly caught fire.

colon · 2014-07-20 12:20:25

Don't worry, I'm committing suicide!

You jump off a building

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