The most pointless IRC chat log ever

Fradeshan · 2014-09-04 18:43:18

[19:32] <Starvr344> oh man cant wait to install these disks

qoty

Different55 · 2014-09-04 19:24:47

I lol'd a bit.

Starvr344 · 2014-09-04 21:26:13

loal

N1KF · 2014-09-04 21:34:37

loalo

Starvr344 · 2014-09-04 22:54:07

I installed those disks

Fradeshan · 2014-09-05 06:20:39

hella

Different55 · 2014-09-05 06:40:52

hella disks

N1KF · 2014-09-05 11:00:18

disko

Fradeshan · 2014-09-10 18:45:49

[19:45] <Bimps> well she us jawauu

Bimps1002 · 2014-09-10 18:59:39

Fradeshan wrote:

[19:45] <Bimps> well she us jawauu

;_;

Starvr344 · 2014-09-10 22:08:22

<Ness02exe> I post for the third time, just to have déjà vu of seeing a familiar post!
<Starvr344> Wow
<Starvr344> Deja vu
<Ness02exe> I post for the third time, just to have déjà vu of seeing a familiar post!
<Starvr344> Wow
<Starvr344> Deja vu
<Starvr344> Woah
<Starvr344> Deja vu again
<Ness02exe> I post for the third time, just to have déjà vu of seeing a familiar post!
<Starvr344> Wow
<Starvr344> Deja vu
<Starvr344> Woah
<Starvr344> Deja vu again
<Starvr344> wut wut
<Ness02exe> I post for the third time, just to have déjà vu of seeing a familiar post!
<Coolio> do you feel the deja vu
<Starvr344> Deja vu one more time
<Ness02exe> I post for the third time, just to have déjà vu of seeing a familiar post!
<Ness02exe> I know, right?
<Ness02exe> Something seems a bit weirfd.

Starvr344 · 2014-09-10 22:12:23

<Ness02exe> That way I can calculate the time at longest before coming a V.I.F.
<Ness02exe> I post for the third time, just to have déjà vu of seeing a familiar post!
<Starvr344> Wow
<Starvr344> Deja vu
<Ness02exe> I post for the third time, just to have déjà vu of seeing a familiar post!
<Starvr344> Wow
<Starvr344> Deja vu
<Starvr344> Woah
<Starvr344> Deja vu again
<Ness02exe> I post for the third time, just to have déjà vu of seeing a familiar post!
<Starvr344> Wow
<Starvr344> Deja vu
<Starvr344> Woah
<Starvr344> Deja vu again
<Starvr344> wut wut
<Ness02exe> I post for the third time, just to have déjà vu of seeing a familiar post!
<Coolio> do you feel the deja vu
<Starvr344> Deja vu one more time
<Ness02exe> I post for the third time, just to have déjà vu of seeing a familiar post!
<Ness02exe> I know, right?
<Ness02exe> Something seems a bit weirfd.
<Starvr344> Wow
<Starvr344> Deja vu
<Starvr344> Woah
<Starvr344> Deja vu again
<Starvr344> wut wut
<Ness02exe> I know, right?
<Starvr344> Deja vu one more time
<Ness02exe> Something seems a bit weirfd.
<Starvr344> slurp
<Ness02exe> I post for the third time, just to have déjà vu of seeing a familiar post!
<Starvr344> Dega voo
<Ness02exe> I know, right?
<Ness02exe> Something seems a bit weirfd.
* Ness02exe is now known as Storvr344
<Storvr344> hi
<Starvr344> Wow
<Starvr344> Deja vu
<Starvr344> Woah
<Starvr344> Deja vu again
<Starvr344> wut wut
<Starvr344> Deja vu one more time
<Starvr344> slurp
<Starvr344> Dega voo
* Silver_Hoomwok has quit (Quit: Page closed)
<Starvr344> Huh
<Starvr344> Moar voo of the deja
<Storvr344> I post for the third time, just to have déjà vu of seeing a familiar post!
<Storvr344> I know, right?
<Storvr344> Something seems a bit weirfd.

Fradeshan · 2014-09-11 06:35:00

oooone more time

N1KF · 2014-09-11 11:47:02

I post for the third time, just to have déjà vu of seeing a familiar post!

Fradeshan · 2014-09-11 15:13:29

just wanna celebrate

N1KF · 2014-09-12 13:28:07

I post for the third time, just to have déjà vu of seeing a familiar post!

Starvr344 · 2014-09-12 22:53:49

Was expecting jon.

some man · 2014-09-13 01:21:26

▼Warning: Vulgarity, Spam, and Science

(01:14) == someman ([email protected]) has joined #failspam
(01:14) <N1KF> Oh hi dere
(01:14) <N1KF> ok
(01:14) <N1KF> kook
(01:14) <N1KF> ok
(01:14) <N1KF> oko
(01:14) <N1KF> oko
(01:14) <N1KF> oko
(01:14) <N1KF> oko
(01:14) <N1KF> kok
(01:14) <N1KF> oko
(01:14) <N1KF> k
(01:14) <N1KF> oko
(01:14) <N1KF> oko
(01:14) <N1KF> oko
(01:14) <N1KF> ok
(01:14) <N1KF> ok
(01:14) <N1KF> okoko
(01:14) <N1KF> oko
(01:14) <N1KF> oko
(01:14) <N1KF> oko
(01:14) <N1KF> oko
(01:14) <N1KF> okoko'k
(01:14) <N1KF> k
(01:14) <N1KF> ok
(01:14) <N1KF> okokok
(01:15) <N1KF> ko(k(kfsae
(01:15) <N1KF> faeaet4at4fder
(01:15) <N1KF> f5eg
(01:15) <N1KF> a
(01:15) <N1KF> t atga
(01:15) <N1KF> 5ga 5
(01:15) <N1KF> gag5
(01:15) <N1KF> ga
(01:15) <someman> please stay off of every fail irc channel but this one
(01:15) <N1KF> gaGAEGA        
(01:15) <N1KF> Why not?
(01:15) <N1KF> I gamble sometimes.
(01:15) <someman> do you spam tho
(01:15) <someman> in gambling
(01:15) <N1KF> Sometimes.
(01:15) <someman> stay off of every fail irc channel but this one
(01:16) <N1KF> Seems like you are being a Party Pooper™.
(01:16) <N1KF> Go drink some punch and have fun,
(01:16) <N1KF> Enjoy your life.
(01:16) * someman drinks punch
(01:16) <someman> wut wut THIS PUNCH IS A KICK
(01:16) * someman kicks N1KF
(01:16) <N1KF> (everybody gasps)
(01:16) <N1KF> Ah...ow...
(01:16) * someman puts duck tape over everyone's mouth
(01:17) <someman> no gasping 4 u guise
(01:17) * N1KF chases some man
(01:17) * someman runs away
(01:17) * someman runs into airplane
(01:17) * someman flies into space
(01:17) * someman takes space core
(01:17) * someman hits you with space core
(01:17) * N1KF is too late and tries to find another way
(01:17) * someman replaces your head with space core
(01:18) * N1KF is ded
(01:18) * N1KF rip
(01:18) == SPACECORE ([email protected]) has joined #failspam
(01:18) <SPACECORE> SPAAAACE!
(01:18) <SPACECORE> HEY
(01:18) <SPACECORE> HEY LADY
(01:18) <SPACECORE> HEY
(01:18) <SPACECORE> LET'S GO TO SPACE
(01:18) <SPACECORE> GOING TO SPACE COURT
(01:19) <SPACECORE> ON SPACE TRIAL
(01:19) <SPACECORE> GONNA GET IN SPACE PRISON
(01:19) * SPACECORE GETS ARRESTED
(01:19) <SPACECORE> IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
(01:20) * SPACECORE IS EJECTED BACK INTO SPACE
(01:20) * SPACECORE WITH WHEATLEY
(01:20) == wheatley ([email protected]) has joined #failspam
(01:21) <SPACECORE> WHEATLEY WE'RE IN SPACE
(01:21) <wheatley> yes ik mate
(01:21) <wheatley> we're both in spaec
(01:21) <wheatley> *space
(01:21) == the_cake ([email protected]) has joined #failspam
(01:21) <SPACECORE> SPAAAAAAAAACE
(01:21) * the_cake is a lie
(01:21) == SPACECORE has changed nick to time
(01:21) * time passes
(01:21) == time has changed nick to SPACECORE
(01:21) <SPACECORE> earth
(01:21) * the_cake is still a lie
(01:22) <SPACECORE> wanna go back to earth...
(01:22) <SPACECORE> hate space...
(01:22) <wheatley> yes maet
(01:22) <wheatley> *mate
(01:22) <wheatley> we both hate space now
(01:23) * wheatley exits space
(01:23) * SPACECORE exists space
(01:23) * wheatley hits earth
(01:23) * the_cake will always be a lie
(01:23) * SPACECORE hits earth
(01:24) * someman eats cake
(01:24) <someman> yum
(01:24) <someman> chocolate
(01:24) <someman> i like chocolate
(01:25) == chocolatecore ([email protected]) has joined #failspam
(01:25) <chocolatecore> CHOCOLAAAATE!
(01:25) <chocolatecore> WANNA EAST CHOCOLATE
(01:25) <chocolatecore> *EAT
(01:25) <wheatley> yes mate we all like chocolate
(01:25) <someman> me too
(01:25) == the_cake has changed nick to the_chocolate_cake
(01:26) * someman eats chocolatecore
(01:26) == chocolatecore ([email protected]) has left #failspam ("")
(01:26) * N1KF eats chocolate cake
(01:26) * the_chocolate_cake is eaten
(01:26) * SPACECORE hugs lawn gnome
(01:26) * someman hugs companion cube
(01:27) * the_chocolate_cake hugs some man
(01:27) * wheatley hugs monitor displaying "want you gone"
(01:27) * someman eats the_chocolate_cake again
(01:27) == the_chocolate_cake has changed nick to digested_goop
(01:27) * someman shits out digested_goop
(01:28) == digested_goop has changed nick to toilet_goop
(01:28) * someman washes hands
(01:28) * someman sits at computer typing pointless words
(01:28) * N1KF wastes time listening to werid role-playing
(01:30) <someman> http://mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=0
(01:30) <someman> it's addicting
(01:33) <N1KF> http://brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/
(01:33) <SPACECORE> less addicting
(01:33) <SPACECORE> not as addicting as space
(01:33) <N1KF> OH GREAT
(01:34) <N1KF> Special comics are coming up soon
(01:34) <SPACECORE> and also the garfield thing
(01:34) <SPACECORE> btw space
(01:34) <N1KF> Better expect a 600 special
(01:34) * toilet_goop dries up
(01:34) == toilet_goop has changed nick to cloud
(01:35) <someman> really hope i get that wheatley setmodel code working properly
(01:35) <someman> really hope the setmodel code is proper
(01:36) <someman> but the spawning code isn't
(01:36) <someman> hope i don't crash the game again
(01:36) <someman> boy that would suck
(01:36) <wheatley> cool mate
(01:37) * cloud rains water
(01:37) == cloud has changed nick to rain
(01:37) <someman> N1KF: do you think i should input sv_cheats 1 less often
(01:37) <N1KF> What does that even mean?
(01:37) <someman> last time i promised someone who really likes sv_cheats that they could have it at the end of gelocity 3
(01:37) <someman> he disconnected
(01:37) <someman> ACEMANN
(01:38) <someman> in portal 2
(01:38) == rain has changed nick to puddle
(01:38) * someman steps in puddle
(01:38) * someman slips and falls
(01:38) * someman falls through ground due to collision error
(01:38) * puddle laughs at someman and transforms into a water demon
(01:38) == puddle has changed nick to Water_Demon
(01:41) * someman attempts to type noclip to fly out ground and properly interact with the floor this time
(01:41) * someman notices is not host
(01:41) * someman falls into other side of planet
(01:42) * someman inputs bind "j" "ent_teleport blue"
(01:42) * someman mashes j really quickly
(01:43) == atlas ([email protected]) has joined #failspam
(01:43) <atlas> you aren't doing anything but teleporting me
(01:43) <atlas> you're not blue this time sucker
(01:43) <wheatley> oh no
(01:43) <wheatley> why not me
(01:43) <wheatley> i'm blue
(01:44) * Water_Demon is scary
(01:44) <someman> atlas: but ent_teleport only has 2 valid values: blue and red
(01:44) <atlas> deal with it!
(01:44) <atlas> why don't you try using host_timescale 6 or something
(01:44) <someman> that affects more than just me
(01:44) <someman> it affects the whole server
(01:45) <atlas> maybe just use noclip?
(01:45) <someman> guess so
(01:45) <someman> also atlas i'm not host so host_timescale wouldn't even work
(01:45) <atlas> ah
(01:45) <atlas> right
(01:46) <SPACECORE> maybe you can spawn a space rover???
(01:46) <someman> no that's only a model
(01:46) <someman> you can't actually ride it
(01:46) <SPACECORE> maybe you can spawn one of those hl2 carts or something!
(01:47) <someman> no but this uses the portal 2 engine
(01:47) <someman> otherwise ent_teleport blue wouldn't even have worked
(01:47) <SPACECORE> valve shouldn't take away all the cool stuff from the previous engine when they update it
(01:48) <someman> so you basically want them to port the hl2 guns/vehicles for no good reason other than console commands?
(01:48) <N1KF> valve cannot count to three
(01:48) <SPACECORE> yeah!!!
(01:48) <someman> wow
(01:48) <someman> what is wrong with you SPACECORE
(01:48) <someman> plsgo
(01:48) <SPACECORE> u wot m8????
(01:49) <someman> yarly
(01:49) <SPACECORE> NOWAI
(01:49) == SPACECORE ([email protected]) has quit (Quit: Page closed)
(01:50) <someman> N1KF: you catching any of this
(01:50) * someman ent_removes Water_Demon
(01:50) * Water_Demon ent removes someman
(01:50) <someman> impossible!
(01:50) <someman> mobs cannot open the console
(01:51) <someman> plus you would've been disconnected if you were ent_removed!
(01:51) <someman> i call hax
(01:54) <atlas> i'm feeling thirsty
(01:54) <atlas> give item_punch
(01:54) * atlas receives punch
(01:55) == SPACECORE ([email protected]) has joined #failspam
(01:55) <SPACECORE> now hold on a second!
(01:55) <someman> oh great it's you again
(01:55) <SPACECORE> there are no items to be given in portal 2!
(01:56) <atlas> yeah but there's an unreleased piece of armor
(01:57) <atlas> and it can be acquired with give weapon_promo_helmet_ball
(01:57) <atlas> or give weapon_promo_helmet_egg for the turret dildo-ish
(01:57) == P-Body ([email protected]) has joined #failspam
(01:57) <P-Body> Hey, thanks a lot for that unoriginal penis joke insult.
(01:58) <P-Body> Do I even look that dildo-ish?
(01:59) * Water_Demon shoots out water
(01:59) <atlas> yeeeeeeeeeah
(02:00) <P-Body> You think you're so great just because you're the one who can enable sv_cheats 1 in Co-op games.
(02:00) * wheatley is splashed by water
(02:00) * wheatley malfunctions
(02:00) * Water_Demon starts flood
(02:01) <P-Body> Well then Mr. Master Console Man, try fixing that malfunction why don't you.
(02:01) <atlas> i don't really think there's any other way to fix it using only the console
(02:02) <atlas> other than ent_create npc_personality_core and that would just replace him
(02:02) <atlas> plus he's buggy and he closes his eye when held
(02:02) <P-Body> WHY DON'T YOU FIX IT WITH YOUR BARE HANDS?
(02:03) <atlas> you made me think you were talking about with only the console
(02:04) <P-Body> THE POINT IS YOU ALWAYS THINK YOU'RE SUCH A TOUGH GUY WHEN ALL YOU CAN DO IS OPEN THE CONSOLE!
(02:04) <atlas> that is not all i can do
(02:04) <atlas> i'm somewhat invincible since i can be repaired whenever i get shredded to bits
(02:04) <P-Body> WELL SO CAN I?
(02:04) <P-Body> AND CHELL?
(02:05) <N1KF> chuffed to bits
(02:05) <atlas> chell CAN NOT do that!
(02:05) <P-Body> OH BUT SHE CAN! HAVEN'T YOU EVER EVEN SEEN HER FALL IN GOO AND THEN COME RIGHT BACK OUT OF THE ELEVATOR LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED?
(02:06) <atlas> yeah but that's with the assistance of robots
(02:06) <P-Body> ...Good point actually...
(02:07) <someman> N1KF: you should really play portal 2
(02:07) <someman> and also learn how to use the developer console
(02:07) <N1KF> I do not have Portal 2.
(02:08) <N1KF> One of my brothers rented it once, though.
(02:08) <someman> you should buy it on staem
(02:08) <someman> *steam
(02:08) <someman> that's where the real action is
(02:09) <atlas> setmodel player/eggbot/eggbot
(02:10) == atlas has changed nick to PBODY
(02:10) <PBODY> hur dur, i'm p-body, i'm stupid and i always lose at arguements
(02:10) <P-Body> W-w-what?
(02:11) <P-Body> How is that even possible?
(02:11) <N1KF> hur dur, i'm n1kf, and i always lose at arguements
(02:11) <PBODY> console commands m'lady
(02:11) <P-Body> But...
(02:11) <P-Body> ...
(02:11) * P-Body walks away
(02:12) <PBODY> setmodel player/ballbot/ballbot
(02:12) == PBODY has changed nick to atlas
(02:12) <atlas> pwnt

Fradeshan · 2014-09-13 07:50:09

neeeerd

Coolio · 2014-09-13 09:15:20

SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE

Starvr344 · 2014-09-13 12:40:38

* N1KF ([email protected]) has joined
<N1KF> Hey, people.
<Starvr344> Oh hi
<Starvr344> Pls don leave
* N1KF has quit (Quit: *leaves*)

Last edited by Starvr344 (2014-09-13 12:40:48)

Fradeshan · 2014-09-13 14:58:24

ok nice

colon · 2014-09-13 19:27:12

I AM AWESOME

[01:23:45] <colon> 012345
[01:23:46] <colon> oooo
[01:23:47] * the 012345 will always be in your heart
[01:23:48] <colon> YES
[01:23:49] * the 012345 will always be in your heart
[01:23:50] <colon> YES
[01:23:51] * the 012345 will always be in your heart
[01:23:55] <colon> 01:23:45
[01:23:58] <colon> YES
[01:24:07] <colon> YEEHAAAW

YEAH

Coolio · 2014-09-13 22:18:39

	colon	Alt f4 for $$$
10:35	Cooliooo	even better ctrl w
		<- colon has left failsurvivor ("Leafing")
	Cooliooo	...
	Cooliooo	no
	Cooliooo	he didn't
	Cooliooo	he wouldn't
		-> colon has joined failsurvivor
		-> Ardent has joined failsurvivor
	Bimps	what
	Ardent	ok
	Cooliooo	phew
	colon	Yay
	Bimps	did he really
	Cooliooo	pls tell me you didn't
	colon	I did not know what ctrl-w
	colon	did
	Bimps	did yo udo ctrl+w
	Bimps	oh my god
	Cooliooo	you did T_T
	colon	I tested

colon · 2014-09-13 22:23:55

gtfo

this ._.

[03:02:04]  <Ardent> yes
[03:02:05]  <Cooliooo> okay then
[03:02:08]  <Cooliooo> i pass to colon
[03:02:09]  <colon> i pass to coolio
[03:02:10]  <Cooliooo> i pass to colon
[03:02:11]  <Ardent> BEGIN
[03:02:11]  <colon> i pass to coolio
[03:02:12]  <Cooliooo> i pass to colon
[03:02:13]  <colon> i pass to coolio
[03:02:14]  <Cooliooo> i pass to colon
[03:02:14]  <colon> i pass to coolio
[03:02:15]  <Cooliooo> i pass to colon
[03:02:16]  <colon> i pass to coolio
[03:02:17]  <Cooliooo> i pass to colon
[03:02:17]  <colon> i pass to coolio
[03:02:18]  <Cooliooo> i pass to colon
[03:02:18]  <colon> i pass to coolio
[03:02:19]  <Cooliooo> i pass to colon
[03:02:20]  <colon> i pass to coolio
[03:02:21]  <Cooliooo> i pass to colon
[03:02:21]  <Bimps> this is entertaining
[03:02:21]  <colon> i pass to coolio
[03:02:22]  <Cooliooo> i pass to colon
[03:02:22]  <colon> i pass to coolio
[03:02:23]  <Cooliooo> i pass to colon
[03:02:23]  <colon> i pass to coolio
[03:02:24]  <Cooliooo> i pass to colon
[03:02:25]  <colon> i pass to coolio
[03:02:25]  <Cooliooo> i pass to colon
[03:02:26]  <colon> i pass to coolio
[03:02:27]  <Cooliooo> i pass to colon
[03:02:27]  <colon> i pass to coolio
[03:02:28]  <Bimps> i pass to the
[03:02:29]  <colon> i pass to coolio
[03:02:29]  <Cooliooo> i pass to colon
[03:02:30]  <colon> i pass to coolio
[03:02:30]  <Bimps> i pass to the
[03:02:30]  <Cooliooo> i pass to colon
[03:02:31]  <Bimps> i pass to the
[03:02:31]  <colon> i pass to coolio
[03:02:32]  <Bimps> i pass to the
[03:02:33]  <colon> i pass to coolio
[03:02:33]  <Cooliooo> i pass to colon
[03:02:33]  <Bimps> i pass to the
[03:02:34]  <Bimps> i pass to the
[03:02:35]  <Cooliooo> i pass to colon
[03:02:35]  <Bimps> i pass to the
[03:02:35]  <colon> i pass to coolio
[03:02:36]  <Bimps> i pass to the
[03:02:37]  <Bimps> i pass to the
[03:02:37]  <Cooliooo> i pass to colon
[03:02:37]  <colon> i pass to coolio
[03:02:38]  <Bimps> i pass to the
[03:02:38]  <Bimps> i pass to the
[03:02:39]  <Cooliooo> i pass to colon
[03:02:39]  <Bimps> i pass to the
[03:02:40]  <colon> i pass to coolio
[03:02:40]  <Bimps> i pass to the
[03:02:43]  <Cooliooo> i pass to colon
[03:02:43]  <colon> i pass to coolio
[03:02:44]  <Bimps> i pass to the
[03:02:45]  <Cooliooo> i pass to colon
[03:02:45]  <colon> i pass to coolio
[03:02:46]  <Bimps> i pass to the
[03:02:46]  <Cooliooo> i pass to colon
[03:02:47]  <colon> i pass to coolio
[03:02:48]  <Ardent> end

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#137 2014-09-10 22:12:23

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#138 2014-09-11 06:35:00

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#139 2014-09-11 11:47:02

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#140 2014-09-11 15:13:29

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#141 2014-09-12 13:28:07

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#142 2014-09-12 22:53:49

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#143 2014-09-13 01:21:26

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#144 2014-09-13 07:50:09

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#145 2014-09-13 09:15:20

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#146 2014-09-13 12:40:38

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#147 2014-09-13 14:58:24

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#148 2014-09-13 19:27:12

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