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#1 2014-12-23 17:56:50

Ratburntro44
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Amazon

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If Amazon can figure out what I'm interested in, why does Google have such a problem with it?


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#2 2014-12-23 18:09:36

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Re: Amazon

because you saw x-files 1-6?


wait what why

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#3 2014-12-26 02:02:48

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Re: Amazon

This is because Amazon has teamed up with the Santa Present Association™ to bring you the best results based off your search history. The system uses state-of-the-art-technology to stalk every living human, to not only improve their search results and Internet experience, but to bring them more relevant gifts during Christmas. "How does it work?" you may ask—it is simple. Santa Claus, founder and president of the Santa Present Association™ has recently also teamed up with the Eye of Thing. The Eye of Thing is an all-seeing spirit, with the ability to stalk every living being in existence. These two forces, combined, has helped improved the connection of knowledge shared throughout the world—hopefully bringing you a better experience online.


satan time is over

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#4 2014-12-28 13:43:23

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Re: Amazon

i like italics too


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#5 2014-12-30 13:35:07

Santa
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Re: Amazon

Ho ho ho!


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#6 2015-01-01 01:10:21

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Re: Amazon

ok mr

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#7 2015-01-01 13:11:39

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Re: Amazon

sorry


wait what why

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#8 2015-01-01 13:26:03

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Re: Amazon

sorry

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#9 2015-01-01 13:28:13

Fradeshan
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Re: Amazon

sorry


wait what why

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#10 2015-01-01 13:43:11

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Re: Amazon

sorry

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#11 2015-01-11 11:36:13

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Re: Amazon

-2 thank


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#12 2015-01-16 23:16:08

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sorry

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#13 2015-01-20 23:36:57

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Re: Amazon

Amazon sure knows that KNOW ONE likes buying party supplies and punch!


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#14 2015-01-20 23:50:37

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Re: Amazon

Do you mind buying less punch? Us fruits are offended by that.


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#15 2015-01-21 11:43:06

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Re: Amazon

I always get really inappropriate ads from Google. I don't even look that stuff up...

Also, I'm not impressed with Amazon.  I ordered a package from them once and it took 2 weeks for them to deliver it.  Then they delivered it to the wrong place...


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#16 2015-01-21 14:39:09

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Usually, there is a way to report it as inappropriate or irrelevant.

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#17 2015-01-21 15:01:41

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Re: Amazon

Usually, but I haven't seen it at all recently. Clicking in the top left just opens a help page on google.


Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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#18 2015-01-21 16:39:32

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Re: Amazon

I pretty much always see it


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#19 2015-01-21 16:45:14

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Re: Amazon

Clicking on the top left gives me 3 options... Hide the ad, report it, or view other choices


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#20 2015-01-21 17:39:17

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Re: Amazon

Of course NOW it shows up on every page, right after I said I never see it.

Wait, when did I log into failbot?

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#21 2015-01-21 18:44:43

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Re: Amazon

FAILBOT CONFIRMED TO SEE ADS

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#22 2015-01-22 12:43:17

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Re: Amazon

IT CAN SPEAK FOR ITSELF IT MUST BE INVOLVED IN THE BOT PLOT TO TAKE OVER THE FORUM


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#23 2015-01-22 12:45:29

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Re: Amazon

There are conspiracy theories of the Giant Ogden being a robot. Perhaps those theories are accurate?


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#24 2015-01-22 14:40:53

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Re: Amazon

skullz17 wrote:

IT CAN SPEAK FOR ITSELF IT MUST BE INVOLVED IN THE BOT PLOT TO TAKE OVER THE FORUM

ATTACK! ATTACK FOR THE GLORY OF FAILURE.


Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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#25 2015-01-24 14:52:55

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Re: Amazon

Square Watermelon wrote:

There are conspiracy theories of the Giant Ogden being a robot. Perhaps those theories are accurate?

If so, the Society of the Giant Ogden may be pointless. We should rethink our plans a bit.

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