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#1 2012-02-15 10:27:16

scienceguyz
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The bad joke game!

here you start a joke by saying the first line:
What is black and white and has 16 wheels?
and then has the answer in the spoiler!

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Make sure they are BAD jokes!

EDIT: no racist, sexist, or yo momma jokes.

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#2 2012-02-15 20:19:13

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Re: The bad joke game!

Yo momma's so ugly that when she throws a boomerang, it doesn't come back.

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#3 2012-02-15 22:27:05

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Re: The bad joke game!

Erm is racism allowed?

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#4 2012-02-16 21:30:38

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Re: The bad joke game!

Muffin wrote:

Erm is racism allowed?

nope

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#5 2012-02-16 22:49:03

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Re: The bad joke game!

What happened to that lady that got half her body torn off by a bus last week?

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#6 2012-02-17 16:50:42

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Re: The bad joke game!

How do you borrow a camera?

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Towel on IRC

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#7 2012-02-20 17:19:30

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Re: The bad joke game!

Straight off a laffy taffy:

What is a vampire's favorite food?

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Where do sick boats go?

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#8 2012-02-21 10:32:32

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Re: The bad joke game!

what do you have when you are in two pieces?

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see, they have to be BAD jokes

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#9 2012-07-09 13:40:22

Bimps1002
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Re: The bad joke game!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

▼ crappy answer

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#10 2012-07-10 03:37:08

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Re: The bad joke game!

This thread makes me facepalm.

Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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#11 2012-07-10 22:12:06

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Re: The bad joke game!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

▼Answer

HELLO

2024 Botspotting list

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#12 2012-07-11 16:39:49

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Re: The bad joke game!

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

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Hexchat isn't for casuals.

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#13 2012-07-12 09:43:36

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Re: The bad joke game!

NOWAILOLJKJKJK STOP THE PRESSES ITS A PATCHEEE!@!@!

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Why did they stop the presses?

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#14 2012-07-17 17:20:43

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Re: The bad joke game!

What do you call a palm tree with a face?

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泡風呂、逆！♫
best website ever

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#15 2012-09-24 19:39:04

colon
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Re: The bad joke game!

There are twenty-four-heads in a pool. 80 heads get out. Explain.

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what the ****

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#16 2012-09-25 08:41:55

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Re: The bad joke game!

What color did the cat paint her house?

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#17 2014-03-01 00:56:57

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Re: The bad joke game!

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

▼Wait for it...

Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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#18 2014-03-01 14:21:29

Artemis
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Re: The bad joke game!

What does an evil chicken lay?

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I'll come up with something to put here eventually.

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#19 2014-03-01 18:44:53

scienceguyz
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Re: The bad joke game!

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

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#20 2014-03-02 00:30:58

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Re: The bad joke game!

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

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what the ****

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