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#1 2012-02-21 18:44:33

Bobithan
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Exit

My own version of a choose your own adventure story. With my terrible story telling/drawing skills combined, I give you: Exit
I will make the main character do whatever the first person says after I post a new part to the story


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You are in a room. You have no idea how you got here.
A small LIGHTBULB hangs from the ceiling on a piece of STRING. The EXIT to the room is to your right, and a CHEST to your left. Above you is a small PLATFORM that leads to a DOOR. You also are wearing a TOP HAT that you are quite fond of


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#2 2012-02-21 18:53:20

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Re: Exit

Throw HAT like Oddjob to cut the STRING, and retrieve LIGHTBULB and HAT.

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#3 2012-02-21 19:02:36

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Re: Exit

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You throw your TOP HAT to cut the STRING but you fail miserably.
It looks like you are going to need a hat with a higher SHARPNESS attribute

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#4 2012-02-21 19:04:29

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Re: Exit

Open CHEST

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#5 2012-02-21 19:11:43

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Re: Exit

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You find a SHOELACE, PENCIL, FLOWER POT, and MYSTERIOUS SEEDS.
You stash the loot into your inventory


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#6 2012-02-21 19:18:26

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Re: Exit

Grab your HAT. Plant the SEEDS in the FLOWERPOT and if it's a beanstalk, climb it to the door.

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#7 2012-02-21 19:26:14

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Re: Exit

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You put you TOP HAT in your inventory, then place the FLOWER POT on the ground. You drop the MYSTERIOUS SEEDS into the FLOWER POT.
Strange noises come from the FLOWER POT...


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#8 2012-02-21 19:31:42

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Re: Exit

Worth coming back from my coma...

MC: "Wear FLOWER POT on your head and do a jig."

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#9 2012-02-21 19:34:47

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Re: Exit

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You are absolutely terrible at dancing.
The noises are becoming horrifying


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#10 2012-02-21 19:38:13

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Re: Exit

Stick your head inside the pot to see what's making the noises.

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#11 2012-02-21 19:38:32

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Re: Exit

Become deaf from the noise.

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#12 2012-02-21 19:38:37

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Re: Exit

MC: Open door.


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#13 2012-02-21 19:40:00

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Re: Exit

sserpxE wrote:

Stick your head inside the pot to see what's making the noises.

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Gee, it's dark in here. Oh god what made that sound.


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#14 2012-02-21 19:40:59

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Use PENCIL as SWORD.

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#15 2012-02-21 19:45:11

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Re: Exit

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While swinging your mighty PENCIL around, the FLOWER POT falls off your head.
The noises stop.


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#16 2012-02-21 19:46:01

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Re: Exit

MC: Use SWORD on STRING holding LIGHTBULB.


Here is a comic of me PBF135-Volcano_Snails.jpg
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#17 2012-02-21 19:49:50

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Re: Exit

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You cannot reach the STRING
A RECTANGLE tumbles out of the FLOWER POT


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#18 2012-02-21 19:53:24

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Re: Exit

Consume RECTANGLE

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#19 2012-02-21 19:56:26

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Re: Exit

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The RECTANGLE is too big to fit in your MOUTH!


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#20 2012-02-21 19:57:05

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Re: Exit

Expand MOUTH

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#21 2012-02-21 19:59:41

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Re: Exit

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You expand your MOUTH as far as you can, but it still doesn't fit


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#22 2012-02-21 20:02:54

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Re: Exit

MC: Throw RECTANGLE at LIGHTBULB.


Here is a comic of me PBF135-Volcano_Snails.jpg
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#23 2012-02-21 20:04:09

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Re: Exit

Start doing a really bad interpretive dance that involves a random dog appearing from nowhere for two seconds and people with chicken masks.

Edit: Aww, too late. Maybe do both?

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#24 2012-02-21 20:11:05

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Re: Exit

Slawthe wrote:

MC: Throw RECTANGLE at LIGHTBULB.

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You throw the RECTANGLE at the LIGHTBULB. It's a direct hit!
The room dims, but light still comes from the EXIT SIGN and DOORS.

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Gotta go for tonight. I didn't expect the story to go this far, thanks for participating. I'll continue it on Thursday, I'm going Skiing after school tomorrow.

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#25 2012-02-21 20:21:45

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Re: Exit

You lucky little...

I live in Florida -.-

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