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#1 2014-02-13 15:50:19

Different55
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It's okay, we're not dead.

1 or 2 of you may have noticed that the site was "down" earlier for several hours. While I have no idea what caused it, the second I got home (about 30 seconds ago), I brought it back.

So... carry on.


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#2 2014-02-14 19:06:34

colon
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Re: It's okay, we're not dead.

So, you got home and your computer kinda woke up as if he was asleep on the job and woke up when the boss walked into the office.

Is that correct?


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#3 2014-02-14 21:49:16

Different55
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Re: It's okay, we're not dead.

No it was like I got home and it casually said "hey" like nothing was wrong then I was like
"'hey'? that's what you have to say to me? What the heck have you been doing all day?"

not much just hanging out

you sonofahamsterflipper you have a website to be hosting
oh yeah, I decided not to

sucker, get over here and get to work
okay, I guess I could do that.


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#4 2014-02-21 16:36:36

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Re: It's okay, we're not dead.

Bump, it went down again. Dunno how long it was for, but it couldn't have been more than an hour. Anyway, I couldn't figure out what was wrong in 30 seconds so I restored the most recent backup I had and now here we are doing things like we always do.

However. There were some... unpleasant side effects. A file that was created earlier today was deleted when I backed up our files. This file contained only 2 short lines of text, but was unimaginably important. You will be missed, testfile.txt. Goodbye.

In loving memory:

testfile.txt wrote:

test
test2

RIP testfile.txt

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#5 2014-02-21 18:07:38

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Re: It's okay, we're not dead.

Well it was evil, I don't visit much, but I cried for 53 minutes. When I noticed it was down.


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#6 2014-02-21 18:25:49

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Re: It's okay, we're not dead.

testfile.txt?

BUT HE WAS SO YOUNG

T_T


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#7 2014-02-21 18:53:12

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Re: It's okay, we're not dead.

Coolio wrote:

testfile.txt?

BUT HE WAS SO YOUNG

T_T

He? young? I missed my chance!


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#8 2014-02-22 14:51:47

Different55
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Re: It's okay, we're not dead.

*whack* Have some respect for the deleted, dood.


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#9 2014-03-01 09:28:19

Different55
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Re: It's okay, we're not dead.

Apologies for the downtime. It's fixed now, so don't all post at once


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#10 2014-03-01 18:49:21

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Re: It's okay, we're not dead.

Different55 wrote:

Apologies for the downtime. It's fixed now, so don't all post at once


DISREGARD DIFF POST A LOT FGSA FNDKSAFNGDksagl.n drakjw thfkjldsbajdfkl bsjldiliketrainsdkfabnjelfbjdslab ehj


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#11 2014-03-01 20:10:36

Different55
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Re: It's okay, we're not dead.

Derp, I forgot to post the reason we went down this time. For once, I know what happened. Somebody bumped the computer and the ethernet cable fell out. This has been temporarily fixed with duck tape.


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#12 2014-03-01 20:41:41

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Re: It's okay, we're not dead.

Different55 wrote:

This has been temporarily fixed with duck tape.

FIX EVERYTHING WITH duck TAPE


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#13 2014-03-01 21:29:48

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Re: It's okay, we're not dead.

With duck tape, we can FIX THE WORLD.


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#14 2014-03-01 23:46:35

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Re: It's okay, we're not dead.

If duck tape can't fix it, nothing can.


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#15 2014-03-01 23:49:44

Different55
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Re: It's okay, we're not dead.

What about 2 duck tapes?


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#16 2014-03-01 23:55:07

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Re: It's okay, we're not dead.

That's only if your first duck tape is broken.

Relevant


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#17 2014-03-01 23:57:25

Different55
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Re: It's okay, we're not dead.

We should build a national reserve of wd40 and duck tape so we can prevent the apocalypse from destroying the earth.

I just had an image flash through my head. A small group was running from zombies. They flee through a door, but one is lagging behind. The door gets slammed shut and somebody slaps a strip of duck tape over the door. Someone tries to go back for the person, but the duck tape person yells back "IT'S NO USE, THAT DOOR WILL NEVER OPEN AGAIN, THEY'RE AS GOOD AS DEAD."

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#18 2014-03-02 00:23:04

colon
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Re: It's okay, we're not dead.

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what the ****

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#19 2014-03-02 05:17:30

Different55
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Re: It's okay, we're not dead.

^That city just saved ~$1500 on road repair. Why isn't everybody doing that?


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#20 2014-03-02 08:44:12

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Re: It's okay, we're not dead.

The only solution is that the governments disregard duck tape. Governments are now officially corrupt.


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#21 2014-03-02 09:32:11

Different55
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Re: It's okay, we're not dead.

OVERTHROW THE NONBELIEVERS.


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#22 2014-03-26 19:23:41

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Re: It's okay, we're not dead.

It's been 25 days of overthrowing the non-believers, and some people are giving up. They're eating the last reserves of duck tape, and the world has ultimately had all of the food sources covered in one kilometre's worth of duck tape. Nobody will survive if someone doesn't invent actual edible duck tape.


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#23 2014-03-27 07:26:01

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Re: It's okay, we're not dead.

IT'S OUR ONLY CHANCE.


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#24 2014-03-27 09:48:32

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Re: It's okay, we're not dead.

I made a prototype but before I could mass produce it I ate it sad


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#25 2014-03-27 10:12:13

Different55
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Re: It's okay, we're not dead.

Darn it scienceguyz, you've doomed us all!


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