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#1 2014-02-25 01:25:41

N1KF
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Quest for the Legendary VIP Book

In the shop, there's copies of the Legendary VIP Book. However, it's way too expensive, so I decided to go on an epic adventure, to find out how to become a VIP. You may be wondering why I don't steal it, so here's why: The book is only for those with moral eyes. If I steal it, I don't get it one of the true two methods: finding it, or buying it. So, here goes nothing, and this is currently what's happened so far:

February 24, 2014

I've started going on my adventure to find the Legendary VIP Book. How did I get here? Well, I took a ride on an airplane, and sky-dived out. I'm currently in some sort of jungle area, and I currently have the following:

-Lots of food and drinks
-This laptop so I can check Fail Forums
-A whoopee cushion
-A tent
-Some materials

I found a cave, and I plan to check it out tomorrow. For now, I had a long time spent on the plane, and it's getting dark. I've set up my tent, and I'm writing down more plans on what to do tomorrow. If you could give me some advice, that would be nice. Oops, I accidentally made a rhyme, and I seem to do that all the time.

July 11, 2014

After remembering that I've been at the Fail Forums for about half a year straight, I get off the laptop (that somehow has enough battery) and get off my lazy back and eat. I sluggishly walk hunched-back to the cave I was planning to go to. I grab some sticks, and after lots of failed attempts, I finally succeed to catch fire. I use my new torch to explore the cave. I slowly walk into the cave, and almost trip off a cliff. I look down with dramatic movie-like music playing in the backgroound, just to see a huge cave to explore. Though, I hear something...

I go back to the corner that I came from the room from. I ask "Hello?" and as it echoes through the room, I hear a FREAKING BEAR AWAKE. (No, some man, it is not a beer this time.) I run back to the cliff, and I am cornered by it. The FREAKING BEAR slowly walks up to me, and I try to distract it by throwing a piece of food from my backpack. The FREAKING BEAR is eating it, but covering the passage to the other room, it seems I am trapped in here, with a bear, and a cliff. This does not seem too well. What should I do?!

Before the FREAKING BEAR finishes eating, I sneak behind a nearby rock. The bear finishes his dinner, but he's not quite finished yet. He sniffs around for me, and finds me. It happens again. The bear backs up to me by the cliff, and realize what the bear wants: FOOD! I didn't have enough time to think or explore my backpack, so I went ahead and threw my backpack off the cliff. Yeah, not the best idea, but I might get it some other time. Nonetheless, as the bear curiously tries to find a safe way down there, I sneak out the exit of the cave. I may have lost my backpack, but I still got my laptop. Yeah, I left it outside.

(To be continued...)

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#2 2014-02-25 07:10:40

Different55
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Re: Quest for the Legendary VIP Book

NOWAILOLJKJKJK WHAT'S HAPPENING I CAN'T TAKE THE SUSPENSE =;<+[}けちてあつソチツカタ猫猫猫gidbdo
(・・) (;_;)


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#3 2014-02-25 16:21:31

Coolio
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Re: Quest for the Legendary VIP Book

Does that kanji mean meow? pokerfacem

Eagerly awaiting the next episode.


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#4 2014-02-25 16:40:14

Different55
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Re: Quest for the Legendary VIP Book

Since it inserted itself from the word ねこ (neko), I assume it means cat, but I can't read any kanji. The kanji just replace the kana when I type in a word.


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#5 2014-02-28 21:36:30

Coolio
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Re: Quest for the Legendary VIP Book

Right. I don't know why I thought it meant meow, the Chinese radical is different from that.


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#6 2014-02-28 21:55:49

Different55
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Re: Quest for the Legendary VIP Book

I think meow にゃん. It didn't collapse into a kanji so it might be wrong.


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#7 2014-03-01 18:53:04

scienceguyz
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Re: Quest for the Legendary VIP Book

N1KF wrote:

If you could give me some advice, that would be nice. Oops, I accidentally made a rhyme, and I seem to do that all the time.

No more rhyming, and I mean it!


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#8 2014-03-01 19:13:06

Different55
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Re: Quest for the Legendary VIP Book

Anybody want a peanut?


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#9 2014-03-02 00:38:01

colon
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Re: Quest for the Legendary VIP Book

Well.. there isn't even a VIP book anymore. I kinda bought it.


what the ****

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#10 2014-03-02 05:13:58

Different55
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Re: Quest for the Legendary VIP Book

The store carries a different inventory for each person. Everybody else's shop still has one.


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#11 2014-03-02 11:14:02

scienceguyz
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Re: Quest for the Legendary VIP Book

I'm halfway there big_smile


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#12 2014-03-26 15:24:09

colon
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Re: Quest for the Legendary VIP Book

just to ruin it for you the vip book isn't usable. yet.


what the ****

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#13 2014-03-26 18:33:15

scienceguyz
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Re: Quest for the Legendary VIP Book

Welp, now I have a book that I can't even read. Screw it, I'm going to go read a real book. I recently got The Light Fantastic for my birthday, I will read that.


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#14 2014-03-26 18:35:12

colon
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Re: Quest for the Legendary VIP Book

I can buy 2 more of these babies if it wasn't out of stock, just to show how much of a rich snob I am

burn baby burn

999th post

Last edited by colon (2014-03-26 18:37:18)


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#15 2014-03-26 18:45:24

scienceguyz
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Re: Quest for the Legendary VIP Book

Have you bought every test?


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#16 2014-03-26 19:14:43

colon
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Re: Quest for the Legendary VIP Book

got here after my 2 year absence and they were sold out


durn i want a test2


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#17 2014-03-27 11:30:36

scienceguyz
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Re: Quest for the Legendary VIP Book

Diff, get on that right now. please.


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#18 2014-03-27 15:09:36

Different55
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Re: Quest for the Legendary VIP Book

Test2 or VIP?


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#19 2014-03-27 16:04:54

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Re: Quest for the Legendary VIP Book

Different55 wrote:

The store carries a different inventory for each person. Everybody else's shop still has one.

That's unfortunate.


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#20 2014-03-27 16:25:58

colon
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Re: Quest for the Legendary VIP Book

oooohh.. tough choice

what does vip give you


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#21 2014-03-27 16:55:02

scienceguyz
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Re: Quest for the Legendary VIP Book

Definitely vip. Then test2.


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#22 2014-03-29 09:30:03

colon
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Re: Quest for the Legendary VIP Book

wait no, BOTH


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#23 2014-03-29 11:50:31

scienceguyz
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Re: Quest for the Legendary VIP Book

So now the vip book is still not usable, but takes you to a blank page instead of telling you it's not usable.


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#24 2014-03-29 16:05:50

Different55
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Re: Quest for the Legendary VIP Book

That's because it's only half-done. Give me another half hour and it should be working.

EDIT: It's working now. LET THERE BE VIP.

EDIT: In addition, I fixed the quick quote bug. It would have been fixed immediately, but the error messages were hidden. When I turned them on to work on VIPs, I saw the topics filled with errors, went to investigate, and found the cause of the broken quick quotes.

Last edited by Different55 (2014-03-29 18:26:22)


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#25 2014-03-30 14:26:29

scienceguyz
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Re: Quest for the Legendary VIP Book

Yay! Best. Admin. ever. He fixed two bugs without creating more.

EDIT: what exactly are the VIF perks?

Last edited by scienceguyz (2014-03-30 14:28:58)


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