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#1 2014-03-28 11:38:50

scienceguyz
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Devil's Tower.

If you're ever in Wyoming, you cannot leave unless you visit Devils Tower. This gigantic monolith of stone columns stretches nearly 1000 feet above the air. It was said to be made by an igneous intrusion that didn't reach the surface, known as a laccolith, that then had the softer rock above ground away revealing itself.

Still not impressed? It also makes a pretty dang sweet desktop background


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#2 2014-03-28 13:47:31

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Re: Devil's Tower.

Nice rock.


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#3 2014-03-28 15:57:51

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Re: Devil's Tower.

scienceguyz wrote:

If you're ever in Wyoming, you cannot leave unless you visit Devils Tower.

Does the devil put some sort of curse on you to prevent that from happening?


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#4 2014-03-28 16:59:33

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Re: Devil's Tower.

Yes. If you try to leave, you end up on the other side of the state.


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#5 2014-03-29 09:29:34

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Re: Devil's Tower.

Different55 wrote:

Yes. If you try to leave, you end up on the other side of the state.

No, you get put into forced marraige with 2 annoyingly sassy black women who always say 'MMHM'


what the ****

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#6 2014-03-29 11:56:38

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Re: Devil's Tower.

Different55 wrote:

Nice rock.

Really... that's all you have to say. Nice rock. Well, I can't think of a better way to sum it up.


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#7 2014-03-30 07:33:37

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Re: Devil's Tower.

better rock


what the ****

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#8 2014-06-03 13:44:00

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Re: Devil's Tower.

Ratburntro44 wrote:
scienceguyz wrote:

If you're ever in Wyoming, you cannot leave unless you visit Devils Tower.

Does the Devil put some sort of curse on you to prevent that from happening?

Yes. I have cursed those in Wyoming so that they must admire my tower before leaving! Sounds threatening, right? But NO, if peopled do not admire my tower, they must donate $6.66 and place it near the tower before the curse ends! Also, Satanists come there weekly to praise me! It feels so good with all the praising, and feel more loved than the "good" gods! Such an evil plan yes? I THOUGHT OF IT MYSELF! MWAHAHAHA!


satan time is over

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#9 2014-06-03 16:32:37

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Re: Devil's Tower.

Satan wrote:
Ratburntro44 wrote:
scienceguyz wrote:

If you're ever in Wyoming, you cannot leave unless you visit Devils Tower.

Does the Devil put some sort of curse on you to prevent that from happening?

Yes. I have cursed those in Wyoming so that they must admire my tower before leaving! Sounds threatening, right? But NO, if peopled do not admire my tower, they must donate $6.66 and place it near the tower before the curse ends! Also, Satanists come there weekly to praise me! It feels so good with all the praising, and feel more loved than the "good" gods! Such an evil plan yes? I THOUGHT OF IT MYSELF! MWAHAHAHA!

You're Satan, not the Devil. KNOW ONE really knows the difference, you won't be able to trick him.


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#10 2014-06-03 16:35:50

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Re: Devil's Tower.

Ratburntro44 wrote:
Satan wrote:
Ratburntro44 wrote:
scienceguyz wrote:

If you're ever in Wyoming, you cannot leave unless you visit Devils Tower.

Does the Devil put some sort of curse on you to prevent that from happening?

Yes. I have cursed those in Wyoming so that they must admire my tower before leaving! Sounds threatening, right? But NO, if peopled do not admire my tower, they must donate $6.66 and place it near the tower before the curse ends! Also, Satanists come there weekly to praise me! It feels so good with all the praising, and feel more loved than the "good" gods! Such an evil plan yes? I THOUGHT OF IT MYSELF! MWAHAHAHA!

You're Satan, not the Devil. KNOW ONE really knows the difference, you won't be able to trick him.

The Devil is somebody threatening. This "Satan" person is just annoying.


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#11 2014-06-03 16:40:34

Ratburntro44
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Registered: 2011-10-28
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Re: Devil's Tower.

KNOW ONE wrote:
Ratburntro44 wrote:
Satan wrote:
Ratburntro44 wrote:
scienceguyz wrote:

If you're ever in Wyoming, you cannot leave unless you visit Devils Tower.

Does the Devil put some sort of curse on you to prevent that from happening?

Yes. I have cursed those in Wyoming so that they must admire my tower before leaving! Sounds threatening, right? But NO, if peopled do not admire my tower, they must donate $6.66 and place it near the tower before the curse ends! Also, Satanists come there weekly to praise me! It feels so good with all the praising, and feel more loved than the "good" gods! Such an evil plan yes? I THOUGHT OF IT MYSELF! MWAHAHAHA!

You're Satan, not the Devil. KNOW ONE really knows the difference, you won't be able to trick him.

The Devil is somebody threatening. This "Satan" person is just annoying.

Thanks, KNOW ONE!


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#12 2014-06-03 16:41:30

KNOW ONE
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Re: Devil's Tower.

Ratburntro44 wrote:
KNOW ONE wrote:
Ratburntro44 wrote:
Satan wrote:
Ratburntro44 wrote:
scienceguyz wrote:

If you're ever in Wyoming, you cannot leave unless you visit Devils Tower.

Does the Devil put some sort of curse on you to prevent that from happening?

Yes. I have cursed those in Wyoming so that they must admire my tower before leaving! Sounds threatening, right? But NO, if peopled do not admire my tower, they must donate $6.66 and place it near the tower before the curse ends! Also, Satanists come there weekly to praise me! It feels so good with all the praising, and feel more loved than the "good" gods! Such an evil plan yes? I THOUGHT OF IT MYSELF! MWAHAHAHA!

You're Satan, not the Devil. KNOW ONE really knows the difference, you won't be able to trick him.

The Devil is somebody threatening. This "Satan" person is just annoying.

Thanks, KNOW ONE!

No problem, dude. If you need me, just say "KNOW ONE" in your sentence.


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#13 2014-08-12 19:54:37

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Re: Devil's Tower.

KNOW ONE wrote:

If you need me, just say "KNOW ONE" in your sentence.

KNOW ONE will post here

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