This can also be found in the "Satan" topic in the off-topic section.
*Ahem* The North Pole Plan:
Twas' christmas eve
And all through the house
The policemen were stirring
In all rooms of the house.
But a shadowy figure appeared in the door,
In the frame was Sherlock, no s**t
And the only thing that spurted from his lips:
"Your alcoholic eggnog was a huge hit."
So Sherlock went running
Muttering "It must be her."
And in a small cabinet
Was, by god! Kitchens Uber!
Sherlock yelled at her:
"You drank all my scotch!
But I draw the line at
Dragging N1KF into this plot!"
So she was decided to be
Chuffed at the stake
Because Satan, of all things
Was a being not to fake.
Big sunglasses are cool
Banana Pancakes