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Pingohits

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ee poem contest

anyone doing it

if so, share your poem

if you don't want to share, then don't

Info:
Send Poem to: niels-vandijk@live.nl
Due: Tomorrow at some time that I forgot

Entries:
-Pingohits

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[21:08] <+Klaghills> pee bee arr
[21:08] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> pdc?
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> oh i get it
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> a pirate with urinary tract
[21:09] <+Slushie> that boy aint right

Pingohits

celestial egglord

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Registered: 2015-01-28

Posts: 2,039

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Re: ee poem contest

Pingohits' Poem:

Valentine's the Best of All
Pingohits

My mother said Valentine's was the best of all,
To give love for something you loved most, in a bathroom stall.
She was a hairy old woman, my mother, was she,
but her heart was as great as the salty Dead Sea.

She had five marriages, one which was gay,
All of them failed miserably, right on Valentine's Day.
But she still respected the date, because she still remembers
The time where she took me to a cock fight in December.

But how I don't know how Valentine's and cock fights
and Five marriages fit together,
All I do know, is my mother is here, forever.

She was a hairy old woman, my mother, was she,
Giving love to a tablecloth and dark chocolate Brie.
Everything happened here on Valentine's Day,
because my mother, the best of all, loved foul play.

Foul play, not in sports, but in a bathroom stall,
she told me before, in a bathroom stall.
We were both different genders, in a bathroom stall,
but ho OH NO! We didn't do anything in that bathroom stall!

My mother said Valentine's was the best of all,
To give love for stuff like chicken and golf balls.
My mother, through five marriages and great love,
Here on Valentine's Day, flew away like a dove.

For 21 single years, she was there for me,
but now she is gone, to the saddest degree.
Here on Valentine's Day, I sat all alone,
On a wet park bench, staring at my mother's gravestone.

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[21:08] <+Klaghills> pee bee arr
[21:08] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> pdc?
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> oh i get it
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> a pirate with urinary tract
[21:09] <+Slushie> that boy aint right

Mr.JaWapa

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Re: ee poem contest

lol i think he gave gems to everyone that sent a poem.

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Dachi

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Re: ee poem contest

I'm going to eat you.

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I am not anch159 as you can clearly see in my avatar.

Pingohits

celestial egglord

From: NO

Registered: 2015-01-28

Posts: 2,039

Fails: 290

Re: ee poem contest

orly?

wait

YES

YES YES YES

I can finally buy coin doors with the gems

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[21:08] <+Klaghills> pee bee arr
[21:08] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> pdc?
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> oh i get it
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> a pirate with urinary tract
[21:09] <+Slushie> that boy aint right