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#1 2015-03-06 17:27:51

skullz17
Guy
From: chepfials.ml.org.biz.tk
Registered: 2012-07-19
Posts: 1,179
Fails: 15

The Story of skullz17

I thought about making a story. That was over a month ago. And I kept on thinking, hard. Descriptions, patterns, plot twists, backstabbing turnarounds, absolutely emotional tales of courage. All about me. Yes, it would be a great story.

But then it all changed. I changed my mind. That was also over a month ago. And the inspiration left me completely. Psh, a story, what a dumb idea. Why would I ever make a story lol?

...

PLOT TWIST I MADE A STORY. It's too late. I can't turn back now. I'm on my knees. The force of the words pounding against my skull is enough to sink a ship. But I can take it. The words spiral into the air, from the great flame. Yes, the flaming scroll. It's time to give in. Prepare to evacuate soul in 10... 9... 8... I slowly put the scroll into my mouth. 7... 6... 5... The words rising from the flaming scroll fill my mouth like a foggy day. 4... 3... 2... I close my eyes. 1... And I breathe it all in.

THE END


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#2 2015-03-06 21:34:32

Different55
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Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 9,142
Fails: 0

Re: The Story of skullz17

Holy crap that was a wild ride.


Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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#3 2015-03-06 22:08:47

Pingohits
celestial egglord
From: NO
Registered: 2015-01-28
Posts: 2,039
Fails: 290

Re: The Story of skullz17

this is definitely not fail forums

clap clap nice job charles dickens


[21:08] <+Klaghills> pee bee arr
[21:08] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> pdc?
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> oh i get it
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> a pirate with urinary tract
[21:09] <+Slushie> that boy aint right

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#4 2015-03-07 06:07:20

skullz17
Guy
From: chepfials.ml.org.biz.tk
Registered: 2012-07-19
Posts: 1,179
Fails: 15

Re: The Story of skullz17

look i was bored i just wanted to make a story about drugs


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#5 2015-03-19 15:01:37

KNOW ONE
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Posts: 100
Fails: 25

Re: The Story of skullz17

Drugs? You can drink enough fruit punch to get the same effect as drugs.


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#6 2015-03-19 17:22:10

Pingohits
celestial egglord
From: NO
Registered: 2015-01-28
Posts: 2,039
Fails: 290

Re: The Story of skullz17

clap clap nice job charles dickens


[21:08] <+Klaghills> pee bee arr
[21:08] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> pdc?
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> oh i get it
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> a pirate with urinary tract
[21:09] <+Slushie> that boy aint right

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#7 2015-03-19 17:38:16

skullz17
Guy
From: chepfials.ml.org.biz.tk
Registered: 2012-07-19
Posts: 1,179
Fails: 15

Re: The Story of skullz17

Pingohits wrote:

clap clap nice job charles dickens

you have said this to me already


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#8 2015-03-19 17:39:06

Pingohits
celestial egglord
From: NO
Registered: 2015-01-28
Posts: 2,039
Fails: 290

Re: The Story of skullz17

CLAP

CLAP

NICE JOB

CHARLES

DICKENS

*glares angrily whilst writing on notepad*


[21:08] <+Klaghills> pee bee arr
[21:08] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> pdc?
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> oh i get it
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> a pirate with urinary tract
[21:09] <+Slushie> that boy aint right

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#9 2015-03-19 17:50:00

skullz17
Guy
From: chepfials.ml.org.biz.tk
Registered: 2012-07-19
Posts: 1,179
Fails: 15

Re: The Story of skullz17

YOU

HAVE

SAID

THIS

TO

ME

ALREADY


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#10 2015-03-19 17:58:14

some man
Dotcra Moreo
From: The Road of Ultimate
Registered: 2014-05-06
Posts: 3,264
Fails: 55,555

Re: The Story of skullz17

skullz17 wrote:

YOU

HAVE

SAID

THIS

TO

ME

ALREADY

you have said this to pingohits already


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#11 2015-03-19 18:00:19

skullz17
Guy
From: chepfials.ml.org.biz.tk
Registered: 2012-07-19
Posts: 1,179
Fails: 15

Re: The Story of skullz17

some man wrote:
skullz17 wrote:

YOU

HAVE

SAID

THIS

TO

ME

ALREADY

you have said this to pingohits already

yeah but i don't think he heard me


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#12 2015-03-20 09:27:19

Pingohits
celestial egglord
From: NO
Registered: 2015-01-28
Posts: 2,039
Fails: 290

Re: The Story of skullz17

i did

i have ears

domb


[21:08] <+Klaghills> pee bee arr
[21:08] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> pdc?
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> oh i get it
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> a pirate with urinary tract
[21:09] <+Slushie> that boy aint right

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#13 2015-03-21 08:22:03

skullz17
Guy
From: chepfials.ml.org.biz.tk
Registered: 2012-07-19
Posts: 1,179
Fails: 15

Re: The Story of skullz17

YOU KNOW WHAT

THE WRITING STYLE IS NOTHING LIKE CHARLES DICKENS

SO GET OUT


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#14 2015-03-21 19:08:45

Pingohits
celestial egglord
From: NO
Registered: 2015-01-28
Posts: 2,039
Fails: 290

Re: The Story of skullz17

skullz17 wrote:

YOU KNOW WHAT

THE WRITING STYLE IS NOTHING LIKE CHARLES DICKENS

SO GET OUT

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[21:08] <+Klaghills> pee bee arr
[21:08] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> pdc?
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> oh i get it
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> a pirate with urinary tract
[21:09] <+Slushie> that boy aint right

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#15 2015-03-21 22:56:51

colon
"Furry"
From: 4444
Registered: 2011-06-25
Posts: 5,109
Fails: 3
Website

Re: The Story of skullz17

it all changed when the fail nation attacked


what the ****

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#16 2015-03-22 20:03:40

Pingohits
celestial egglord
From: NO
Registered: 2015-01-28
Posts: 2,039
Fails: 290

Re: The Story of skullz17

colon wrote:

it all changed when the fail nation attacked

GET
OUT


[21:08] <+Klaghills> pee bee arr
[21:08] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> pdc?
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> oh i get it
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> a pirate with urinary tract
[21:09] <+Slushie> that boy aint right

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#17 2015-03-23 10:52:58

s6thgaming
VIF
Registered: 2012-03-04
Posts: 1,791
Fails: 114

Re: The Story of skullz17

Pingohits wrote:
colon wrote:

it all changed when the fail nation attacked

GET
OUT

I used to do what you said.

That was before the plague hit.


No longer part of Fail. Sorry.

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#18 2015-03-23 11:48:56

Different55
The Beanmaker
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 9,142
Fails: 0

Re: The Story of skullz17

s6thgaming wrote:
Pingohits wrote:
colon wrote:

it all changed when the fail nation attacked

GET
OUT

I used to do what you said.

That was before the plague hit.

I used to make jokes about the plague hitting


Then I died from ebola


Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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#19 2015-03-23 18:46:23

s6thgaming
VIF
Registered: 2012-03-04
Posts: 1,791
Fails: 114

Re: The Story of skullz17

Different55 wrote:
s6thgaming wrote:
Pingohits wrote:
colon wrote:

it all changed when the fail nation attacked

GET
OUT

I used to do what you said.

That was before the plague hit.

I used to make jokes about the plague hitting


Then I died from ebola

I used to die from ebola like you.

Then I took a vaccine to the knee.


No longer part of Fail. Sorry.

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#20 2015-03-23 19:07:55

Pingohits
celestial egglord
From: NO
Registered: 2015-01-28
Posts: 2,039
Fails: 290

Re: The Story of skullz17

s6thgaming wrote:
Different55 wrote:
s6thgaming wrote:
Pingohits wrote:
colon wrote:

it all changed when the fail nation attacked

GET
OUT

I used to do what you said.

That was before the plague hit.

I used to make jokes about the plague hitting


Then I died from ebola

I used to die from ebola like you.

Then I took a vaccine to the knee.

i used to take vaccines

then chairman mao prohibited them because we weren't dying fast enough


[21:08] <+Klaghills> pee bee arr
[21:08] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> pdc?
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> oh i get it
[21:09] <+YA_BOY_PINGOHITS> a pirate with urinary tract
[21:09] <+Slushie> that boy aint right

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#21 2015-03-23 19:34:34

Different55
The Beanmaker
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 9,142
Fails: 0

Re: The Story of skullz17

Pingohits wrote:
s6thgaming wrote:
Different55 wrote:
s6thgaming wrote:
Pingohits wrote:
colon wrote:

it all changed when the fail nation attacked

GET
OUT

I used to do what you said.

That was before the plague hit.

I used to make jokes about the plague hitting


Then I died from ebola

I used to die from ebola like you.

Then I took a vaccine to the knee.

i used to take vaccines

then chairman mao prohibited them because we weren't dying fast enough

I used to die because of neglectful chairmen

but then I moved out of north korea


Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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