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#1 2011-09-04 21:56:03

Artemis
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25 Things to Do in an Elevator

Finished terrorizing Walmart? Then find an elevator for these 25.

1. Ask "Did you hear that snapping sound?"

2. Hold bets on which floors other passengers will enter on.

3. Shoot spit balls at the ceiling.

4. Blow your nose on another person's sleeve.

5. Have a money box for an elevator tax. Deny entry to anybody who refuses to pay it.

6. Drop a pen, and when someone reaches to help pick it up, shout "THAT'S MINE!"

7. Give each passenger a round of applause when they enter or leave.

8. Go into extreme detail about how you were once trapped in an elevator for two days.

9. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead, saying "Shut up, shut up, all of you shut up!"

10. Guard the button panel so nobody can touch it. Growl and bite at anybody's fingers who challenge you.

11. Have a picnic.

12. Loudly hum the theme to Jeopardy.

13. Lay down a twister mat and ask who wants to play.

14. Lick gummy bears and stick them to things. (The wall, the buttons, other passengers, etc.)

15. Make explosion noises when anybody pushes a button.

16. Move a desk in the elevator, and when anybody enters, ask if they have an appointment.

17. At the highest floor, hold the door open and insist it stays open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft hit the bottom.

18. Place police tape on the inside of the doors.

19. Preach about the end of the world.

20. Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to see what you're writing, hide the pad and growl.

21. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

22. Look at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."

23. Open your briefcase, then look in and ask "Got enough air in there?"

24. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

25. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and stand as far away from them as possible.

Hope you enjoyed!


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#2 2011-09-05 15:25:27

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Re: 25 Things to Do in an Elevator

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xD


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#3 2011-09-05 16:42:39

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Re: 25 Things to Do in an Elevator

sprite11 I'm not sure which is more funny: the video of teh list.


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#4 2011-09-07 21:16:59

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Re: 25 Things to Do in an Elevator

I didn't know anybody listened to these lists.


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#5 2011-09-08 14:36:31

Coolio
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Re: 25 Things to Do in an Elevator

sprite11 I might try the penny thing.


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#6 2011-09-17 17:14:06

Artemis
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Re: 25 Things to Do in an Elevator

I've done number 12, and somebody *coughsilverheartcough* did number 25 to me.


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#7 2011-09-17 18:31:27

Coolio
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Re: 25 Things to Do in an Elevator

I did 12 on my way up to the orthodontist. tongue


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#8 2014-05-05 11:08:26

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Re: 25 Things to Do in an Elevator

I might try the penny thing.


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