25 Things Not to Do at Hogwarts

Artemis · 2011-09-05 15:13:48

Another guide!

1. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

2. I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard" while going to the headmaster's office.

3. I will not play poker with Professor Trelawney's tarot deck.

4. I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions.

5. I will not tell Gryffindor first years that sneaking into the Slytherin dormitory is a rite of passage to truly become a Gryffindor.

6. I will not to conjure the words "DRINK ME" onto the vial of any potion in Professor Snape's classroom.

Seven. I will not tell first years that the best way to study is to stay up all night balancing your textbook on your head, as gravity will cause the information to sink through the skull and into the brain.

8. I will not ask Harry Potter if his "Voldy senses" are tingling.

9. I will not refer to the Accio charm as "The Force".

10. I will not spike first years' pumpkin juice.

11. I will not organize a witch burning, even if I have been assigned to do a presentation on Muggle history in my Muggle Studies class.

12. I will not sign up the Great Lake at Hogwarts for the Summer Olympics swimming competitions.

13. I will not convince first years that the new password to Gryffindor Tower is "Petrificus Totalus" and must be recited with their wands pointed at themselves.

14. Crucifixes do not ward off Slytherins. I should not test that.

15. I will not start a "Hug a Slytherin" day.

16. I will not use magic to change test questions into those I can answer.

17. I will not lock the Gryffindors and Slytherins in a room together and take bets on who comes out alive.

18. I will not tell Professor Binns that he is dead and a) needs to move on, or b) get a life.

19. I will not convince the first years that "Death Eaters" is the name for a cookery club specialized in experimental dishes.

20. I will not start a howler chain-letter saying "Your life will be cursed for seven years if you don't send this to 10 fellow students within 15 minutes."

21. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory, no matter how wicked the result would be.

22. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.

23. Getting the Sorting Hat drunk only makes his song funny the first time.

24. I will not ink my owl's feet, have it walk across parchment, and sell the results as cheat sheets for Ancient Runes, even though Crabbe and Goyle keep falling for it.

25. I will not organize a Junior Death Eaters Training Camp at Hogwarts. I will not hand out medals for "Hexing Harry Potter," "Endangering a teacher's life by jinxing," or "Throwing a person from the Astronomy Tower." I will not send the latter to Professor Snape and make him an honorary member.

Last edited by Artemis (2011-09-05 15:21:47)

Coolio · 2011-09-05 16:40:27

THOSE ARE HILARIOUS.
I'm a harry potter fan, so I understand them all.

rob1nfly · 2011-09-08 07:04:58

Understood all those. HP FTW!

Coolio · 2011-09-08 14:38:31

If you joined now, wouldn't Harry Potter be out of school already? Unless he's a teacher or teacher's aid or something...

ultrasuperdude · 2011-10-07 22:38:18

Hmm alot of HP fans. I am one 2. We need something to do with it in forum games.

Coolio · 2011-10-08 17:52:40

Harry Potter curses RPG?

rob1nfly · 2011-10-08 18:01:50

How do you curse an RPG?

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