25 Ways to Get Yourself Kicked Out of Walmart

Artemis · 2011-09-02 17:23:46

...Or about any other store you can think of.

1. Juggle oranges in the grocery section.

2. Switch the labels on cans.

3. Put on a Superman costume and leap from the tops of shelves.

4. Fall asleep on a bed.

5. Play games on the computers and shout loudly when you lose.

6. Find a guy with glasses and say "You're a wizard, Harry!"

Seven. Have a fashion show with the mannequins.

8. Use the intercom to say "Code 5 in Housewares" and watch what happens.

9. Go through the isles, saying loudly "Who buys this junk?"

10. Go to the register with a giant stack of items and say that "Another store had this all for free." (Remember the ad match policy?)

11. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the whole store as the field.

12. Hold shopping cart races.

13. Make up products and asked employees if they have any. Ex: "Where are the Shnerples?"

14. Drape a blanket over your shoulders. Then, find a random person and say "Come, Robin, to the Batcave!"

15. Attempt to fit yourself and/or others into gym bags.

16. Pay for your large purchase entirely in pennies, then realize you miscounted and go again.

17. Go around picking up things and placing them in the wrong section. Ex: Pajamas in the Gardening section, Glue in the groceries, etc.

18. Buy a soda, then drag a lawn chair over to the books and magazines section and relax.

19. "Test" all the brushes and combs in the beauty section.

20. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to help check stuff out.

21. Place fake vomit in strategic locations.

22. Ride on the toddler rides, acting the part. Ex: Act like a cowboy if on a horse. If a kid comes over asking to ride it, start crying.

23. Turn all the radios to the polka station, turn them all off, and set the volume to maximum.

24. Bark while trying on dog collars, If possible, have a friend lead you around on a leash.

25. Act suspicious and stick your arm in your jacket when leaving the store. As you walk out, look as if you're expecting the alarms to go off. Then look around to see who's watching and quickly run off.

Hope you enjoyed and good luck getting kicked out of Walmart!

Last edited by Artemis (2011-09-03 19:23:12)

Bobithan · 2011-09-02 17:29:34

Walmart
You hate us, but you shop here anyways

This should be fun...

rob1nfly · 2011-09-02 19:48:17

Go to the check out section, stand on the conveyor blets, and play those toy guitars.

Coolio · 2011-09-03 09:22:35

#25 is my fav.

scienceguyz · 2014-02-26 10:24:53

Ones that my grandpa shared:

Put a Dora doll out in an isle. When someone picks it up, jump out and say, "Swiper no swiping!"
Go into the changing rooms. After a while, say, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"
Hide in the clothes racks, and when someone comes to buy clothes, say, "Pick me! Pick me!"

Different55 · 2014-02-26 11:03:40

Find a staff member, stalk them around the store. Try to be as non-nonobvious as possible.

Bonus points: wear a trench coat, sunglasses, and a wide-brimmed hat.

N1KF · 2014-08-04 13:34:28

Artemis wrote:

Juggle ogden in the grocery section.

Incorrect. The propper term is "ogdens."

Ratburntro44 · 2014-08-04 17:24:57

N1KF wrote:

Artemis wrote:
Juggle ogden in the grocery section.
Incorrect. The propper term is "ogdens."

Nope, the plural of ogden is ogden.

N1KF · 2014-08-04 17:42:10

Ratburntro44 wrote:

N1KF wrote:
Artemis wrote:
Juggle ogden in the grocery section.
Incorrect. The propper term is "ogdens."
Nope, the plural of ogden is ogden.

Hmm, I guess it does sound better.

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