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#1 2011-09-04 21:30:55

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Stupid Q&A

You post a stupid question, then the next person posts a stupid answer.

Ex.:Nubb22 Q.Why are you mad at me?

Nubb11:A.I can't see my forehead.
Q. Why are there birds in the sky?

Nubb33: A. So they can gather omelets.

I'll start:

Why do bears always eat my igloos?


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#2 2011-09-04 21:34:57

Artemis
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Re: Stupid Q&A

A. Because they're bacon-flavored.

Q. Why is my vacuum cleaner broken?


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#3 2011-09-04 21:40:03

Silverheart
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Re: Stupid Q&A

A. because it sucked up an igloo

Q. Why is pie a dessert?


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#4 2011-09-05 16:51:38

Coolio
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Re: Stupid Q&A

because pi's the number.

Why do pencils get erased by erasers?


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#5 2011-09-07 21:04:21

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Re: Stupid Q&A

So flamingos aren't lonely.

What is the sun?


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#6 2011-09-08 14:45:20

Coolio
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Re: Stupid Q&A

That thing in the sky.

What do water bottles hold?


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#7 2011-09-09 19:26:18

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Re: Stupid Q&A

lava.

Why did you park a car on my forehead?


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#8 2011-09-09 20:28:32

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Re: Stupid Q&A

Because I was just at the best party ever

Why is everything fuzzy?


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#9 2011-09-10 17:20:59

Coolio
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Re: Stupid Q&A

Cause you need to wear grapes on your head.

Why am I sitting down?


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#10 2011-09-10 19:50:34

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Re: Stupid Q&A

Because you aren't laying down.

What is a chair?


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#11 2011-09-11 14:34:00

Coolio
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Re: Stupid Q&A

I dunno. Ask the couch.

SOMEONE'S YELLING AT ME ON A SCREEN!!! HOW CAN THEY SEE ME? WHAT DO I DO?!!!


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#12 2011-09-14 20:43:39

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Re: Stupid Q&A

Murder them.

I have car. Should I get on top of car and ride him to work?


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#13 2011-09-14 20:58:12

You Will Never Know
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Re: Stupid Q&A

A: Of coarse, it's the best way with most fun big_smile
Q: who am I?


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#14 2011-09-15 04:54:54

o0ps
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Registered: 2011-08-11
Posts: 17
Fails: 9

Re: Stupid Q&A

A: How should I know?!

Q: Why do I always wear pajamas.


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#15 2011-09-15 14:26:38

Coolio
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Re: Stupid Q&A

A: Cause you are VERY SLEEPY... and on the count of 3...

Q: What's that?!!!


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#16 2011-09-15 15:52:55

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Re: Stupid Q&A

A ?!!!

WHY AM I YELLING AT YOU??!!


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#17 2011-09-16 15:05:26

Coolio
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Re: Stupid Q&A

CAUSE It's A Small World After All.
NOWAILOLJKJKJK A TINY TANK IS POINTING AT ME WAT DO I DO?!


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#18 2011-09-16 22:48:24

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Re: Stupid Q&A

USE A BIGGER TANK!!!

What color is an orange, true or false?

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#19 2011-09-17 18:35:55

Coolio
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Re: Stupid Q&A

balloons.

the glass is half branked, what do I do.


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#20 2011-09-17 19:31:34

Bobithan
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Re: Stupid Q&A

Brank it more

Why am I even reading this stupid topic? I have better things to do...


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#21 2011-09-18 12:59:41

Coolio
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Re: Stupid Q&A

you do?

You're not fail enough, then.


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#22 2014-06-27 12:05:22

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Re: Stupid Q&A

Why are taxis always yellow?

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#23 2014-06-27 12:40:59

Starvr344
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Registered: 2011-06-26
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Re: Stupid Q&A

God damnit, thanks for the ten new tabs.

Why does TVTropes make me open tabs?


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#24 2014-06-27 12:51:05

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#25 2014-06-27 13:08:30

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Re: Stupid Q&A

I don't know, and I don't want to know...
Are you embarrassed that you pooed your pants today? Yes or no.


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