A little poem here

WolfExile · 2011-05-22 20:43:28

Oh dead Guy Oh dead Guy i know who You are, You are the sad Guy i met in the Bar

Patchee · 2011-05-23 09:55:29

Heres one.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana,
Jack got high and dropped his fly and said "Jill do you wanna?"
Jill said yes and dropped her dress and they had lots of fun,
But Jill forgot to take her pill and now they have one son, HEY!

Coolio · 2011-05-23 15:31:43

^That is so wrong in so many ways,
The next time i see this topic will be days.

Bobithan · 2011-05-23 18:41:38

At least little kids that don't have any idea what that means won't care at all

Muffin · 2011-05-23 20:58:12

There once was a man from Peru,
Who dreamed he was eating his shoe,
He woke with fright,
in the middle of the night,
to find that his dream had come true!

Totally original.

Different55 · 2011-05-23 20:59:52

mmmhmmm.

I like to eat pie
Pie is a very good food.
Pie is my fave food.

Bobithan · 2011-05-24 06:31:00

This is not mine, it's a friend's:

Haikus are Easy
But sometimes they make no sense
Refrigerator

Patchee · 2011-05-24 06:58:21

My poem ain't that bad. xD
My friend just told it to me one day and thought i'd put it here.

Taxi Cow · 2011-05-24 14:58:19

Bobithan wrote:

At least little kids that don't have any idea what that means won't care at all

I'm 9, and understand it O.o

At school, I'm working on poetry, so I wrote a Limerick. (Warning: It's dumb)

There once was a lion from a land
who laughed while playing in sand
He ate and ate
was always late
and was always last for band

Coolio · 2011-05-24 15:04:22

... wow...

Have you noticed these lines have all 5 syllables?
Do you like waffles?
Yeah we like waffles.
Do you like pancakes?
Yeah we like pancakes.
Do you like french toast?
Yeah we like french toast.

Haiku version:
Do you like waffles?
They're the face of awesomeness.
Yeah we like waffles.

Do you like pancakes?
I make them with a maker.
yeah we like pancakes.

Do you like French toast?
They taste like really good eggs.
Yeah we like french toast.

Patchee · 2011-05-24 15:25:36

^Awesome

Coolio · 2011-05-24 15:46:56

^ o.o when did your title turn into cheesologist?

Bobithan · 2011-05-25 18:59:23

He must of bought it from the shop and D55 gave it to him
I think the price for a title change should go up

WolfExile · 2011-07-11 20:57:16

Epic gravedig. Anyway I NEED MORE POEMS and discuss mine for Fails sake.

Ice Flower · 2011-07-11 21:22:03

I baked you a pie
What is the flavor of it?
It is pie flavor

Bobithan · 2011-07-11 21:23:21

Lol I was looking at this topic earlier today thinking that somebody will gravedig/bump it sooner or later xD

Patchee · 2011-07-12 05:47:43

^Prediction win?

Thepuzzleguy · 2011-07-14 16:17:36

I made a donut
I ate the yummy donut
I then took a poo.

You Will Never Know · 2011-07-14 21:53:11

Here's one I wrote for school on fast food:
Red Bull, Mountain Dew, and Everything That’s bad for you

Once in school I daydreamed,
Fast food can kill you
It makes you so fat you’ll bounce
But don’t consume too much or you’ll spontaneously combust

Chicken nuggets are even worse
They taste so good is the most disgusting part
For when you eat them you almost forget that the carcass is chucked on in
Without the good stuff and blended up

The “Big macs” are really small
But that doesn’t count at all
It’s what they put in that matters
I’ll give you a hint:
Free Range is not what you think

Finally you leave Mc. Donalds and head to Burger King
While I speak of burgers glore
Well, actually you may call it burger gore

They buy the beef by the pounds
They slater the cows
They toss in the brains, the liver, and the heart
The lettuce and the tomatoes are left unwashed

Now for the packaged cookies
Packed with corn syrup, overloaded with salt, sugar, dyes, xanthan gum and packing freshener in those little packets

The lollipops are smaller and more expensive (half a lollipop is about three dollars)
200g sugar, glucose, what ever
50g sodium, saturation, salt, white fine powder, anything to make you wonder.

Now let’s move on to gum
Once it was real healthy
Now though they throw in fake sugar and dyes into the vat
And leave it out for ten days strait

Vending machines are everywhere
But, the most popular ones have: soda, soda-pop, pop, soft drinks, carbonated refreshments, Refreshments
Anything to make you have the urge to buy it
Mountain Dew is the worst; caffeine, sugar, and lots of those really gross artificial flavors

Then the last thing to be known
Is the deranged Monster©™ energy drink
“Why is it called Monster©™ anyways?”
Wait for reply
Well here’s the aftermath when you consume these all these consumables:
Mc. Donalds foods have happy meals
When you eat them it tastes good
So you’ll be another consumer to fill the wallets of the greedy liars
And hence help another new little tot
Be fattened up

Eat the burgers and you will taste juicy goodness
‘Till you read Fast Food Nation by Eric Scholarman
Then you’ll learn about the slaughterers
And the chemical products injected to take away the bloody taste and affect the consumers just As much

The candy is now so unhealthy I dislike it. It’s an excellent choose to rot out your teeth
And besides food is no longer that good
For the greedy companies are more interested in keeping their moneys than doing good

Vending machines can become addicting
With their consumables
But beware for when you drink or eat too much
you add another 20% chance of spontaneously combusting

So there you have it the new food pyramid, the new diets, chicken guts, poly-saturation, Rotting gunk, caffeine, “free range” surprises, couch potatoes, corn syrup, mountain dew, and all The things that are bad for you.

Bobithan · 2011-07-14 22:12:55

^That poem is so true

The Lawnmower mows
Mows over poor little kids
They scream in much pain

You Will Never Know · 2011-07-14 22:48:28

And here's my other one:
Vending Machines

Once I went ‘round a bend and at the end of the bend there was a fork in the road
There also sat a spoon and knife
But as I looked back up I saw:
Vending machines!
Vending machines!
They sell fast food in tiny little packets!
Once there was an old man who lived inside an old house
One night he climbed into bed and had a nightmare
Where he pursued a life of:
Vending machines!
Vending machines!
They sell fast food in the giant packets!
My friends and I used to hang ‘round the park
But now we don’t ‘cause of:
Vending machines!
Vending machines!
They sell fast food in tiny little buckets!
And then there came the age of soda vending machines
No one knows how it came to be
‘Cause from that time I visited the fork I visited it again
But this time I looked up
‘Stead of seeing the bags I saw
Vending machines
Vending machines
Full of soda pop
The old man moved from his childhood house
The vending machines were so bad
They overrun the city and the entire state
My friends moved to Mars
The fast food became so bad that
I journeyed back to the fork yet again
To see how the contents where made
And that is why now I am a full vegetarian now
Vending machines
Vending machines
Rusting in the open yard
With their rotting little buckets of junk food

(I am a vegetarian)

Last edited by You Will Never Know (2011-07-14 22:49:09)

Thepuzzleguy · 2011-07-15 13:41:57

You Will Never Know wrote:

...

(I am a vegetarian)

oh emm gee.....

Jojomanjo · 2011-07-15 14:28:16

Boy got drunk
And was put into the trunk
With a girl who knew how to bimps
So they had kids and started a muck
One looked like a duck
And knew how to bimps

bimps rhymes with a lot of things. I couldn't find another word.

Coolio · 2011-07-19 03:37:11

These are all so awkward...

WolfExile · 2011-07-19 12:48:56

Jojomanjo wrote:

Boy got drunk
And was put into the trunk
With a girl who knew how to bimps
So they had kids and started a muck
One looked like a duck
And knew how to bimps
bimps rhymes with a lot of things. I couldn't find another word.

Ummm....

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