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#1 2011-05-20 14:34:03

WolfExile
Failure
Registered: 2014-09-17
Posts: 935
Fails: 466

99,999 Deathly Trials

i start by stating an impossible situation ans the next person has too get out of this impossible situation and state anther one. we stop at trial number 99,999. confusing?

example:

1. your locked in a cave with vicious wolves...

2. i have a bone and a phone!
   your fighting on a cliff, nearing the edge...

3. Parachute!
etc. 



I will start!

You are falling off a cliff without a parachute! Whadya do?!

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#2 2011-05-20 14:44:50

Patchee
Cheesologist
From: Hexchatnotforcasuals HQ
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 722
Fails: 80

Re: 99,999 Deathly Trials

I grow my epic bat wings!!


You get fat of eating cheese, yet you still want moar and can't resist it! what do yah dooo.??

Hexchat isn't for casuals.

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#3 2011-05-20 14:53:18

WolfExile
Failure
Registered: 2014-09-17
Posts: 935
Fails: 466

Re: 99,999 Deathly Trials

What i always do when that happens...I eat more!

Your dead whadya do?

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#4 2011-05-20 16:23:04

Bobithan
Actually Towwl
Registered: 2011-07-27
Posts: 2,215
Fails: 17

Re: 99,999 Deathly Trials

I go up to heaven!
You are in Hell what do you do?

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#5 2011-05-20 16:27:01

WolfExile
Failure
Registered: 2014-09-17
Posts: 935
Fails: 466

Re: 99,999 Deathly Trials

I crawl out!

You just got shot by a gun your gonna die in 10 seconds Whadya do?

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#6 2011-05-20 16:43:31

Bobithan
Actually Towwl
Registered: 2011-07-27
Posts: 2,215
Fails: 17

Re: 99,999 Deathly Trials

I don't do anything then for some reason i get better again

The [img] tag isn't working what do you do?

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#7 2011-05-20 17:26:41

WolfExile
Failure
Registered: 2014-09-17
Posts: 935
Fails: 466

Re: 99,999 Deathly Trials

I send link instead!

All the sudden you are a hobo whadya do!?

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#8 2011-05-20 18:20:14

Patchee
Cheesologist
From: Hexchatnotforcasuals HQ
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 722
Fails: 80

Re: 99,999 Deathly Trials

I beg people for money until they actually give me money!


You shave your head and theres nothing you can do to grow back hair! what do you do?

Hexchat isn't for casuals.

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#9 2011-05-20 18:21:59

WolfExile
Failure
Registered: 2014-09-17
Posts: 935
Fails: 466

Re: 99,999 Deathly Trials

I buy a wig...

Everyones fails go to 0 whadya do?!

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#10 2011-05-20 18:54:34

Patchee
Cheesologist
From: Hexchatnotforcasuals HQ
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 722
Fails: 80

Re: 99,999 Deathly Trials

I raise my fails back up!


Your fat and you can't do anything to make yourself thin wut do you do!?

Hexchat isn't for casuals.

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#11 2011-05-20 19:03:04

WolfExile
Failure
Registered: 2014-09-17
Posts: 935
Fails: 466

Re: 99,999 Deathly Trials

i sit down on the couch and rot

Your sig just exploded on you!

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#12 2011-05-20 19:33:33

Coolio
That one guy
From: ...Huh. Where am I again?
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 5,354
Fails: 55,555

Re: 99,999 Deathly Trials

I rebuild it.
It's not like elmo's important or anything... cool

You are eaten by wolfexile's avatar.

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#13 2011-05-22 17:19:23

WolfExile
Failure
Registered: 2014-09-17
Posts: 935
Fails: 466

Re: 99,999 Deathly Trials

i control it so i wont die!

You are attacked by angry birds

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#14 2011-05-22 17:42:48

Coolio
That one guy
From: ...Huh. Where am I again?
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 5,354
Fails: 55,555

Re: 99,999 Deathly Trials

I control them so i won't die.

You are 0.00000000000001 jiffies away from getting impaled by a spike pit.

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#15 2011-05-22 19:04:45

Bobithan
Actually Towwl
Registered: 2011-07-27
Posts: 2,215
Fails: 17

Re: 99,999 Deathly Trials

In 0.000000000000001 jiffies I grow wings and fly away

You are a pig and your castle made out of glass is made out of wood and a black bomb bird thing is coming your way and you can't move because the game doesn't let you.

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#16 2011-05-22 19:11:33

Coolio
That one guy
From: ...Huh. Where am I again?
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 5,354
Fails: 55,555

Re: 99,999 Deathly Trials

the bird goes right above me and hits another pig.  I feel for the loss of a fellow pig.  *finished* The bomb bird was the last bird they had.  I survive the level!
You just fell off a cliff into piranha infested waters.

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#17 2011-05-22 19:24:18

Patchee
Cheesologist
From: Hexchatnotforcasuals HQ
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 722
Fails: 80

Re: 99,999 Deathly Trials

I choose to die.


Your dead and you got rejected from Heaven what do you do!?!?!?

Hexchat isn't for casuals.

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#18 2011-05-22 19:26:07

Coolio
That one guy
From: ...Huh. Where am I again?
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 5,354
Fails: 55,555

Re: 99,999 Deathly Trials

I shoot the messenger. big_smile
You are a bear just struck in the brain by a bullet from a hunter.

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#19 2011-05-22 19:29:16

Patchee
Cheesologist
From: Hexchatnotforcasuals HQ
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 722
Fails: 80

Re: 99,999 Deathly Trials

I rip the bullet from my brain and use my super bear strength to throw it at the hunter to kill him, and then use moar of my super bar skills to turn immortal and recover from the boo boo to the head.



Your dancing, and you randomly fall off a cliff, what do you do?



100th post. big_smile

Hexchat isn't for casuals.

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#20 2011-05-22 19:31:03

Coolio
That one guy
From: ...Huh. Where am I again?
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 5,354
Fails: 55,555

Re: 99,999 Deathly Trials

what is it with cliffs here? O.o

I land on the cliff 2 feet below.

you're a pastry about to be eaten by the fattest man on earth.  What do you do?

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#21 2011-05-22 19:48:52

WolfExile
Failure
Registered: 2014-09-17
Posts: 935
Fails: 466

Re: 99,999 Deathly Trials

I give patchee 500 fails for the 100 posts and he leaves me alone!

You trip OH NOEZ!

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#22 2011-05-22 19:49:12

Patchee
Cheesologist
From: Hexchatnotforcasuals HQ
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 722
Fails: 80

Re: 99,999 Deathly Trials

I randomly turn into a gigantic pastry and fat guy chokes. And dies. And im free.


Im too lazy to do a near death situation

Hexchat isn't for casuals.

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#23 2011-05-23 21:15:34

Muffin
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From: Mulberry Lane
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 1,318
Fails: 567
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Re: 99,999 Deathly Trials

I get on a tredmill to prevent my laziness.

You are inside of a cloud.

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#24 2011-05-24 15:03:27

Patchee
Cheesologist
From: Hexchatnotforcasuals HQ
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 722
Fails: 80

Re: 99,999 Deathly Trials

I get out.



You awesome. what do you do?

Hexchat isn't for casuals.

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#25 2011-05-24 15:06:52

Coolio
That one guy
From: ...Huh. Where am I again?
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 5,354
Fails: 55,555

Re: 99,999 Deathly Trials

I leave it like that big_smile

That bird in your sig is getting whiplash. Whaddaya do?

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