There ain't no reason you and me should fail alone
Tonight, yeah, baby! (Tonight, yeah, baby!)
And I got a reason that you're who should fail with me tonight (Tonight)
I need a man that thinks it's win when it's huge fail
Tonight, yeah, baby! (Tonight, yeah, baby!)
Right on the fail-line where we know we both belong tonight
[Bridge:]
It's hard to feel the fails, to brush the extreme fail
I'm gonna run right to, to fail forums with you
Where we can both fail in peace
[Chorus:]
I'm on the edge of failing, and I'm hanging on a moment of fail
Out on the edge of failing, and I'm hanging on a moment for fails
I'm on the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge,
I'm on the edge of failing, and I'm hanging on a moment with fails
I'm on the edge with you.
Another shot before we fail the other side
Tonight, yeah, baby! (Tonight, yeah, baby!)
I'm on the edge of something final we call fail tonight
(Alright! Alright!)
Put on your shades, 'cause I'll be failing in off-topic
Tonight, yeah, baby! (Tonight, yeah, baby!)
It isn't win if everybody knows my name tonight
(Alright! Alright!)
[Bridge:]
It's hard to feel the fails, to brush the extreme fail
I'm gonna run right to, to fail forums with you
Where we can both fail in peace
[Chorus:]
I'm on the edge of failing, and I'm hanging on a moment of fail
Out on the edge of failing, and I'm hanging on a moment for fails
I'm on the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge,
I'm on the edge of failing, and I'm hanging on a moment with fails
I'm on the edge with you.
I'm on the edge with you
I'm on the edge with you
(You, you, you...)
[Solo saxophone]
[Chorus:]
I'm on the edge of failing, and I'm hanging on a moment of fail
Out on the edge of failing, and I'm hanging on a moment for fails
I'm on the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge,
I'm on the edge of failing, and I'm hanging on a moment with fails
I'm on the edge with you (with you, with you, with you, with you, with you)
Tune: Edge of Glory by Lady Gaga
I totally came up with all the lyrics myself.
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