Riddles

Coolio · 2011-09-21 17:45:48

I'll just post random strange riddles here.

You are in a room with nothing but table and a mirror. How do you get out?

You are in a room with two doors- each with a guard. One of the doors leads to your doom, one to your freedom. As for the guards, one always lies, one always truths. You don't know which is which. You are allowed one question to either guard before choosing a door. What do you ask?

A woman is staying at a five star hotel. While in her room, she hears a knock on the door. She opens the door to see a man. He says, "Oh, sorry. I thought this was my room." He then walks to the elevator. The woman calls the authorities, convinced the man was a thief. How did she know?

100 fails to each question answered correctly.

Bimps1002 · 2011-09-21 18:00:25

What door leads to nothing? Lol, IDK.

Coolio · 2011-09-21 18:07:19

Oh, and I have answered these riddles so don't be telling me You're wrong, I KNOW MY ANSWER IS RIGHT and all that. I don't wanna hear it.

Bimps1002 · 2011-09-21 18:34:26

Okay?

Coolio · 2011-09-22 20:22:29

No, I wasn't directing that at you, I was just putting that out there.

dasuper11 · 2011-09-23 01:59:55

hello coolio... OTHERWISE... for the first one, is there a door? if so, open the door,

Slawthe · 2011-09-23 16:36:34

[noob=sarcasm]ZOMG11!1!! all my answers are right and you cannot tell me otherwise![/noob]
Lol uhm so anyway...If the room has only those things in it, how did I get in it? Giving that benefit of the doubt, this is what I do. I have nothing else to do so I look in the mirror. While I...wait what was that? I see what I saw. Oh, I use the saw and cut the table in half. Uhm, that seems pointless, why don't I put it back together and make it whole. Oh look there is a hole, I can climb out now.

Hmm If I ask Liar which door is safe, he will say left. If I ask Truth which door is safe, he will say right. That does not leave me with the certain way to go since I do not know who is who. If I ask Liar what the other (Truth) would say is the safe door, he would say left since Truth would actually tell me right. If I ask Truth what the other (Liar) would say is the safe door, he would say left since Liar would actually tell me left. I go through the right door and live in freedom.

Okay seems like an honest mistake, I've thought other rooms were mine before. I just try using my card on the door to open...wait a minute. If he thought it was his room, why would he have to knock? Shouldn't he have the key to his room? I suppose then that it would mean that he knew it wasn't his and he planned on robbing.

300 fails pwease

Coolio · 2011-09-24 13:43:56

Man, you're good. Did you figure them out, or have you heard these before?

Slawthe · 2011-09-24 18:21:13

Zomg I luv u lol. The first two I have heard before, second one I solved on my own when I first heard it though. Third I solved on my own thinking it out like that lol. Pretty good riddles, anymore?

Coolio · 2011-09-25 08:41:23

I would, but there's still that bug where I can't edit MY posts in forums I don't moderate.

I'll just post them here.

these are 50 fails each... A little easier
It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?
It walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs in the evening. What is it?
I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?

Slawthe · 2011-09-25 08:50:21

[sarcasm=religious_fanatic]what? are you saying there is something greater than the almighty God?! there is nothing greater than God![/sarcasm] Ok so that was a joke, no harm intended but it does hint towards the answer that will follow. The poor have nothing, the rich need nothing, if you eat nothing, you can be a fashion model then you will die. It is nothing.

"It is a donkey, in the morning it has four legs, but then later you decide to chop off two of its legs and later in the evening you decide to glue one back on." I heard that answer somewhere lol. For real it is man, morning is the beginning when he crawls, noon is the middle where he has learned to stand on his own, evening is the end where he once again needs assistance but not as much so he uses a cane adding a third leg.

I am u. And u are e. "e"nd, time"e", spac"e", cr"e"ation, "e"very plac"e". Thank you for this, I am really grateful . I have heard these before and these are some pretty good ones.

Coolio · 2011-09-25 12:23:34

Wow, you're good. I'm gonna be broke soon

10 fails, since you can obviously do these well
In a green house, there is a white house. In the white house lies a red house. The red house contains many babies. What is it?

Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. Reread this question, because I have already said the answer.

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

Slawthe · 2011-09-25 18:36:14

Well I suppose it isn't really a house. Maybe it means to house as in cover. Skin covers, but that is to complex for an animal. A tree? noooo. Maybe more specific, a fruit? hmmm. Watermelons are green on the outside. Oh then right after is white, then red! And oh babies are are children or offspring, so are seeds! It is a watermelon.

*Lol heard this in spanish"Hmm "There are only three words in the English language". Hmmmmmm. "There are only three words in 'the English language'". We speak every day so it is language.

Hmm, u like plants a lot. You wouldn't use a fruit again, so maybe a vegetable? What is layered a lot? Onions? naw you eat all of it. Corn? Weird but let's see. You throw out the husk and cook the seeds. You eat the seeds, which are now inside, and throw away the cob. I ate corn.

Coolio · 2011-09-26 14:20:29

30 fails to you, sir.

5 fails: What has 4 legs and a foot?
30 fails: What do you not want to have and not want to lose?
50 fails: The hat a Dad wears. The answer is 100.

Slawthe · 2011-09-26 19:30:30

Four legs, chairs have legs. One foot, the foot of a bed. Bed.

Hmm synonyms, lose - no longer have ownership or not win. No one wants a fight, or legal issues? A lawsuit.

What 100? How do you get that? Well let me try the first part. There is nothing really specific a father wears. Maybe word play? Let's see, oh father? Father...father...what word has to do with father? oh! Fatherhood. and again oh! 100 has to do with letters, assigning a point per place in alphabet. Fatherhood.

Muffin · 2011-09-26 20:07:03

Stop stealing all of them >: (

Soulja Boy Tell 'Em · 2011-09-26 20:18:40

I need more riddles, I didn't have a chance to answer any.

Slawthe · 2011-09-27 05:46:22

Hey hey hey, don't blame me. Orton consistently pestered me to join these forums and I agreed. He said I need to be active for him to get more points and I said sure. You guys should be more active lol jk

Muffin · 2011-09-27 17:33:08

Oh, I'm sorry that I'm not on when I'm not home. >.>

Coolio · 2011-09-28 14:17:47

85 fails to Slawthe. I'll do more when I get home.

Coolio · 2011-09-30 17:59:53

(adding new riddles, don't kill me)

40 fails:
I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

30 fails:
What is it that after you take away the whole, some still remains?

10 fails:
I can be long, or I can be short.
I can be grown, and I can be bought.
I can be painted, or left bare.
I can be round, or square.
What am I?

Muffin · 2011-09-30 19:47:05

2. A fraction. You have 1 1/2. You take away the whole number, and you're left with 1/2. Or, whenever you take a hole out of something you are adding things.

Bimps1002 · 2011-09-30 19:50:21

10 fails one:
A fingernail.
30 fails one:
wholesome
50 fails one:
pressure

Slawthe · 2011-09-30 20:10:32

Muffin, Bimps1002, you both had your chance at this, no complaining when I take one none or some

Okay welllll, that doesn't even make sense for the first. Looking at pressure will not make me pop. I will make a guess anyway since you asked...oh wait. "Can you guess the riddle?" Well no I cannot since it is impossible. The answer is no.

That is it, Bimps1002 got the rest.

Bimps1002 · 2011-09-30 20:13:08

Slawthe wrote:

Muffin, Bimps1002, you both had your chance at this, no complaining when I take one none or some
Okay welllll, that doesn't even make sense for the first. Looking at pressure will not make me pop. I will make a guess anyway since you asked...oh wait. "Can you guess the riddle?" Well no I cannot since it is impossible. The answer is no.
That is it, Bimps1002 got the rest.

Yay me !

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