99,999 Deathly Trials

Patchee · 2011-05-24 15:14:51

I put "NO" in big letters under it.

Coolio · 2011-05-24 15:47:58

You didn't give me a trial.

YOU ARE STUCK HEARING SOMENONE SAY EPIC FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. GAWSH.

colon · 2011-06-25 16:29:10

I erase him with the amazing epic rubout.

You are in a cast, you are in a coma and you cant move and you wont recover ever and you are on a planet with extreme gravity so you cant get up and there is no air. What do you do?

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Muffin · 2011-06-25 16:50:03

Wake up?

You have an irritatingly long name.

manofperson · 2011-07-10 11:02:24

I go into hiding.

You SUCK!

Patchee · 2011-07-10 16:08:09

I don't feel likes, so ill answering yours, so ill answer :::::::::::::::::::.

I get Navi to come and heal meh.

Your stuck in a giant box of invincible metal that cannot break. No air holes or anything. Wat to u do?

Bobithan · 2011-07-10 16:17:54

I teleport out

You are 3 inches away from falling into a pool of crocodiles

manofperson · 2011-07-10 17:48:39

I don't fall into the pool of crocodiles.

You suddenly notice that THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Cookiepaw · 2011-08-04 23:29:17

Suddenly I turn sparta into a cookie.

You are a .00000000001 second away from death because you ate too many cookies.

manofperson · 2011-08-08 09:43:19

I die?

You are going to be sent into space with no protection whatsoever in 4 seconds.

Bobithan · 2011-08-08 11:35:58

I exit the space ship in an orderly fashion
You are trapped in a room with Justin Bieber music playing at the loudest volume.

Coolio · 2011-09-05 17:07:17

I press the off button on the stereo.

You're about to fall into a pit of boiling lava, the floor will give way under you in .1 seconds.

Muffin · 2011-09-07 21:09:16

(Why did they boil the lava? Isn't it hot enough already?)

I float out on the steam of the lava..?

You're sky diving and you accidentally bring a pair of shoes instead of a parachute.

Artemis · 2011-09-07 21:15:18

I hitch a ride on a passing bird.

You're at the bottom of the ocean held down by weights without anything to give you oxygen.

Muffin · 2011-09-07 21:30:23

I use my back-up gills.

You're inside of a cow's 3rd stomach.

Coolio · 2011-09-08 14:52:22

I exit through the rear.

You're stuck between a rock.. and Chuck Norris.

N1KF · 2014-05-25 13:51:05

As Chuck Norris notices me and beats me up, his punch is so strong I break the rock behind me. I run away. I run into a nearby hiding spot, just to find other people hiding from Chuck Norris for decades, saying that it's impossible defeat him. I eventually convince them to at least try! We team up with Bruce Lee, to defeat Chuck Norris! After an epic battle scene, we win...for now! We run away as far as we can, but we can't hide forever!

You are playing hide-and-seek with a mean looking dog, and need to hide in five minutes. You are in a house, and the doors and windows are locked.

Different55 · 2014-05-25 14:03:22

Concentrating, I raise one foot into the air, then bring it slamming down into the floor with the force of a thousand dying suns. I then climb inside the resulting hole and cover myself in rubble.

You are trapped in an underwater cave and high tide is coming in.

N1KF · 2014-05-25 14:19:04

I convince the Trope God to give me Super Not-Drowning Skills.

You are dying due to the amount of tropes N1KF is posting.

Different55 · 2014-05-25 15:35:44

(I just spent like an hour on TV Tropes again >_>)

I resist the urge to click and instead turn my computer off and burn it and the router.

You are buried underground.

colon · 2014-06-02 06:30:13

this is minecraft. /gamemode c

You are in a boiling pool of lava, and there are bars above so no getting out. whaddya do

some man · 2014-06-02 06:39:40

Too bad the bars are just fragile wooden sticks, which I break into pieces. I then escape.
Your feet are glued to the ground and someone's about to shoot you, from a distance where you can't knock them over but they can still shoot!

Creature · 2014-06-02 11:02:17

Your friend stole his gun and shoot him, them help you to get out from glued ground.
You are locked in a dungeon with a bomb about to explode.

some man · 2014-06-02 14:24:34

I just chop off the fuse of the bomb and pick the lock with a really sharp rock.
Your feet are glued to the ground and someone's about to shoot you, from a distance where you can't knock them over but they can still shoot! Not only that, but everyone who has ever known you (excluding the gunner) has amnesia and can not rescue you.

Creature · 2014-06-02 14:33:51

The gunner was going to shot and it was out ammo, angry, he stomp hard on earth that did you get out the glue, then you attacked him.
You are locked in a dungeon, another dungeon after wall have a nuclear bomb about to explode.

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