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#1 2011-10-27 21:15:51

Bobithan
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The Enemy RPG

The Enemy is a book about a zombie apocalypse. Everybody that is gets infected 16 or older. Those people either die, or turn into a child eating zombie thing

In this game you can choose to be one of the infected, or you can be a kid.

When you want to begin playing, just fill out this form and jump in:

Name:
Type: (zombie or kid)
Location: (Where you are when you start playing)
Age:
Gender:


Rule:
Don't be an idiot that makes the game a pain for everybody.

Have fun!


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#2 2011-10-27 21:27:26

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Re: The Enemy RPG

Name: Bobbeh McBob
Type: Kid
Location: New York City
Age: 14
Gender: Male


I can see them on the streets. Pathetic monsters limping around looking for food. I'm safe in here though. My parents helped me barricade our apartment before they left. I have about 6-7 months worth of food in here. I'll be fine.
I hear footsteps outside my apartment door. I quietly sneak up to see if it's a kid or one of them. I look through the peep hole to find nothing. I grab a kitchen knife from a drawer just in case.


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#3 2011-10-27 22:28:03

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Re: The Enemy RPG

Name: Wenson burglindar
Type: Kid
Location: Outside Bobbeh's Door
Age: 14
Gender: Male

*Bangs on door*

"Oh man please open up! I know Your in there Bobbeh!"

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#4 2011-10-28 05:49:09

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Re: The Enemy RPG

Name: Gibson KicFrair
Type: Kid
Location: Around the corner from Bobbeh's
Age: 13p
male
I sneak around the corner, then start banging on bobbehs door and meets Wenson


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#5 2011-10-28 10:46:46

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Re: The Enemy RPG

Name: Muffie Tirn
Type: Kid
Location: On a plane hovering over New York City in front of Bobbeh's neighborhood
Age:2 (Jking, 12)
Gender: Female (We need one somewhere...)

The zombie plague finally spreads through the air. The pilot and everyone on the plane except me turns into zombies. The plane starts falling. Luckily, we land in a lake. The zombies are all gnawing on the walls of the plane, so I climb out one. I swim to the lake shore, and see a small crowd of kids in front of one of the houses, and I go with them.

I lost everything in the plane accident, and all I have is my clothes and a handbag with a nail file and a comb. (Feel free to go check the rubble of the plane, there might be something to salvage.)

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#6 2011-10-28 15:03:13

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Re: The Enemy RPG

After a few minutes of nothing, I hear my old friend Wenson at the door and somebody I don't know. I open he door to let them in.

"Quicly get inside. Who knows what's in this building. Hey Wenson. Who's your friend you got here?"


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#7 2011-10-28 15:08:21

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Re: The Enemy RPG

"What?"

Wenson Quickly looks Behind himself

"Wow... I have no idea who these guys are."

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#8 2011-10-28 16:48:13

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Re: The Enemy RPG

Name: Creeper McCreeperPants
Type: Kid (for now...)
Location: Next door to Bobbeh.
Age: 15 yrs, 11 months
Gender: Boy
I Open my door to see the streets crawling with zombies. I quickly shut the door, and go to the kitchen for supplies. I Morse Code Bobbeh: "Dude! Zombies! I'm coming over to your house and sending supplies. Over and Out. Creeper."
I grab the salty foods and a few cabinet food, place them on hangers, attach them to the line I'm sending over, and come over myself.
I turn around to find a gun pointed at my nose.


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#9 2011-10-28 17:59:05

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Re: The Enemy RPG

"Freeze Creeper! Put your hands in the air! Hahaha! Just kidding. This is a toy gun. Totally worthless. Hey look I got Wenson and some other dude. We're gonna take shelter in my apartment. I got enough food to last the 4 of use for a few months. Now come to my apartment an- HOLY BUHJEEZUS THAT'S A LOT OF ZOMBIES"
I hit one across the face with the toy gun and it falls to the ground dead
"Well, I guess it could come to some use..."


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#10 2011-10-28 18:06:15

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Re: The Enemy RPG

"Can I have somthing? We're in serious danger here, whether you know me or not."
I ask Bobbeh.


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#11 2011-10-28 18:32:03

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Re: The Enemy RPG

"Oh right, my dad keeps 2 guns in case of intruders and a rifle for hunting. I've also got a slingshot from the 5th grade and some copper ball bearings *Ollie moment* I'll go get them." I head back to the zipline. On the line, the string breaks and I crash into my first story window.


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#12 2011-10-28 19:01:13

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Re: The Enemy RPG

"Here guys jump out this window. It's gotta be better out there than it is in Creeper's house. I put a ladder up to my apartment window so we can get in my apartment from there. That's the only entrance. Come on let's go!"

I jump out the window and fall ten feet. I twist my ankle but it doesn't hurt too much. I limp over to the ladder as fast as I can and climb up to my window and get in.

"Come on what's-your-name and Creeper! It's safe in here!"


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#13 2011-10-28 19:45:14

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Re: The Enemy RPG

"Oww... I think I got glass stuck in my leg. I can't walk. I'll grab the guns/rifles/slingshots/ammunition up, and then I'll try to climb the ladder with one leg. Hold on one sec." I open the cabinet door and kill the zombie inside. "Heyy... someone must've stolen the rifle! Oh, right, my dad was out hunting when the virus kicked in. Okay, I'm sending up the guns."


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#14 2011-10-28 19:47:29

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Re: The Enemy RPG

"The name's Gibson. Thanks. What started this whole thing anyway? Also, in terms of plans, I say cure em or kill em".


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#15 2011-10-29 10:44:59

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Re: The Enemy RPG

"Well, the only cure is our flesh, so I say kill em."
I board up the window once everybody is inside.

"Creeper, I got some disinfectant and some bandages in here that might help, they are in the bathroom. I'll go get them"


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#16 2011-10-29 15:11:29

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Re: The Enemy RPG

"Well, it's not just human flesh, even bugs would work."
I sit down. "Ow, ow, ow..."


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#17 2011-10-29 19:15:36

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Re: The Enemy RPG

"As we stock up now, I think each of us needs a long range and short-range weapons. Who's with me?"


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#18 2011-10-29 19:30:59

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Re: The Enemy RPG

I'm getting in on dis.
Name: Mazer Rackham
Type: ZOMBIE
Location: Right behind someone.
Age: Y'know... um... 60 years old. (Age of Mazer Rackham in Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card.)
Gender: Male


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#19 2011-10-29 20:12:43

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Re: The Enemy RPG

((When did I die? I was with Wolf and rob1nfly...))


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#20 2011-10-29 21:02:19

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Re: The Enemy RPG

(Where did it say you died?)


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#21 2011-10-30 13:23:46

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Re: The Enemy RPG

(Oh, we just never included Muffie in the text. sorry.)

"Hey! Who's that behind you, Bobbeh?" I point at a straggly girl behind him.

"Oh. I'm Muffie. I've been here the whole time."

"You sure?"

"Yeah."

"Hmmm... Okay."
I agree with Gibson taht we should have different weapons. "I call the gun. It's both long and short range."


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#22 2011-10-30 16:42:06

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Re: The Enemy RPG

"Ooh, can I have the bow and arrow if there is one? And I always have my crowbar," I say, as I wave my crowbar. "What food, meds, and first aid supplies? Also, does anyone have allergies? I'm only allergic to one thing."


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#23 2011-10-30 21:13:53

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Re: The Enemy RPG

((I'm a cute little adorable thing on top of muffie's head.))


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#24 2011-10-31 06:41:11

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Re: The Enemy RPG

"ahhhh Gawd There's A Zombie On Muffies Head"


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#25 2011-10-31 14:58:30

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Re: The Enemy RPG

Don't worry!
I hit Muffie's head with the toy gun and it knocks the "cute" zombie off of her head.

"I'll use this sledge hammer and a knife. That'll work for me."


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