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#76 2011-11-09 23:12:58

Different55
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Registered: 2011-05-18
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Re: The Enemy RPG

*growl*

Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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#77 2011-11-10 20:22:51

Coolio
That one guy
From: ...Huh. Where am I again?
Registered: 2011-05-18
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Re: The Enemy RPG

"Okay, come on. What do you want in exchange for the thing?"

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#78 2011-11-10 21:03:15

Slawthe
Failure
Registered: 2011-09-12
Posts: 205
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Re: The Enemy RPG

"Hmm, not sure. You seem decently stocked if you haven't died right away. What do you have?"

Here is a comic of me PBF135-Volcano_Snails.jpg
Stop doing what they did! I am a sloth, not a monkey.  You might die if you make that mistake...
Here is some philosophy.
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#79 2011-11-11 04:09:16

Different55
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Re: The Enemy RPG

*yawn* *stretch* *snore*

Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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#80 2011-11-11 08:52:58

Coolio
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Re: The Enemy RPG

"We've got... food... and weapons... And that's about it. I'm not giving you my slingshot or the guns, so you'll have to either take crackers or go into my house next door and find some supplies there."

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#81 2011-11-11 09:07:48

Slawthe
Failure
Registered: 2011-09-12
Posts: 205
Fails: 103

Re: The Enemy RPG

"Alright, I'll go check your house, but no funny business."
*Goes in house*

Here is a comic of me PBF135-Volcano_Snails.jpg
Stop doing what they did! I am a sloth, not a monkey.  You might die if you make that mistake...
Here is some philosophy.
Bringing life and answering empty topics since 11/14/11

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#82 2011-11-11 16:04:15

Different55
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Re: The Enemy RPG

*leaves bag with everyone else* *climbs out of bag and onto bobbeh's head*

Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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#83 2011-11-11 17:22:17

Slawthe
Failure
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Fails: 103

Re: The Enemy RPG

*comes back from house* "Alright I got a rifle and a handgun so...woah! Well, I got everything I want so he's yours now, if that's all you need from me, see ya" *I turn the corner into an alley, once out of view I climb a fire escape so as to remain unseen but still in the vicinity.*

Here is a comic of me PBF135-Volcano_Snails.jpg
Stop doing what they did! I am a sloth, not a monkey.  You might die if you make that mistake...
Here is some philosophy.
Bringing life and answering empty topics since 11/14/11

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#84 2011-11-11 17:32:27

raider118
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Registered: 2011-09-24
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Re: The Enemy RPG

type: kid
age: 14
Location: London, England

i fall from plane out of nowhere, i pick myself up and find a rifle on the floor. I use this opportunity to break into a chocolate store before shooting incoming zombies. I flea from the country to somewhere in asia.

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#85 2011-11-12 16:59:22

Different55
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Re: The Enemy RPG

*sniffs bobbeh's scalp and suggests he uses anti-dandruff shampoo.*

Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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#86 2011-11-12 17:23:43

raider118
Failure
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Re: The Enemy RPG

did i do it right or did i just ruin the game?

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#87 2011-11-12 18:10:26

Coolio
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Re: The Enemy RPG

(Err... I dunno how to involve you in the game, since you're in asia and we're in london...)

"whoa, that's freaky. Since when do those things TALK?! You don't think... That, like... Maybe... That dude was a zombie that could talk, too?"

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#88 2011-11-12 19:20:01

Different55
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Re: The Enemy RPG

(Who's "we"?)

*munches on bobbeh's dandruff*

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#89 2011-11-12 19:32:25

rob1nfly
Waffle Inspector
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Registered: 2011-07-28
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Re: The Enemy RPG

"Uhhh... Bobbeh..."

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#90 2011-11-13 14:44:53

Coolio
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Registered: 2011-05-18
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Re: The Enemy RPG

(we is everyone involved in the game so far except for him. Everyone's in the same place, if I recalled correctly.)
"So... err... We just feed that your dandruff?"

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#91 2011-11-13 16:11:58

Different55
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Re: The Enemy RPG

(USAFTW)
"Nope. I'm a frickin zombie. I don't eat dandruff."

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#92 2011-11-13 18:03:47

rob1nfly
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Re: The Enemy RPG

"Okay, then why did you do that? By the way, what should we call you?"

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#93 2011-11-13 18:58:01

Coolio
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Registered: 2011-05-18
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Re: The Enemy RPG

(Muffie crashed in london, so we are IN LONDON.)
"If you don't eat dandruff, why did you eat dandruff?"

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#94 2011-11-13 19:48:59

Slawthe
Failure
Registered: 2011-09-12
Posts: 205
Fails: 103

Re: The Enemy RPG

*I lean over and view the situation.*

Here is a comic of me PBF135-Volcano_Snails.jpg
Stop doing what they did! I am a sloth, not a monkey.  You might die if you make that mistake...
Here is some philosophy.
Bringing life and answering empty topics since 11/14/11

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#95 2011-11-13 22:28:15

WolfExile
Failure
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Re: The Enemy RPG

"Hey... I didn't know you could talk! I'M SO PROUD OF YOU!"

*pats the thing on the head*

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#96 2011-11-13 23:36:12

Different55
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Re: The Enemy RPG

sprite11j "Why did I eat dandruff? My reasoning for eating dead skin is quite obviously
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Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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#97 2011-11-14 00:19:07

raider118
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Re: The Enemy RPG

*zombies take me back to london*

"who are you? why are you chasing me?"

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#98 2011-11-14 15:44:52

Slawthe
Failure
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Posts: 205
Fails: 103

Re: The Enemy RPG

*Looks at surroundings, finds a broken pot and piece of rusted metal, chucks the pot but it misses then the metal which hits one of the zombs chasing that kid (you didn't give yourself a name) straight in the head.  I knock off the ladder for the fire escape then climb up to the top.  I jump over a few building swiftly and quietly and find some kid.  I eat him so that I can last a few more days.  He lets out a piercing screech but is immediately subdued.  I again climb a building from some scaffolds of a permanently unfinished project.  I work my way back to the original location but in a different cardinal direction and still out of view.*

Here is a comic of me PBF135-Volcano_Snails.jpg
Stop doing what they did! I am a sloth, not a monkey.  You might die if you make that mistake...
Here is some philosophy.
Bringing life and answering empty topics since 11/14/11

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#99 2011-11-14 18:14:16

colon
"Furry"
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Registered: 2011-06-25
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Website

Re: The Enemy RPG

Name: Icon Keys
Type: Kid
Location: Running Track
Age:10
Gender: Male

what the ****

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#100 2011-11-14 19:31:42

Slawthe
Failure
Registered: 2011-09-12
Posts: 205
Fails: 103

Re: The Enemy RPG

*I see a kid running on some dilapidated school grounds.  Being full, I decide to confuse him for fun.  I look around and find a loose brick from the ledge.  I throw it and luckily it lands right in front of him and trips him.  While he's on the floor, a couple of the zed show up so I throw another brick and a segment of some decently sturdy gutter, one of which hits one of them in the leg, bringing it to the floor.  The other lands near the boy for him to use if he gets up in time.*

Here is a comic of me PBF135-Volcano_Snails.jpg
Stop doing what they did! I am a sloth, not a monkey.  You might die if you make that mistake...
Here is some philosophy.
Bringing life and answering empty topics since 11/14/11

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