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#1 2011-11-22 04:57:06

Soulja Boy Tell 'Em
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Wendy's

Just burgers.  They have the best all-around burgers, if you include the condiments, toppings, bun, etc.  Lemme transport you:

The bottom bun.  Oft overlooked, but not this time.  It's toasted to perfection, and lightly buttered: not too much to make it greasy, but just enough to add to the flavor.

The burger.  Delicious, there's probably no better burger served in all of fast food.  Imagine it, the best burger in the world served to you in eight seconds flat.  Heaven.

The ketchup and mayo.  Like the butter to the bun, this adds just enough flavor to the burger as a whole without being overbearing.

The cheese.  Melty and gooey, but not messy.  Just perfect.

The bacon.  Smoked, it's at the perfect level of crispiness.  I always thought that this is what it would be like to eat out Miss Piggy.

The top bun.  Toasted and buttered, like the bottom bun.  Just tops it all off perfectly.


In short, the best thing ever.  EVERYONE GO TO WENDY'S AND GET A TRIPLE BACONATOR NOW!  (and send me one in the mail)

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#2 2011-11-22 16:09:10

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Re: Wendy's

lol they all say same...


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#3 2011-11-22 17:28:55

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Re: Wendy's

Nope. Not anymore. I don't eat at Wendy's a lot. ARBY'S FTW.


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#4 2011-11-22 18:49:25

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Re: Wendy's

Trust me, if you haven't had the new Wendy's burgers (I think they're called "Dave's Hot 'n' Juicy"), you haven't experienced pleasure.

And Arby's has good sides, that's about it.  And their philly is alright.


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#5 2011-11-22 19:10:44

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Re: Wendy's

Yeah, I like their plain roast beef and their fries. *mwah* They look spicy, but they're really not. big_smile


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#6 2011-11-22 19:16:35

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Re: Wendy's

I loved their jalapeno bites and potato bites, and they discontinued them at the only Arby's near me.

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#7 2011-11-22 20:26:35

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Re: Wendy's

sprite11 I love their potato bites, but not too fond of spicy. smile


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#8 2011-11-22 20:35:48

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Re: Wendy's

Stop derailing, pl0x.


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#9 2011-11-23 03:02:05

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Re: Wendy's

The baconator is pretty good. But I like hardee's MONSTER burger better. Why? Because the monster burger is one of the few I can't devour in one sitting.


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#10 2011-11-23 11:46:12

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Re: Wendy's

Oh sry.
I just don't rly go to wendy's. Je suis desole.


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#11 2011-11-29 19:56:52

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Re: Wendy's

Mmmmmm. Gotta love burgers!


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#12 2011-11-29 20:13:02

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Re: Wendy's

Different55 wrote:

The baconator is pretty good. But I like hardee's MONSTER burger better. Why? Because the monster burger is one of the few I can't devour in one sitting.

There is no burger I can't finish in one sitting.  NONE.  And if you find one, mail it to me.


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#13 2011-11-29 20:35:26

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Re: Wendy's

Hmm, don't think envelopes make things more appetizing.  What about uhm...that huge burger on Man vs. Food?

p.s. I stayed completely on topic by voting for "Love 'em"


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#14 2011-11-29 20:37:07

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Re: Wendy's

I could eat that in two hours.  Piece o' cake.


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#15 2011-11-29 20:57:14

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Re: Wendy's

"So far, with all of this "big-eating", Richman has only made one attempt at a Guinness World Record when he and a group of 40 regional eaters attempted a 190 pound burger in two hours, in which case food won the epic battle with about 30 pounds left of the burger."

riiiight...

(mmm cake big_smile)


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#16 2011-12-02 16:32:10

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Re: Wendy's

I remember seeing a guy try to eat seven pounds of food in an hour.


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#17 2011-12-02 19:33:51

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Re: Wendy's

32OrtonEdge32dh wrote:
Different55 wrote:

The baconator is pretty good. But I like hardee's MONSTER burger better. Why? Because the monster burger is one of the few I can't devour in one sitting.

There is no burger I can't finish in one sitting.  NONE.  And if you find one, mail it to me.

This. Completly.


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