Hot dog, lunch meat, cheese

Different55 · 2011-12-25 09:23:51

1. Take hot dog (Xtra Large Beef is preferred).
2. Smash hot dog.
3. Rip hot dog into pieces.
4. Sprinkle on tortilla.
5. Take lunch meat (Honey Smoked Ham is preferred).
6. Put 3+ slices on tortilla.
7. Take cheese (Your choice).
8. Put 2+ slices on tortilla.
9. Open microwave.
10. Pick up tortilla.
11. Put tortilla & toppings in the microwave.
12. Turn on microwave.
13. Walk to the opposite end of the house then walk back.
14. Open microwave.
15. Remove tortilla & toppings.
16. Add BBQ sauce (optional).
17. Roll up tortilla. This is a hard step. If at first you don't succeed, try again.
18. Place one end of finished burrito into mouth.
19. Close mouth.
20. Chew.
21. Swallow
22. Repeat 18-21 until the burrito disappears.
It's as easy as 1,2,3,4,5,6...

Coolio · 2011-12-25 11:19:15

Maybe step 21 should be swallow? I couldn't fit the entire burrito into my mouth without swallowing...

Different55 · 2011-12-25 14:28:54

You can't? Weird. I suppose I have to include everyone...

Coolio · 2011-12-26 10:43:59

My sis could. I always told her she had a big mouth... Maybe I just have a small one.

colon · 2012-09-12 11:39:27

But i'm the only one who can handle a gravedig burrito. With some italian beef.

LOLYAYBURRITO

N1KF · 2012-09-13 01:34:11

No, it's 1 step.

1. Do all that stuff.

colon · 2012-09-15 07:11:38

Number1KirbyFan wrote:

No, it's 1 step.
1. Do all that stuff.

IT'S 2 STEPS:

SECOND STEP::

2. Do it again for another burrito.

N1KF · 2012-09-15 10:47:32

colon wrote:

Number1KirbyFan wrote:
No, it's 1 step.
1. Do all that stuff.
IT'S 2 STEPS:

SECOND STEP::

2. Do it again for another burrito.

No, it's 1 step.

1. Do all that stuff, including doing it again for another burrito.

Last edited by N1KF (2012-09-15 10:47:51)

Coolio · 2012-09-15 15:34:15

1. Do all that stuff, and repeat.

colon · 2012-10-26 14:23:35

2. Do what that guy said.

Different55 · 2014-03-01 01:14:15

3. Or don't. I'm an instructional step, not a cop

My gravedig burrito is better than your gravedig burrito.

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#1 2011-12-25 09:23:51

Hot dog, lunch meat, cheese

#2 2011-12-25 11:19:15

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#3 2011-12-25 14:28:54

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