Corrupt a wish

Muffin · 2012-01-30 17:33:47

Basically you look at the above post, if they have a wish then grant it but add a twist then post your own wish, if they don't ahve a wish tell them to read the rules -.-'

EX.
noooooob: I wish I had a crocodile
Bobithan: Granted but it's suspended over a pool of lava
I wish I had a box of german chocolates
etc... etc.. etc...

I wish I could fly for extended periods of time.

Ice Flower · 2012-01-30 17:52:21

Granted, but "extended" is 1 second.

I wish for my wish to be corrupted.

Muffin · 2012-01-30 17:58:46

Granted, but you must come up with your own corruption.

I wish I was the tooth fairy!!

Ice Flower · 2012-01-30 18:24:59

Granted. You're assigned for adult teeth.

I wish I had $1,000,000 that couldn't be corrupted in any way.

rob1nfly · 2012-01-30 19:43:30

Granted, but it's on the other side of the earth.
I wish anything with the Pebbles branding did'nt suck.

Different55 · 2012-01-30 20:17:54

Granted, but you are now allergic.

I wish I could eat that burrito again... actually, all 4 of those burritos.

Muffin · 2012-01-30 21:32:52

Granted, here take these pills, they'll make you throw up.

I wish potato chips could talk.

Different55 · 2012-01-30 21:36:50

(^_^ yay)

Granted, but they make you feel inferior.

Muffin · 2012-01-30 21:43:38

my original post wrote:

read the rules -.-'

I wish I had a hose that spurted pudding

Coolio · 2012-02-01 16:36:30

Granted, but the pudding is gone bad.
I wish for a pikachu nyan cat.

Different55 · 2012-02-01 16:37:59

Granted, but when it saw you it died.

I wish for corrupted bacon.

Coolio · 2012-02-01 16:42:01

Granted, but the corrupted bacon is turkey bacon
I wish for a peanut butter cookie.

Different55 · 2012-02-01 16:48:36

D:< NOOOOOO!

Granted, but you die the second you see it because of that cruel joke you pulled in the last post.

I wish for corrupted bacon that comes from the belly of a pig.

Ice Flower · 2012-02-01 17:00:27

Granted. He throws up turkey bacon.

I wish for a burrito.

Different55 · 2012-02-01 17:06:43

D:< Don't make me kill you, too.

Granted, but it is vegetarian.

I wish for normal, corrupted, bacon.

Ratburntro44 · 2012-02-01 17:10:16

Granted, but it is corrupted, normal, bacon instead.

I wish for people to stop making noob wishes where they ask for it to be corrupted.

Different55 · 2012-02-01 17:12:19

I can live with that.

Granted, but they start again after five minutes.

I wish for a wish with a fish on a dish.

Muffin · 2012-02-01 17:21:57

Granted, but the fish used the wish to teleport away from the dish :\

I wish I was a pelican

Different55 · 2012-02-01 17:24:59

granted, but you have no legs.

I wish I was a duck on a plate. With a nice recipe, I hope.

Weegee · 2012-02-01 21:11:45

Granted, but the duck is a turkey duck.

I wish for the stocks to go up in salami so I can buy more salami. I like salami.

Coolio · 2012-02-01 21:31:45

Wish granted, but salami gets sold out.
(@Diff: You wanted me to corrupt the wish, so I did.)
I wish for a friendly dinosaur.

Bobithan · 2012-02-02 09:29:29

Granted, now all you need is a time machine to get it
I wish for a non-corrupted wish

Different55 · 2012-02-02 16:02:07

Granted.

I wanna pretty pony.

Coolio · 2012-02-02 16:07:08

Granted, but pretty pony is not a verb.
I wish for an award winning essay.

Muffin · 2012-02-02 17:45:39

Granted, but it has an irremovable name on it. I think it says Muffin

I wish the forums would have more nubs

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