Choose Your Own Adventure: Joe the Pickle

Ice Flower · 2012-01-30 17:39:53

This dapper-looking pickle is Joe. He has just received an inheritance from his rich uncle, Chuck, but doesn't know what to do with all the money. He owns $99,760,896,025,111.27. What should he do?

Bobithan · 2012-01-30 17:50:16

Use his money to develop a machine that can transport you between dimensions

Muffin · 2012-01-30 18:00:06

Buy a fancier top hat and bow tie!
(wow how did you make that picture??)

Ice Flower · 2012-01-30 18:22:04

(Paint.NET)

Different55 · 2012-01-30 20:19:26

Fly to the moon and tap dance.

Coolio · 2012-02-01 16:40:46

Buy all the seats on Congress.

rob1nfly · 2012-02-01 17:22:42

Buy out microsoft.

Muffin · 2012-02-01 17:23:01

Run for president and save the economy. He won't break promises with all that funding...

Different55 · 2012-02-01 17:24:12

^win.

Ice Flower · 2012-02-01 18:09:32

Joe attempts to run for President, even buying a new hat and a bow-tie in the process. But, he loses to Mr. Hamsta.

Fortunately, running for president is dirt-cheap (you pretty much just have to lie) and the bow-tie and hat only cost $50 with tax.

Joe, however, is depressed for losing and wants to get his mind off of it. What should he do?

Funds: $99,760,896,025,061.27

Different55 · 2012-02-01 18:30:46

Learn to Fly.

rob1nfly · 2012-02-01 20:10:28

BUY OUT MICROSOFT GODDAMNIT

Weegee · 2012-02-01 21:08:40

Invest in the salami market.

Coolio · 2012-02-01 21:33:06

What is it with you and salami? 0.o

Buy out all the stocks so that Mr. Hamsta is blamed for downing the economy.

Bobithan · 2012-02-02 09:27:51

He should register to Fail Forum. This place will surely cheer him up.

scienceguyz · 2012-02-21 13:02:44

He runs for governor and Mr. Hamsta's clone wins. He is even more sad. He would sign up tho fwin if he had a computer

Coolio · 2012-02-21 13:09:10

Buy a computer then.

scienceguyz · 2012-02-21 13:28:02

yay he now has a computer and signed up on fwin

Ice Flower · 2012-02-21 18:18:35

Joe decides to get his mind off of his loss and attempts to fly with wings.

He then realizes that he's owned a hang glider for years and he could just use it to achieve the same result.

So he does.

Oh yeah, and he also makes a Fail Forums account.

Funds: $99,760,896,025,061.27

Last edited by Ice Flower (2012-02-21 18:34:42)

Joe the Pickle · 2012-02-21 18:27:33

Hey, this thing's tracking my every move!

Do you have cameras set up? >.>

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Ice Flower · 2012-02-21 18:44:04

...no?

I am just your average Ice Flower, although everyone here is in control of your life. So in a way, we're gods.

Joe the Pickle · 2012-02-21 18:44:54

You're controlling my every move...?

AS IN, YOU'LL DECIDE WHEN I DIE?!

Bobithan · 2012-02-21 18:45:44

Stop talking to yourself Ice! I would give you a warning but I'm enjoying this story.

Fly to the Great Wall of China!

Ice Flower · 2012-02-21 18:45:49

(ARGH STOP MESSING THIS UP BOBBEH)

You're controlling my every move...?
AS IN, YOU'LL DECIDE WHEN I DIE?!

Pretty much. Though I don't want to mess with your life, I just want to make sure you never get a girlfriend.

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Joe the Pickle · 2012-02-21 18:47:40

Gee, that's nice to know.

I'm considering entering the produce industry now...

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