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#1 2012-02-08 16:49:53

Coolio
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Greek God

I got bored and I'm currently reading a bunch of Rick Riordan, so...

Pick a god

Zeus: king of gods and sky. Likes lightning.   TAKEN BY:
Neptune: king of the seas. Has horses, pegasi, all equestrian related items. Also: earthquakes.
Hades: king of underworld. Likes death and can become invisible.
Hera: queen of gods. Married to Zeus. Goddess of marriage.
Demeter: queen of agriculture and grains.
Dionysus: king of wine.
Apollo: Twin of Artemis. Music, medicine, plague, archery, sun, poetry, prophecy.
Artemis: Twin of Apollo. Maidens, archery, moon, animals, young girls.
Aphrodite: goddess of love and beauty.
Ares: God of war, bloodlust.
Athena: Goddess of wisdom, battle strategy.
Hephaestus: God of handicraft, crafting, fire. Married to Aphrodite.
Hermes: God of flying, thieves, mischievousness, travel
Hestia: Goddess of the hearth and home.

Here's how the game works. You pick a god/dess, and then beat the person above you somehow using your powers.

Example:
P1: I pick Hestia.
P2: I beat you with Hephaestus. Your house burns down.
P1: I beat you with Poseidon. He extinguishes the fire.
P3: I beat you with Apollo. The sun dries up the water.
Etc...

Be creative!

I pick Apollo.

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#2 2012-02-08 17:39:13

Ratburntro44
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Re: Greek God

Helios was the sun god, not Apollo. Apollo was the god of light. Geez, get it straight.

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#3 2012-02-08 19:02:55

rob1nfly
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Re: Greek God

Neptune/Posidien.
Awwwww yeah.

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#4 2012-02-08 20:02:52

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Re: Greek God

^FUUUU-

Hephaestus then. I build a hammer and knock you down.

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#5 2012-02-08 20:23:18

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Re: Greek God

(Dude. I just read the rick riordan books, which say apollo's the sun god now. tongue)
Dionysus. I get you drunk. tongue

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#6 2012-02-08 21:25:42

rob1nfly
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Re: Greek God

Neptune. Tidal wave away.

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#7 2012-02-09 16:20:16

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Re: Greek God

You like Neptune, huh?

Apollo lullabies you to sleep. Then he gives you plague.

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#8 2012-02-09 16:26:38

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Re: Greek God

In his drunkenness, Hephaestus swings his hammer around and knocks you all out.

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#9 2012-02-09 16:33:44

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Re: Greek God

You missed Hades, who was invisible. He sends his death minions after you.

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#10 2012-02-16 21:32:15

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Re: Greek God

Demeter! you are trapped in the snarls of a thorny vine!

No longer part of Fail. Sorry.

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#11 2012-02-16 21:33:54

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Re: Greek God

Apollo plagues the plants.

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#12 2012-02-21 12:56:39

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Re: Greek God

Ares chops off Apollo's  head with an axe!

No longer part of Fail. Sorry.

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#13 2012-04-20 21:59:55

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Re: Greek God

Hestia applies HeadOn directly to the forehead!

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