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#1 2012-02-18 20:19:57

Coolio
That one guy
From: ...Huh. Where am I again?
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 5,354
Fails: 55,555

Vending Machine

You insert something in the vending machine and the next poster says what you get.
Ex:
P1: I insert a turtle.
P2: you get a koopa shell. I insert a pikachu.
P3: you get an electrical socket. I insert a pen.

I insert a carton of milk.


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#2 2012-02-18 20:40:08

Ratburntro44
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Registered: 2011-10-28
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Re: Vending Machine

You get contact lenses.

I insert a *winks* you know what… :pedosmile:


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#3 2012-02-19 14:40:52

Coolio
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Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 5,354
Fails: 55,555

Re: Vending Machine

You get a pedobear.
I insert a rabbit.


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#4 2012-02-19 22:21:16

Different55
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Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 9,143
Fails: 0

Re: Vending Machine

You get a bug.
I insert a bug.


Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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#5 2012-02-20 09:30:00

Coolio
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From: ...Huh. Where am I again?
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 5,354
Fails: 55,555

Re: Vending Machine

You get a spider.
I insert Different.


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#6 2012-02-20 10:29:23

Different55
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Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 9,143
Fails: 0

Re: Vending Machine

You get a burrito
I insert Coolio


Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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#7 2012-02-20 11:58:04

Ratburntro44
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Registered: 2011-10-28
Posts: 3,370
Fails: 100,959

Re: Vending Machine

I get Coolio back. Not you. I stole your spot at the vending machine.

I insert $5 and press D5 because that's the number for the candy bars that you get 2 of then get all your money back.


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#8 2012-02-20 17:14:17

Muffin
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From: Mulberry Lane
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 1,318
Fails: 567
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Re: Vending Machine

You get 500 pennies.

I insert a coin slot.


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#9 2012-02-20 18:59:21

Different55
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Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 9,143
Fails: 0

Re: Vending Machine

You get a button hole and a bucket of goose milk.

I insert the impossible.


Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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#10 2012-02-21 12:47:40

scienceguyz
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Registered: 2012-03-04
Posts: 1,791
Fails: 114

Re: Vending Machine

you get everything that is possible and you are crushed by the weight of it!
I insert my annoying little sister.


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#11 2012-02-21 13:13:31

Coolio
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From: ...Huh. Where am I again?
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 5,354
Fails: 55,555

Re: Vending Machine

You get an annoying woman.
I insert a Hannah Montana CD.


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#12 2012-02-21 13:30:40

scienceguyz
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Posts: 1,791
Fails: 114

Re: Vending Machine

you get selena gomez.
I insert a white hole


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#13 2012-02-21 13:38:04

Coolio
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Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 5,354
Fails: 55,555

Re: Vending Machine

you get a black hole.
I insert my kindle fire.


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#14 2012-02-22 11:52:44

scienceguyz
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Posts: 1,791
Fails: 114

Re: Vending Machine

you get a suckish nook
I insert an e-mail


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#15 2012-02-22 16:11:37

Different55
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Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 9,143
Fails: 0

Re: Vending Machine

You get an offer from a nigerian business man.
I insert spam.


Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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#16 2012-02-22 18:13:32

scienceguyz
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Registered: 2012-03-04
Posts: 1,791
Fails: 114

Re: Vending Machine

you get this link: http://fwin.co.cc/pun/viewforum.php?id=17
I insert a nigerian business man.


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#17 2012-02-23 19:39:21

Different55
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Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 9,143
Fails: 0

Re: Vending Machine

You get spammed. And a virus on top of it.
I insert the flu.


Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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#18 2012-02-23 19:54:16

Muffin
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From: Mulberry Lane
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 1,318
Fails: 567
Website

Re: Vending Machine

You get a booster shot.

I insert a pair of clogs (that clog up the machine)


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#19 2012-02-23 22:29:23

Different55
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Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 9,143
Fails: 0

Re: Vending Machine

You get an explosion.
I insert a broken vending machine.


Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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#20 2012-02-24 12:55:30

Coolio
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From: ...Huh. Where am I again?
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 5,354
Fails: 55,555

Re: Vending Machine

You get a deluxe vending machine.
I insert chocolate.


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#21 2012-02-24 20:04:00

Muffin
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Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 1,318
Fails: 567
Website

Re: Vending Machine

You get a dead dog. Look at what you've done.

I insert a wagon.


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#22 2012-02-25 10:04:37

scienceguyz
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Posts: 1,791
Fails: 114

Re: Vending Machine

you get a wheel
I insert forum games


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#23 2012-02-25 13:21:04

Muffin
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Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 1,318
Fails: 567
Website

Re: Vending Machine

You get board games.

I insert lemonade.


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#24 2012-02-25 13:36:17

Different55
The Beanmaker
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 9,143
Fails: 0

Re: Vending Machine

You get coke.
I insert cocaine.


Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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#25 2012-02-25 13:45:45

Coolio
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From: ...Huh. Where am I again?
Registered: 2011-05-18
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Fails: 55,555

Re: Vending Machine

You get arrested.
I insert my new printer.


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