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#26 2012-02-25 13:47:42

scienceguyz
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Registered: 2012-03-04
Posts: 1,791
Fails: 114

Re: Vending Machine

you get an airplane!
I insert magic


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#27 2012-02-25 13:55:06

Coolio
That one guy
From: ...Huh. Where am I again?
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 5,354
Fails: 55,555

Re: Vending Machine

You get a wizard hat.
I insert an eagle.


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#28 2012-02-25 19:49:15

Different55
The Beanmaker
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 9,143
Fails: 0

Re: Vending Machine

You get fried chicken.
I insert lunch.


Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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#29 2012-02-25 19:52:07

Coolio
That one guy
From: ...Huh. Where am I again?
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 5,354
Fails: 55,555

Re: Vending Machine

You get tuna and SPAM.
I insert canned ham.


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#30 2012-02-25 19:56:22

scienceguyz
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Registered: 2012-03-04
Posts: 1,791
Fails: 114

Re: Vending Machine

you get a tiger
I insert someones mom


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#31 2012-02-25 20:38:34

Different55
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Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 9,143
Fails: 0

Re: Vending Machine

You get Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND THE HOUSE.
I insert Cave Story.


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#32 2012-02-25 21:22:30

scienceguyz
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Registered: 2012-03-04
Posts: 1,791
Fails: 114

Re: Vending Machine

you get failemon
I insert insert insert


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#33 2012-02-26 13:04:16

Muffin
rrrrrr
From: Mulberry Lane
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 1,318
Fails: 567
Website

Re: Vending Machine

You get output.

I insert pudding.


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#34 2012-02-26 14:06:36

scienceguyz
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Posts: 1,791
Fails: 114

Re: Vending Machine

you get chocolate
I eat pudding and insert my pudding puke (:


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#35 2012-04-08 17:34:14

Weegee
Failure
From: PWNZORNESS (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
Registered: 2011-11-22
Posts: 99
Fails: 50
Website

Re: Vending Machine

You lose. Good day sir!

I try to insert a silver dollar, but it's too big for the slot so I insert a $2 bill.


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#36 2012-04-09 09:33:38

scienceguyz
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Registered: 2012-03-04
Posts: 1,791
Fails: 114

Re: Vending Machine

you get soda. Too bad the maintenance guy shook it up before putting it into the vending machine...[/troll]
I insert a weed wacker.


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#37 2012-04-09 17:39:27

furqi
Failure
Registered: 2011-11-24
Posts: 193
Fails: 97

Re: Vending Machine

you get weed
I insert a box


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#38 2012-04-09 20:50:28

Muffin
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From: Mulberry Lane
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 1,318
Fails: 567
Website

Re: Vending Machine

You get a fox.

I insert some lox.


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#39 2012-04-10 16:37:18

crastopher
Failure
From: Under the couch. Move, remote!
Registered: 2012-04-09
Posts: 82
Fails: 40
Website

Re: Vending Machine

You get a ferret. I enter a wizard smiley.

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#40 2012-05-07 17:38:59

Weegee
Failure
From: PWNZORNESS (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
Registered: 2011-11-22
Posts: 99
Fails: 50
Website

Re: Vending Machine

You get shiny majic crystal of majic
I insert 42 nickels


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#41 2012-05-08 05:43:57

Different55
The Beanmaker
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 9,143
Fails: 0

Re: Vending Machine

THE MACHINE STOLE YOUR NICKELS.
I insert pie.


Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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#42 2012-05-09 08:14:05

Muffin
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From: Mulberry Lane
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 1,318
Fails: 567
Website

Re: Vending Machine

You get a guy ready to buy!

I insert a dye.


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#43 2012-05-09 14:11:10

Different55
The Beanmaker
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 9,143
Fails: 0

Re: Vending Machine

You get a clever rhyme.

I insert a tree octopus


Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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#44 2012-05-11 17:03:56

Weegee
Failure
From: PWNZORNESS (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
Registered: 2011-11-22
Posts: 99
Fails: 50
Website

Re: Vending Machine

You get a flying squid

I insert a church steeple


泡風呂、逆!♫
best website ever

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#45 2012-05-12 13:26:27

scienceguyz
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Registered: 2012-03-04
Posts: 1,791
Fails: 114

Re: Vending Machine

You get the Church of Jesus Christ and Latterday Saints.

I insert minecraft (I suddenly am obsessed with minecraft.)


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#46 2012-05-12 18:27:28

Different55
The Beanmaker
Registered: 2011-05-18
Posts: 9,143
Fails: 0

Re: Vending Machine

(I don't think my building has a steeple. If it does I haven't noticed it in the past 13-15 years.)
You get a creeper.
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(new tag: pre. Good for ASCII of this type. More ASCII tags to come.)


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#47 2012-05-12 19:45:03

Ice Flower
Incredibly handsome fail overlord
Registered: 2011-07-09
Posts: 706
Fails: 55,555
Website

Re: Vending Machine

You get an ASCII star.

      █
    ███
  █████
    ███
    █  █

I insert awesome.

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#48 2012-05-12 20:20:00

Fiendish Llama
Failure
From: GRAVY
Registered: 2012-01-22
Posts: 93
Fails: 47
Website

Re: Vending Machine

You get bacon.

I insert nothing.

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#49 2012-05-12 21:28:46

scienceguyz
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Registered: 2012-03-04
Posts: 1,791
Fails: 114

Re: Vending Machine

you get lost.

I insert ██████


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#50 2012-05-12 21:48:33

Ice Flower
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Registered: 2011-07-09
Posts: 706
Fails: 55,555
Website

Re: Vending Machine

You get a warning. Don't use naughty language!

I insert Joe the Pickle.

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