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#101 2012-03-01 21:24:35

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Granted, but it fell in the mud puddle in front of your house.

I wish I had a mud puddle.

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#102 2012-03-01 21:28:10

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Granted, but killer pigs start to walk out of it!
I wish I had a ham sandwich

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#103 2012-03-02 16:09:43

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Granted, but the ham is still living.
I wish I had a dead ham sandwich.

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#104 2012-03-02 16:45:51

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Granted, but it has trichina worms in it.
I wish for a pot of corn.

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#105 2012-03-02 19:39:21

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Granted, but it pops to much and it explodes on your face.
I wish for nothing

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#106 2012-03-03 17:41:50

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Granted, you get
I wish for a lightbulb above my head like in the cartoons

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#107 2012-03-03 20:12:01

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Granted, but it falls on your head.

Jet fuel can't make dank memes.

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#108 2012-03-05 14:37:25

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Muffin wrote:

read the rules -.-'

I wish I had the channel MLP:FIM is on on my Tv.

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#109 2012-03-05 18:18:13

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Granted, but Oprah Winfrey buys that channel and it becomes OWN2 (Oprah Winfrey Network 2)

I wish that OWN would go back to whatever channel it was before it was OWN. I don't remember what it was, but I liked it better than Oprah winfrey.

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#110 2012-03-06 10:51:02

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Granted, but that channel soon takes over the whole television network.
I wish someone will highlight this.

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#111 2012-03-06 15:05:53

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Muffin wrote:

    read the rules -.-'

I wish for a pickle.

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#112 2012-03-06 15:54:40

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Re: Corrupt a wish

^win.
That's the best corruption in the topic.
Granted, but you don't finish it, so you put it behind the TV and forget about it. (happened to me when I was 4)

I wish for another epic corruption like ^

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#113 2012-03-07 10:34:26

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Granted, but this corruption is not epic.
I wish that people will notice this floating exclamation mark and highlight me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#114 2012-03-07 15:16:21

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Re: Corrupt a wish

(I knew it was invisible, but I just decided to pretend I didn't.)
Granted, but the exclamation mark disappears.
I wish for a pickled cucumber.

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#115 2012-03-07 17:51:10

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Granted, but it molds.
I wish this post will get reported.

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#116 2012-03-07 18:44:30

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Granted, but nobody cares.
I wish for a laser gun.

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#117 2012-03-07 22:27:52

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Granted, but it overheats when used, causing severe burns.

I wish for food.

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#118 2012-03-08 11:58:23

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Granted, you become allergic to all foods.
I wish I could silent edit

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#119 2012-03-08 16:32:48

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Granted, but you get hacked. Nobody is sure what is happening to everyone's posts and it's all YOUR FAULT.
I wish for a bobblehead.

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#120 2012-03-08 16:58:14

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Granted, but it's head falls off if it bobs for more than 5 seconds.

I wish for another XXL Grilled Stuft Burrito

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#121 2012-03-09 13:10:14

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Granted, your old one comes back!
I wish for cyclone to get us our posts.

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#122 2012-03-10 17:05:45

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Granted, but they're in a really weird format and we can't use them.

I wish grapes worked as torpedoes.

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#123 2012-03-10 17:21:53

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Granted, but it only takes effect when they are inside your stomach! KABLAMMO!
I wish I could learn PHP proficiently in one second.

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#124 2012-03-15 14:46:47

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Re: Corrupt a wish

granted, but php becomes outdated and noone uses it anymore

I wish that I had a million dollars in every kind of currency

the nigerian donation fund
stopping cyber bullying,  poverty, war, and anything else you hate
learn more by emailing me ure bank info today smile

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#125 2012-03-15 17:23:31

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Re: Corrupt a wish

Granted, but INFLATION! It's useless!
I wish I could think of a wish.

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