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#1 2012-04-24 08:42:46

Bobithan
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Registered: 2011-07-27
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NOWAILOLJKJKJK SPIDER

Here's my story.

I'm sick with some sort of virus. Right now if I cough it hurts really bad. My mom took me to the doctor to see what was up and what we should do. She took a strep test on me and left the room for eight minutes, leaving just me and my mom in the room chatting about Indian names. I spotted a small spider in the room, right next to the wall pretty far from us. I looked away for a few seconds, looked back and it seemed like it traveled a couple of feet. When the doctor came back in we told her about the spider and her reaction was hilarious.

She screamed, took a paper towel, stepped up to the spider, threw the towel at the spider, missed, picked up the towel, threw it again, and it landed right next to the spider. Regardless of how the towel wasn't even on the spider, she stepped on the towel hoping stepping on it will somehow kill the spider. This startled the little spider and it decided to make a run for it across the room. That spider was surprisingly fast. It cleared 4 feet in a few seconds. Finally in some miraculous toss of a paper towel, she hit the spider with the towel and stepped on it victoriously. Then we carried on with my appointment for a few more minutes and left. When we opened the door out of the room, there was a crowd of three employees all grouped around the door wondering what was going on in the room.

And yeah. That's pretty much it.

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#2 2012-04-24 15:16:00

Different55
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Registered: 2011-05-18
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Re: NOWAILOLJKJKJK SPIDER

O_O

Talk about overreacting. Geez.

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#3 2012-04-24 18:04:11

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Registered: 2011-05-18
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Re: NOWAILOLJKJKJK SPIDER

O.e I WANT TO GO TO THAT DOCTOR.

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#4 2012-04-25 09:11:36

scienceguyz
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Registered: 2012-03-04
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Re: NOWAILOLJKJKJK SPIDER

Coolio wrote:

O.e I WANT TO GO TO THAT DOCTOR.

No longer part of Fail. Sorry.

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#5 2012-04-26 20:10:23

furqi
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Registered: 2011-11-24
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Re: NOWAILOLJKJKJK SPIDER

lol next time you go to the doctor, you should request that doctor and get one of those realistic spider toys and put it on the floor....... just joking trololol

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#6 2012-05-07 11:20:38

scienceguyz
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Re: NOWAILOLJKJKJK SPIDER

furqi wrote:

lol next time you go to the doctor, you should request that doctor and get one of those realistic spider toys and put it on the floor....... just joking trololol

trololo win!

No longer part of Fail. Sorry.

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#7 2012-08-27 19:14:36

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Re: NOWAILOLJKJKJK SPIDER

scienceguyz wrote:
Coolio wrote:

O.e I WANT TO GO TO THAT DOCTOR.

what the ****

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