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#1 2012-06-19 00:28:41

Different55
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Dreams

I can rarely remember mine. The one I just had seems familiar to me. Not the exact same but the basics. I was alone in the house, and then someone attacked. Normally I'd get the rifle or BBGun or call 911 or press the bottom 4 buttons on the alarm system but in these dreams my hands don't work right. I tried to shut the door, but it went too far, making the deadbolt useless with the door broken. I go back into my room to hit those buttons, but I end up trying to hit the buttons with my head and ofc I die. What sucks about these dreams is that I'm really good with my hands irl, and in these dreams they just don't work. I can't get my fingers to move right. I'm better off hitting things with them at random. Another thing, my arms. They're too slow in the dreams. Any way you put it, I'm screwed.
Another thing that bothers me, my hands seemed to work perfectly well to open the front door, but I break the door trying to close it.

Post your dreams. Good, bad, whatever.
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#2 2012-06-19 00:59:06

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Re: Dreams

I had a dream where as was in church, and this dream WAS inside church. srsly.

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#3 2012-06-19 10:07:29

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Re: Dreams

Churchception?

Let's see. Let's take one from when I was like, 7.
So these creepy people are trying to kill me, but I somehow manage to trick them into giving me one more year to live. I spend this year trying to devise a plan with my friends and family to keep me alive. So one year passes and all, and we've rigged this random contraption. They ring the doorbell and I throw shurikens where their heads should be. The door opens to reveal... my grandma for her yearly visit. My grandma doesn't speak english, but she stares at the shurikens and says, "Well, I guess I'm not wanted here anymore. Goodbye forever." She then storms out and I start running towards her to explain, running past the people who want to kill me.

It's one of my oddest dreams ever.


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#4 2012-06-19 12:00:04

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Re: Dreams

All of my dreams are really weird, and I can never actually look at people but I know they're there. And I forget half of it.

/wantsaluciddream:c


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#5 2012-06-19 12:07:03

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Re: Dreams

Last night, I had a dream where my bro made a cartoon. I can't remember much at all...

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#6 2012-06-19 12:22:39

Coolio
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Re: Dreams

I so want to try lucid dreaming. But I always forget my reality checks.

*looks around* Am I dreaming?


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#7 2012-06-19 16:27:46

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Re: Dreams

Coolio wrote:

I so want to try lucid dreaming. But I always forget my reality checks.

*looks around* Am I dreaming?

I have tried some methods. I did manage to lucid dream one though, almost. I was in a pit full of silverfish and then I realized that I was sleeping cause the blocks were pink with orange stripes.


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#8 2012-06-19 20:24:57

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Re: Dreams

I fall asleep thinking about how I'm gonna have a lucid dream then I just completely forget...


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#9 2012-06-19 22:05:52

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Re: Dreams

GLaDOS eats a potato, then realizes she is a potato and dies. Wheatley eats the Space Core, then space dies because the Space Core controls space. Thus Earth falls eternally and Wheatley and Chell marry each other.

Yeah, I'm that kind of person.

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#10 2012-06-20 08:44:08

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Re: Dreams

wat


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#11 2012-06-20 09:02:05

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Re: Dreams

Different55 wrote:

wat

5.21 watts, to be exact.

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#12 2012-06-20 09:43:52

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Re: Dreams

scienceguyz wrote:
Coolio wrote:

I so want to try lucid dreaming. But I always forget my reality checks.

*looks around* Am I dreaming?

I have tried some methods. I did manage to lucid dream one though, almost. I was in a pit full of silverfish and then I realized that I was sleeping cause the blocks were pink with orange stripes.

I've only lucidly dreamt once. I was on a field trip with my social studies teacher and my class, and I realized I was dreaming because of the closet's design. Then my dream started to shake, so I must've been waking up, and I looked at a poster of Kung Fu Panda 3 full of random evil Po's, one of which flew towards me on a glider and woke me up.


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#13 2012-06-20 14:01:44

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Re: Dreams

I might've lucid dreamed before. I wouldn't know, I usually forget my dreams.


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#14 2012-06-21 23:12:24

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Re: Dreams

Different55 wrote:

I might've lucid dreamed before. I wouldn't know, I usually forget my dreams.

same here. I only remember if i sleep in, have a nightmare, or fall asleep thinking i'll remember my dream.


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#15 2012-06-22 18:19:07

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Re: Dreams

Whenever school ends, the next month I always have school dreams, where its just a dream of a regular school day which is kinda weird


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#16 2012-06-30 20:47:05

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Re: Dreams

I have dreams where my friends turn into dinosaurs and Luke Skywalker comes and kills them.


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#17 2012-07-01 18:21:58

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Re: Dreams

furqi wrote:

Whenever school ends, the next month I always have school dreams, where its just a dream of a regular school day which is kinda weird

ikr :c


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#18 2012-07-02 12:44:00

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Re: Dreams

Muffin wrote:
furqi wrote:

Whenever school ends, the next month I always have school dreams, where its just a dream of a regular school day which is kinda weird

ikr :c

REGULAR school day?
Last night I had a dream where the band watched the chorus sing "Even Unicorn than Apples" and something about pretty or Eminem's Lullaby or whatever. Then we bid on something... I think it was the song. It went straight from $5 to $1000 to $1005. Then there was something teary about bidding by emotion not money. Sometime I picked up what I thought was a 5x5 rubiks cube, but every cube was split into another 3x3 cube so it was like a 15x15 tiny cube and it fell apart.


YERP.


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#19 2012-10-13 11:18:15

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Re: Dreams

once, I was falling into lava. Then I brought out my portal gun, and shot the lava. then the lava poured down into the portal, and fell on top of me from the portal above. I died, then I woke up.


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#20 2012-10-13 12:33:39

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Re: Dreams

Once I had a dream where I was in the movie Inception.
Inception just went one level deeper.


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#21 2012-10-14 15:47:51

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Re: Dreams

I dream of the world being made of memes.


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